r/vegemite • u/ghostofzealand • Jul 17 '26

Next bite

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15

u/roydogaroo Jul 17 '26

Top left corner next, cos id be holding B corner, and the corner under C in my fingers, so id be hitting both top corners first.

1

u/Thanyared Jul 17 '26

Thank you. Thought I was going crazy

1

u/Acceptable_House1904 Jul 18 '26

This in the only correct answer

1

u/Dv8gong10 Jul 18 '26

Top left, crust is the best bit.

1

u/CoercionTictacs Jul 18 '26

Top left absolutely

1

u/Ok-Menu-8709 Jul 18 '26

Top left obviously. Don’t shoehorn me into shitty bites. Whoever made this picture is a murderer.

10

u/flappintitties Jul 17 '26

Between A and C

2

u/Fragrant-Arm8601 Jul 18 '26

Same!

2

u/Sail_m Jul 18 '26

Me too! Or on the other side of a.

2

u/AltruisticSalamander Jul 18 '26

any other answer is madness

3

u/wonderland1995 Jul 17 '26

To the left of A…

1

u/Either-Outside6740 Jul 17 '26

Thank you he he

3

u/Dilapidated_matrix Jul 18 '26

Rage bait, has to be

2

u/mattymatches Jul 17 '26

Depends who took the first bite!

2

u/No-Manufacturer-8494 Jul 17 '26

My next move is to tear this in half and then reassess the situation.

1

u/Puntkick Jul 18 '26

Our fold it into quarters to start with. Then the first bite you take all bread and the second and third are all crust.

2

u/muffbuffer66 Jul 17 '26

Double down on A, then double bite the A C overlap.Due to the poor.initial.application!, not being applied corner to corner..

1

u/Pur1wise Jul 17 '26

I’m ripping the crusts off next and giving them to the dogs. Haven’t eaten a piece of toast on my own in years.

1

u/Bob_Spud Jul 17 '26

Vegemite marketing at its worst

1

u/CapableMagician4805 Jul 17 '26

Top crust opposite of A the between that and A eliminating the top crust

1

u/bottleofgoop Jul 17 '26

No this is wrong. It's crusts first on all but one side so you have something to hold onto.

1

u/-skyrocketeer- Jul 17 '26

Bottom right corner

1

u/Not_Mabel_Swanton Jul 17 '26

Should have started at B. Start at the bottom crust to end on the better top crust.

1

u/emerald447 Jul 18 '26

That is an insane amount of vegemite. That is like, expert level.

0

u/Spiritual-Ad7243 Jul 18 '26

Not even close, that’s an average amount by some people’s standards, unfortunately I need more on there and some others might agree too

1

u/the-superhero42 Jul 18 '26

It would be C a bit closer to A though.

1

u/ekita079 Jul 18 '26

C every day

1

u/Spiritual-Ad7243 Jul 18 '26

Vegemite should be spread to ALL the edges

1

u/RyanSpunk Jul 18 '26

What type of psychopath would even suggest B as an option.

It's barely even got any vegemite on it!

1

u/jackm315ter Jul 18 '26

That is where you can cut it off, they put dotted line to show you to cut

1

u/jackm315ter Jul 18 '26

Rule of Hot Vegemite Toast

Spread butter, enough to see it floating on top, then equal amounts of Vegemite

Fold toast in half and eat quickly

(Vegemite side together, of Course)

1

u/activelyresting Jul 18 '26

None of it. That Vegemite is not spread thickly enough, nor near enough to the edges.

Go back and add another scoop of Vegemite first! Seriously, who eats it when it's only got a crumb coat??

1

u/Complex_Maize_3374 Jul 18 '26

The real question here is who takes that as their first bite? 😳

1

u/abc_12_abc Jul 18 '26

Top left or bottom right.

1

u/triggerpup1979 Jul 18 '26

You already start it wrong

1

u/Empty_Blacksmith5388 Jul 18 '26

Roll it up and put it whole in mouth. Savor the unaminess flooding the mouth.

1

u/ComprehensiveCake587 Jul 18 '26

Crust first, staring with the corners. Then, the middle section only after the crust is all gone. Save the best for last!

1

u/meski_oz Jul 18 '26

Fold and consume entire toast, now the test bite was successful

1

u/Maximum_Sundae Jul 18 '26

Going back to the cupboard to put more on all the space before i take a bite

1

u/naph8it Jul 18 '26

Between A and C

1

u/Ok_Andyl8183 Jul 18 '26

None of the above.

1

u/bwaapshhboy Jul 18 '26

C… tha answer is c

1

u/ThrowawayEntirely111 Jul 18 '26

if I only get one bite, C. If it's like usual, I'll bite B and save C for last

1

u/dilbs_the_creator Jul 18 '26

None of those ,wtf I’m not a psychopath

1

u/Mediocre_Ryan82 Jul 18 '26

Nowhere near enough Vegemite on that toast....

1

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1

u/ghostofzealand Jul 18 '26

It's a picture that I downloaded from an online shop.

1

u/Hot-Explanation-5751 Jul 18 '26

Shit or get off the pot. Needs more

1

u/Relative-Cut-1838 Jul 18 '26

I have 5x the amount and fold them in half to eat. With cheese tomato and bit of mayo salt and pep 🙂‍↔️

1

u/del_84 Jul 18 '26

Top left corner

1

u/Traditional-Bag-9503 Jul 18 '26

Between A and C. I go around the edges, then eat the center in a few bites.

1

u/Competitive-Lime7775 Jul 18 '26

Fold it in half and bite from the end. Done.

1

u/New_Grab_161 Jul 18 '26

Ewww nowhere

1

u/Academic_Anywhere183 Jul 18 '26

D, The other side of A.
Do better.

1

u/Jesus_weezus_ Jul 18 '26

I’m not eating someone else’s toast

1

u/Unhappy_Agency6395 Jul 18 '26

D in-between c and a

1

u/UrgoodifuEWO Jul 18 '26

Fold, fold, jam in mouth

1

u/BPhB696 Jul 19 '26

None of the above. Top left corner next

1

u/GMK_34YT Jul 19 '26

C and than A

1

u/MetalDamo Jul 19 '26

Only a psychopath would bite B next. And C is wrong too. (For different reasons tho.) The only logical next bite overlaps the previous.

1

u/Wildride2024 Jul 21 '26

I would only eat the B corner as I only like scaring my toast, not murdering it

1

u/Big_Elite_556 Jul 21 '26

E. Fold it and in the mouth. One bit man

1

u/TownSuspicious4588 Jul 22 '26

Toast not folded in half. For shame.

1

u/LanaDelRhodez Jul 22 '26

B is insane

1

u/GoldAttempt2884 Jul 24 '26

Middle because I don’t obey your rules

1

u/cornspice Jul 24 '26

Fold in half then work top to bottom