r/whenthe purpl Jan 03 '26

Cocketition Entry It's always one of the two

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u/UltimateCapybara123 Jan 03 '26

There literally was a Gamersupps ad with giant futa werewolf girl

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u/UltimateCapybara123 Jan 03 '26

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u/Gatt__ Jan 03 '26

Holy shit!

You just know she goons to porn of her own character

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u/Dr_Mario67 Jan 03 '26

And this is unique how?

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u/Gatt__ Jan 03 '26

I mean I don’t really give a shit about vtubers but you don’t really see content creators acknowledging r34 of themselves, let alone so brazenly sponsoring it

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u/Dr_Mario67 Jan 03 '26

I'm on about gooning to your oc's as we, yes WE, all do that

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u/MapleLamia Jan 03 '26

Why the fuck else would i commission NSFW pieces of my OCs

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u/greenboi456 Jan 03 '26

So other people can goon to them, and you can goon to the fact they’re so attractive, duh

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u/Available-Damage5991 Jan 04 '26

wouldn't most people think: "hey, I bet the little jerks who follow me would like this, and I can potentially help that guy I got this from not starve. i should post this to my social media account. (specifically the one that violates OHSA guidelines)"

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u/Mountain-Dragonfly78 <— Profecional Idiot Jan 04 '26

Looking at their profile, I can indeed confirm what they said was true

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u/LittleGayDragon Jan 03 '26

So, I gotta ask, do people really do that? It makes sense of course but I've never gotten off to art of my own characters and never thought about it

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u/Dr_Mario67 Jan 03 '26

I dunno man I just work here at the joke factory

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u/LittleGayDragon Jan 03 '26

Keep up the good work gamer

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u/Nkromancer Jan 03 '26

I think part of it is that she used to work as an NSFW artist, so she might appreciate the craft (or both)

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u/DreadDiana Jan 03 '26

Vtubers, especially the bigger ones, frequently do acknowledge R34 of their avatars, often to the point of coming up with a dedicated hashtag for people posting R34 of them on Twitter

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u/MrSoba21 Jan 03 '26

She goons and makes art of her own character lmao

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u/Jamzee364 Jan 03 '26

She literally does. Has a fansly and such where she commissions her own art. Streams that sort of content with rosedoodle and her husband shiabun a bunch.

If i had a specific thing and got have my own oc drawn lewd fanart of, guess id goon to it too.

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u/genuinely_no_clue_1 Jan 03 '26

And? So would I?

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u/2tiickyGlue Jan 03 '26

Holy shit breaking news, fork found in kitchen

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u/sexgaming_3 Don't Question It Jan 03 '26

based

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u/TehSterBarn Jan 03 '26

Buff is pansexual and will make sure everyone knows it

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u/Lainpilled-Loser-GF Jan 03 '26

I goon to me, so what

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u/BeenEatinBeans Jan 03 '26

If you won't love yourself, then who will?

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u/Briefgarde Jan 03 '26

Like everyone who has their own OCs ?

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u/Mammoth_Wasabi6949 Jan 03 '26

The fuck is gamersupps even about?!

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u/CapableCollar Jan 03 '26

It's like an energy drink but you get plowed by a futa werewolf.

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u/Dragon-Porn-Expert Jan 03 '26

You can't just false advertise! It gets my hopes up.

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u/M4rt1m_40675 Jan 04 '26

You clearly didn't see the ad

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u/Dragon-Porn-Expert Jan 04 '26

Talking about the real product here. Ya get that in the ad, but not when you actually have it! And red bull should give me wings.

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u/scrimmybingus3 Jan 03 '26

It’s like g-fuel but more brain rotted.

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u/Rtwo28 Jan 03 '26

Also not murderous for people like me who don't have a functioning pancreas

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u/the_RiverQuest you should play TRANSFORMERS: Fall of Cybertron Jan 03 '26

Okay but is g-fuel is in The Binding Of Isaac so it's instantly better.

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u/MericArda Jan 03 '26

Gamersupps is owned by Jschlatt

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u/Mobile_Morale Jan 04 '26

And Smitty. However you spell his name with a 7 in there. Just bought a share of it a few months ago.

