r/whatisit • u/runkyrunk • 7h ago

Solved! Friend found this in his yard

Said he stepped on it and it felt weird. Midwest

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u/Minute_Solution_6237 7h ago

r/whywouldyoutouchthat

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u/sully9088 6h ago

I seriously thought it was animal testes at first and I'm trying hard not to laugh at the thought of some eunuchy animal peaking through the window while the guy is pulling apart it's scrotum. 

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u/wrenlibby59 5h ago

Eunuchy is my new favorite word

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u/optimal_center 5h ago

My grown son had a torsion that happened when he was visiting. The surgeon showed me an 8x10 glossy photo of his scrotum incised with the affected testes nested inside, only it was blue. Not a pretty color in this case. But that’s where my mind went when I saw this, this thing.😧 yikes 😱

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u/_clur_510 6h ago

The bizarre and disgusting looking things people not just touch but absolutely manhandle on this sub never fails to blow my mind lmao. Like why not just take a bite out of it and tell us how it tastes.

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u/wrenlibby59 5h ago

I’m sorry but that’s a different sub

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u/SauerK3aut 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ojn1S7BTXUry8elNi

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u/Abacada_Poln_Kha_Kha 7h ago

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u/EquivalentDesk8302 6h ago

Is this a joke or for real?

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u/Abacada_Poln_Kha_Kha 6h ago

I Laugh out loud every time..
The joke of the decade, probably the century, but it’s early to tell

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u/OperationOld4465 6h ago

I really didn’t need to see a video . But its too late now.

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u/AuntJibbie 6h ago

I knew someone would have this posted 👏

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u/Jwre3682 7h ago

Seriously!!

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u/SimplyMeglish 4h ago

I seriously came here to say the same thing. It could be poisonous. It could be a body part. You don’t know! 🤢

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u/Appropriate-Card5215 5h ago

Bro would not survive the Alien franchise. Certified wet egg toucher