r/webcomics • u/--CultureBlitz • 17h ago

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u/Hettyc_Tracyn 16h ago

I don’t think a commissioner has the authority to pardon someone sentenced to death lol… now if the President was there, sure… but doesn’t that have to be written and signed?

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u/Focusun 15h ago

This type of pardon is only valid in dimensions X, Y, and Z.

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u/muddy_seagull726 14h ago

That's why they're frantically checking the rulebook in the last panel. Nobody had ever tested the burp loophole before.

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u/katosen27 14h ago

With this administration, who fucking knows.

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u/BobQuixote 8h ago

The governor can also pardon offenses against state law.

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u/ConstructionPrior329 11h ago

All he has to do is to turn himself into a turkey and then make the President pardon him 😉

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u/G66GNeco 7h ago

but doesn’t that have to be written and signed?

I feel like if the president interrupts your execution moments before it's too late to turn back, you know, romcom protagonist style, that counts without a signature.

And now I want that to be a skit somewhere, tbh.

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u/Constant_Shelter1800 2h ago

President for Federal crimes, govener for state. Commissioner can't do shit

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 14h ago

Who the hell says "You're pardoned?"

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u/BelowAverageGamer10 10h ago

I can imagine a middle-aged man who has a habit of saying that whenever someone says “pardon me.” Maybe the prisoner overheard the executioner say “you’re pardoned” to someone and then got this idea

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u/ejolson 14h ago

I declare bankruptcy!

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u/Annual_Demand_2844 15h ago

i'll be seeing you commissioner with arms up. too early

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u/shadowscroller 14h ago

Sorry son, but we ain't the fae

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u/chester_drawer5 1h ago

Technical win!