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u/M4rt1m_40675 Jan 04 '26

Isn't it owned by a bunch more people?

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u/Breaky_Online May lie to you Jan 04 '26

Dunno, Smii7y only has a minority share. But as long as one other person owns shares of the brand, Jschlatt is a co-owner, not owner.

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u/M4rt1m_40675 Jan 04 '26

I said that mostly because I remember seeing somewhere that a vtuber was also a co-owner

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u/DreadDiana Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 04 '26

Energy drink powder whose primary demographics are gamers and vtuber fans, and advertising accordingly

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u/VincentGrinn Jan 03 '26

its energy drinks

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u/genuinely_no_clue_1 Jan 03 '26

Thank you for this… you truly are a hero!

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u/NEVERTHEREFOREVER Jan 03 '26

I love Buffpup, and I respect her as a big openly queer creator, but man shes so horny sometimes lol

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u/LtSoba Certified Decepticon *Spreader of Misinformation* Jan 04 '26

And she’s so real for that

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u/SEX_CEO 💪🏾🪨🫵🏾 Jan 03 '26

WTF?!? This is absolutely abhorrent and disgusting, do people have no shame on the internet anymore?!

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u/ItsAttanoo Jan 03 '26

oh that's just straight up porn

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u/Mobile_Crates Jan 03 '26

could be bigger kinda disappointed tbh. i only wake up for giant futa werewolf girls over 6m tall

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u/2tiickyGlue Jan 03 '26

Holy fucking peak

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u/Kejn_is_back Jan 03 '26

Hot, me next

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u/The-Bigger-Fish That one guy from that one show. You know the one. Jan 03 '26

I’m normally not one for this type of spicy advertising, but I laughed

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

HOLY FUCK

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u/ElectricalPlantain35 Jan 03 '26

Oh my god it's peak

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u/Pr0udDegenerate Yuki's pus guy Jan 04 '26

Look, somebody has to ask this at some point. Who made this and is there an uncensored version?

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u/GgefgTheRobust Jan 04 '26

Im pretty sure there is also a version without the censoring

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u/ZeomiumRune Jan 04 '26

Bouta search for this shit like it's One Piece

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u/Inksplash-7 Jan 03 '26

What the hell?

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u/Mountain-Dragonfly78 <— Profecional Idiot Jan 04 '26

Ok, unrelated but there’s an “X cancel” site that makes Twitter links actually accessible??? Actual lord and savior the responsible for this are.

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u/enneh_07 :3 Jan 04 '26

the video's hot, wish i could animate like that, but what does that even taste like

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u/iamasceptile purpl Jan 03 '26

Damn actually I didn't know about that.I just knew they had the typical anime girls

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

They say it's their best flavor yet! Another vtuber collab that's based off- oh shit, it's Buffpup isn't? This is about Buffpup.

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u/iamasceptile purpl Jan 03 '26

Tbh honest I made that video with solid jj in mind because he advertises a flavor in every video and its always one of these2

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u/Taisho_Tsushiya Jan 03 '26

Sometimes he says the blue one. (Mans gotta get his money imo)

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u/iwan103 Jan 03 '26

“This dogpiss taste like dogpiss at first, but after multiple try it is now my favourite flavour.” Ass sponsor

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u/Taisho_Tsushiya Jan 03 '26

Not trying to be one of them guys pal but you pick the flavor. You don't have to buy all the dog piss ones

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u/iwan103 Jan 04 '26

I actually took that from youtube sponsor meme where every one of the flavour taste horrible and the one that are recommended are the worst of them all. Most of the time, the sponsor are the one who demand that flavor to be push.

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u/Ya-Boy-Tony Jan 03 '26

to be honest honest

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u/aHummanPerson Jan 03 '26

Twice the honesty

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u/iamasceptile purpl Jan 03 '26

Yea I use honest/honestly and tbh way too much so sometimes that happens

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u/HeckingWatermelon Jan 03 '26

Solid JJ is peak

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u/DarkSide830 unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day Jan 03 '26
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u/MannCoOfficial Marvel Rivals Hulk Enjoyer Jan 04 '26

"HULK... Is suing for unfair hiring practices."

