r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/OutWestWillie • Aug 01 '26

It can leap...this far

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u/Skinslippy3 Aug 01 '26

It's got a mean streak a mile wide!

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u/Kangaroo_Rich Aug 01 '26

Oh what will it do nibble your bum? It’ll do you one a treat!

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u/BadUncleJokes Aug 01 '26

Run Away!!!

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u/Kangaroo_Rich Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Follow, but! Only if ye be men of valor for the cave is guarded by a creature so foul so cruel that no man has ever fought it and lived! Bones of 50 men lie strewn about its lair! So if you doubt your courage or your strength…

For Death awaits you with pointy teeth!

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 Aug 01 '26

"It had big nasty pointy teeth!!"

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u/Kangaroo_Rich Aug 01 '26

What an eccentric performance

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u/Heterodynist Aug 02 '26

There is a NON-ZERO chance of being booted off your scooter by a rabbit at any given time.

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u/Snargockle 26d ago

Unless you freak and crash all on your own. Which is kinda look like what happened here, I think the rider pushed the bars away.

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u/CPD1960 29d ago

Just to ad insult to injury, it scarpered before he could even get its insurance details.

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u/crawdadicus Aug 03 '26

r/watershipdown

Owsla fa

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u/OutWestWillie Aug 03 '26

Watership Down, man I remember that movie, in whose mind was that a children's story?

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u/ktw54321 28d ago

That rabbits dynamite

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u/bisexual_lemon_69420 27d ago

"Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored bun"

-Kicks, The Rabbit