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FBI revises hiring standards regarding prostitution, stealing from employer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFp6aLkuB9U&pp=ygVDRkJJIGxvd2VycyBoaXJpbmcgc3RhbmRhcmRzIGZvciBwZW9wbGUgd2l0aCBoaXN0b3J5IG9mIFNFWCBPRkZFTlNFU9IHCQkaDAGHKiGM7w%3D%3D
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u/Not_a_slum_lord 10h ago

If I watch this will I learn the hookers and embezzlement is okay now?

Because that’s what I’m figuring out from this administration.

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u/EllisDee3 10h ago

This administration also thinks raping and killing children is okay, so the prostitution and embezzlement is the least of it.

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u/oskydokys 10h ago

yeah, the fbi loosening up on those specific hiring rules makes sense

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u/snowdenn 7h ago

Maybe they’re trying to adjust hiring standards so that their director retroactively qualifies for his job.

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 5h ago

He definitely is into rape of animals.

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u/MrBrawn 3h ago

This is something to look out for in law enforcement in general. They have a hard time recruiting and are lowering standards and not firing people. Makes everything worse.

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u/Khaldara 9h ago

So do their voters. Based on the behavior of their representatives, protecting pedophiles from consequences is the absolute number one issue for every conservative in America

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u/RhoOfFeh 9h ago

It's not OK for you.

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u/tallcupofwater 9h ago

Hookers, embezzlement, money laundering, insider trading, etc.

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u/Fairway_Frank 7h ago

Yes, well only if you only admit to having hired 3 or fewer hookers in total 10 or more years ago and stole from your employer 3 or more years ago. Standards! 4 hookers 9 years ago? Gtfo.

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u/UnhappyReason5452 10h ago

They want criminals because they’re literally all criminals. Fuck MAGA forever.

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u/fox_lunari 7h ago

Much easier to control people who fully owe their current standing to you.

Support us by whatever legal and illicit means possible. Else, if any mildly decent people get into power they will fire you for being a criminal. 

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u/light24bulbs 7h ago

Yep counterintel 101. That's what Ghislaine Maxwell was up to. Amazing how much you can understand this admin once you know who Ghislaine Maxwell's father was.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/light24bulbs 5h ago

Wow interesting

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u/ClintBruno 10h ago

Conservatives are fucked in their heads

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u/FabulousSOB 10h ago

Family values and all that

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u/TheRealChesterSlick 9h ago

Generational trauma and being taught to put on a happy face afterward is route 1 conservativism.

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u/mschuster91 7h ago

At least when it comes to prostitutes, this is a rare case of "a broken clock is correct two times a day".

Sex work, similar to weed, has been pretty much normalized, if not part of pop culture, and visiting a brothel or hiring an escort is (IMHO) nothing that should bar anyone from anything, at least as long as there was consent and both parties involved above 18.

And yes, having worked in sex work should also not be a disqualifying factor - better revise that as well soon, or you won't find any candidates willing to join the shitshow.

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u/ClintBruno 6h ago edited 3h ago

I've never paid, begged or forced a woman into sex.

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u/ACcbe1986 9h ago

Have you seen what each side is doing?

Both sides have clowns that are fucked in the head and the media keeps the focus on them so people keep thinking stuff like this.

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u/Kalslice 9h ago

Enough of this. The average Conservative politician is excitedly participating in the tearing-down of every institution that makes the US functional, if it means a little extra pocket change. The average Liberal politician, at the very least, would like to stop that. That's literally all that matters.

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u/ACcbe1986 8h ago

Sure, if you just cherry pick a situation that puts one side in a good light and the other side in a bad one.

Both sides have angry idiots in the lime light giving their side a bad look and constantly creating enemies with all the insults.

The decent people on each side are too busy going to work to pay bills and raise their kids to not be fuckheads when they grow up. They also don't cut friends and family out of their lives because their beliefs differ over something they have no power over.

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u/the-awesomer 8h ago

always nice to see both sides chuds always offering up this unquanitified nonsense. hidden account to no one's surprise

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u/ACcbe1986 8h ago

Unquantified? You look at media and you see MAGA on the right acting proud and activists in the left still wearing covid masks to virtue signal.

If you actually go out into your community and respectfully interact with people, you'll find most people to be decent, regardless of political alignment.


I enjoy my privacy, but I'll unhide it for you to check it out.

I don't know why you'd want to though. I'm just some dumb, no-influence stranger with opinions like so many others online.

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u/HonkyMahFah 7h ago

Da comrade. Both sides are same, nyet? Give up hope, fellow Amerikanskis!

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u/ACcbe1986 6h ago

Doesn't matter what country. We're all mostly regular people who get caught up in governmental bullshit because the guys running them have their own agendas.

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u/raincntry 10h ago

You cannot have higher standards for FBI agents than President.

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u/ceciliabee 9h ago

I saw a post the other day about "the most bombed McDonald's in the world". That McDonald's, surrounded by rubble and death, has higher standards than POTUS.