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u/FunkYeahPhotography Foxy Gamer 🦊 (Fuyeph.ttv) Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

Speaking of this clip, Roger Milk Gamersupps would bring in insane numbers. Slap this on a shaker bottle.

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u/FUROZONE planefucker Jan 03 '26

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u/RubyEverred Jan 03 '26

No fucking way that's a real thing

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u/27BagsOfCheese so much god damn cheese Jan 03 '26

I’d drink the second option if it was made with Buffpup in mind ngl

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u/MrSoba21 Jan 03 '26

Her flavor is callec doggystyle i kid you not it’s peak

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u/fdy_12 Jan 03 '26

this gotta be the best meme template of the year and the year before that (we just entered 2026 so y'know)

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u/PossibleMammoth5639 🤺🩵👻 Jan 03 '26

Expedition 33 on GOTY

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u/Mast3rKK78 ^ im with stupid Jan 03 '26

unironically this is why i dont buy gsupps, i dont want my parents trying to get me some as a gift and seeing softcore porn from the company ive been consuming

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u/VoicelessPassenger Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

Remember how in Cyberpunk 2077 there were ads for like, dog food or brain dances or whatever that featured topless women and porn SFX and stuff? And those ads were fucking everywhere so you’d just be walking around and see a giant billboard with a naked woman on it in the middle of the city center or you’d randomly hear a woman moaning and getting her back blown out. And almost none of that had to do with the actual product being sold?

That’s what Gamersupps feels like to me. It’s real life Bawdy Dog dog food.

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 Jan 03 '26

Is there like an option to turn those ads off?

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u/VoicelessPassenger Jan 03 '26

There’s a censor nudity option that (probably) removes them, but I don’t know if it removes the porn audio.

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u/Mast3rKK78 ^ im with stupid Jan 03 '26

it does not, ive used it since i got the game and still got blasted by moans and jumpscared by breasts

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 Jan 03 '26

It probably also removes the audio since its a part of the ads.

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u/iamasceptile purpl Jan 03 '26

Very valid

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u/Gozagal Jan 03 '26

Fortunately, there is a few outliers who decided to make average sounding name and brands for their flavors. God bless smii7y for starting sfw gamersupps cups cause those might be way worse than the flavors in my honest opinions.

Cause you can hide the packaging but the cups are just too much.

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u/Abyss_Walker58 Jan 04 '26

Got a few samples when I got the badger cup and smii7ys was one of them. I'm happy to say its good.

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u/LtSoba Certified Decepticon *Spreader of Misinformation* Jan 04 '26

Guacamole gamer fart 9,000

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u/StandCalm Jan 04 '26

It's kind of insane to me that the clothing apparently has a market for them to continue selling it. Flavours are one thing, but you need to have negative social anxiety to wear some of those shirts in public.

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u/scrimmybingus3 Jan 03 '26

Completely legitimate reason tbh

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u/Jurrasicmelon8 i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha Jan 03 '26

Understandable

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u/karateema Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

That's how i feel about some cheap newsstand novels.

I bought a good one which just has a UTV on the cover, then the author released a new one which has a completely unrelated random girl in lingerie on the cover, which would just make it embarassing to own

It went from this

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u/Quitthesht Jan 03 '26

JFJ's Snake Oil (apple cinnamon) is my favorite, like it's alarming how quickly I went through that tub.

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u/Complete_Blood1786 The Kitbashed Zaku Jan 03 '26

I know which one I want, and I'm salivating at the thought of it

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u/Silver-Plane-8270 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jan 03 '26

Yeah peaches are fuckin delicious

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_8381 Jan 03 '26

I prefer Pineapple 🍍 in terms of "exotic" fruits personally but peaches 🍑 are good, exceptionally when they're super juicy

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u/bottomofthewell3 the ol intentional obsfucation of knowledge Jan 03 '26

Why do you talk like a Super Mario Galaxy character?

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u/Complete_Blood1786 The Kitbashed Zaku Jan 03 '26

Werewolves are simply just modified human members

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u/Panzer_Hawk Jan 03 '26

"The worse the name is, the better the taste is. I feel like if they just released fuckin- "Dogshit Evil Fuckin Stupid Flavour," it would probably be the best thing- It would be like the lost flavour from Kids Next Door."

