r/unexpectedlotr • u/swazal • 2d ago

There was a sharp hiss. Presently out of the darkness Gollum came crawling on all fours, like an erring dog called to heel. He had a half-eaten fish in his mouth and another in his hand.

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/swazal • 7d ago

Away high in the East swung Remmirath, the Netted Stars, and slowly above the mists red Borgil rose, glowing like a jewel of fire…. and there leaned up, as he climbed over the rim of the world, the Swordsman of the Sky, Menelvagor with his shining belt. The Elves all burst into song.

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/swazal • 13d ago

“Never laugh at live dragons”

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/Hairy_Nectarine_687 • 13d ago

Why upvote tiny

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/swazal • 13d ago

But you did not name the hour, nor foretell the manner of your coming. Strange help you bring. You are mighty in wizardry, Gandalf the White!

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/peachesThe_Dog • 15d ago

Over in r/DanielTigerConspiracy

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/peachesThe_Dog • 15d ago

In r/forblackdogs

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/swazal • 15d ago

“Hello, DMV? I need to report a misspelling.”

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/akapa5ka • 19d ago

It happened on r/interesting

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I found this in a repost of an abandoned cave home. Lotr references, of course, Sams potatoes and Gimlys axe just HAD to be inserted...

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/citicha • 20d ago

Cats kinda give off the same vibe as hobbits sometimes.

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/swazal • 24d ago

Tevildo Doppelgänger

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/RiskReward92 • Jul 29 '26

I really didn't think my first guess would be right! Spoiler

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/swazal • Jul 28 '26

“But always I have let my horn cry at setting forth, and though thereafter we may fail on third down, I will not sneak on fourth like a thief in the night.”

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/swazal • Jul 28 '26

What do you think Glaurung actually said to Niënor Níniel?

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/swazal • Jul 28 '26

Did you … dress her up like this?

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/davidnjoy1 • Jul 25 '26

Time has come...

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/Doomenor • Jul 25 '26

Precious love

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/swazal • Jul 25 '26

And then all the host of Rohan burst into song, and they sang as they slew, for the joy of battle was on them, and the sound of their singing that was fair and terrible came even to the City.

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Also @ https://youtu.be/n_GdD3Kwtj8

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/superluciferous • Jul 16 '26

Can you dig it?

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/laicapde • Jul 16 '26

Cats kinda give off the same vibe as hobbits sometimes.

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/PBMonkey83 • Jul 04 '26

Fire pit fire.

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I SEE YOU.

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/ammit_souleater • Jul 01 '26

Found over at NCD

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/smokycapeshaz2431 • Jun 28 '26

This popped up today...

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/swazal • Jun 29 '26

Spotted at þornhub

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r/unexpectedlotr • u/swazal • Jun 22 '26

You’ll find the Ring very dangerous now, and very hard to bear. If it’s too hard a job, I could share it with you, maybe?

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