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u/MessiahPrinny 10h ago

I'm wondering about the bestiality thing because that sounds REALLY specific.

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u/Smkingbowls 8h ago

Someone fucked a bat

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u/NIN10DOXD 6h ago

Or a pangolin.

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u/Kazen_Orilg 5h ago

That sounds like a good way to get rabies.

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u/Smkingbowls 5h ago

Or spread Covid 19

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u/iWillForgetThisPW_01 9h ago

Animal f***ing?

Well they want this for the same reason they wanted everyone else in the admin. Easily blackmailable people are easy to control and less likely to leak.

I mean, would you rat on your predo boss if it would come out that you screwed the pooch?

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u/EmilioMolesteves 8h ago

About time sex workers get fair treatment. Its not like they are allowing people that fuck animals to join.

ahem I am sorry, what?

It was just reported to me that they are also allowing people that fuck animals to join.

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u/LittleKitty235 8h ago

What about couches? Asking for a friend.

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u/timblunts 10h ago

Don't forget beastiality. 

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u/Absorptance 10h ago

I'm sure we all get our moral clarity from this FBI.

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u/zdrums24 10h ago

Its the only way the remaining members of the FBI can get laid, so...

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u/butterybuns420 7h ago

“Democrats are soft on crime”

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u/collapse-and-crush 7h ago

Can you even imagine the outrage from Republicans if this happened under democratic leadership? It will also absolutely be forgotten after they are no longer in power.

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u/Alinier 3h ago

No one believes that outrage is genuine anymore. The Republican Party are the pouting toddlers that need to be put in timeout for a few decades so we can try to salvage something out of this country. If any milquetoast Dems wanna join them, keep holding the people back.

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u/cromwest 4h ago

When the only crime that matters is not being a Republican then that's true by default 

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u/tangcameo 9h ago

What if you steal your employer’s prostitute?

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u/aeryghal 8h ago

Promotion?

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u/RhoOfFeh 9h ago

Mr. Kookoolabanza did WHAT?

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u/Smkingbowls 8h ago

Holy shit, I just had the craziest flashback! No one says Kookolamanza anymore

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u/Bob3130 9h ago

What idiot thought that was a good idea? 👀

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u/timberwolf0122 9h ago

I’m fine with the prostitution peice not being a disquafier, but theft?!

Is kash trying to get out ahead of something?

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u/4ndril 9h ago

Defeata the whole purpose of investigating or outlawing the practices connected

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u/Biscuits4u2 8h ago

Scumbags gonna scumbag

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u/pinewind108 8h ago

They are so close to their recruiting goals that taking the embezzlers and Johns will put them over the top?!

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u/runnerup1 8h ago

Ah yes, embezzlement. What our gov officials have gotten good at and what the fbi famously isn’t in charge of investigating. At what point do we start talking about overthrowing this government? How expensive and shitty do our lives need to get?

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u/redpaloverde 7h ago

It’s a prerequisite.

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u/PlayaAlien2000 7h ago

Who needs professional standards or integrity for such a position of power. Overrated 🙃😵‍💫😳🤷🏻🤦🏻

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u/Heavy_Direction1547 7h ago

"Very fine people on both sides".

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u/LoganPea2fold 7h ago

Waiting for inevitable FBI ad that starts with "Have you ever held a gun to another person's head and loved the feeling? Have you done it...on cocaine? Then the FBI is the place for you! Join the Kash Squad nowwwwwww!"

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u/WrongEinstein 7h ago

So he stole from an employer?

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u/KE55 6h ago

All that matters is you support Trump.

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u/Barjack521 6h ago

Good people don’t want to work for a government doing evil things so they need to make it easier for evil people to get hired.

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u/ChronWeasely 6h ago

Looks like it's finally time for me to join the FBI

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u/daHaus 5h ago

Prostitution meh, but thieves?

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u/Mecha-Dave 5h ago

So you're telling me the FBI is a bunch of Pig Fuckers and Thieves now?

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u/Kazen_Orilg 5h ago

Lol, the prostitution thing is its own kettle of fish, but thievery???? Fucking wild. Elliot Ness fucking wept.

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u/Jealous_Response_492 5h ago

TIL I''m far to decent an individual to work for the US FBI.

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u/reciprocal_space 5h ago

When it reads like an onion headline and you laugh just the same!

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u/Lunar-opal 5h ago

Hiring standards regarding prostitution? -and stealing from employer?

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u/TickingTheMoments 5h ago

Does that mean sex workers can become FBI agents? I guess if they are female sex workers, the answer is no.

Seriously though being busted for going to see a sex worker is not the same as stealing from your employer.

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u/bentmonkey 5h ago

The top law enforcement agency in the land is relaxing its standards, gonna have a deleterious effect on the quality of people employed there.

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u/Brick_Lab 4h ago

Kash looking for new potential office flings

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u/DFParker78 4h ago

It’s sad and terrifying I could get hired by the FBI.

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u/VaryStaybullGeenyiss 9h ago

Oh no! The institution that killed MLK Jr., Fred Hampton, and Malcolm X is immoral now??