  • Solid jj

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u/ThunderLord1000 Jan 03 '26

If he ever makes a flavor, that will be what he calls it

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u/Panzer_Hawk Jan 03 '26

Probably LMAO

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u/karateema Jan 03 '26

What video was that from?

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u/DifficultTerm3164 Jan 03 '26

A certain badger from russia using a seal pfp is watching...

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u/FieryPheonix474 Jan 03 '26

Guacamole gamer fart

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u/whentheuhuhidunno INVISIBLE by Duran Duran is not in any Metal Gear game. Jan 03 '26

9000

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u/Kipdid Jan 03 '26

Swamp ass(Assin)

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u/PaleAd6011 Jan 03 '26

Wait a minute Gamersupps is a real thing?? I always thought it was a joke thing solidjj made with random joke flavours at the end of his videos

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u/iamasceptile purpl Jan 03 '26

Nope,real thing

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u/buster779 Jan 03 '26

They are very real, and have an incredible array of flavors such as:

-Incel Tears

-Plowed and Proud

-Schlatt Milk

-Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000

-Lean

-Chug Juice

-Doggy Style

-Grandma's Ashes

And many more, use code "GiveMeMoney" for 1% off at checkout.

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u/Gaynundwarf Jan 03 '26

Sidenote, the flavor was originaly "Grandpa's Ashes", but due to a shortage in grandpa's, they had to resort to using grandma's instead.

Source : Blarg from the Goons said so.

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u/RIPTechnoblade321 How green are you? Jan 03 '26

Also: Good

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u/Picklepacklemackle Jan 03 '26

I knew about gamersupps before but I also thought he made up the weird flavor names to make the ad more interesting. Then I saw schlatt promote "tiddy milk"

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u/Awarepill0w just a silly lil creature :3 Jan 03 '26

im like 95% sure the people that get a flavor they sponsor they get to name the flavor

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u/Medics_mah_main_man Jan 03 '26

yeah they do, people who get their own flavor name it, i.e., Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 is TheRussianBadger's flavor

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u/Steampunk43 Jan 04 '26

Or the Goons flavour, Grandpa/Grandma's Ashes

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u/PaleAd6011 Jan 03 '26

They must be a fun af company tho when the name of their products are so funny like "good" flavour

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u/GorgonzolaGary97 Ruler Of Everything in the end Jan 03 '26

Jj mentioned

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u/K1rk0npolttaja Jan 03 '26

actually the only gamersupps product involving werewolf futacock is buffpups flavor "doggystyle"

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u/ThunderLord1000 Jan 03 '26

And the ad implies there is zero difference

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u/Citizen_Exodium Phew, good thing I'm purple! Jan 03 '26

can someone make a gamersupps without the porn please

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u/PieselWojownik Jan 03 '26

"Gimme a cheese with nothin'!"

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u/Cod3broken go play In Stars And Time Jan 03 '26

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u/DrD__ Jan 03 '26

Isnt that just gfuel?

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u/Citizen_Exodium Phew, good thing I'm purple! Jan 03 '26

nah because gfuel is arguably just worse. I want the quality of gamersupps without the porn. Its exhausting trying to get a supply or have it gifted without getting strange looks because their marketing is JUST porn or pinups.

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u/ArellaViridia Jan 03 '26

Seriously, like I wanna try their Soda Pressing Pear but the whole vibe of the company is just gross.

I'm kinda burnt out on the gooners showing their perversions and kinks to the world with no shame thing. There's no shock value in it anymore it's just boring perverts being boring perverts.

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u/Mountain-Dragonfly78 <— Profecional Idiot Jan 04 '26

There’s only 2 types of people on this thread lmao

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u/Panzer_Hawk Jan 03 '26

You'll need to talk to JSchlatt for that.

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u/lhamazaroo i love old robot ladies with aluminium stretch marks <3 Jan 03 '26
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u/sexgaming_3 Don't Question It Jan 03 '26

i bought those horny cups for finnster and pyro. its been a few years and the market value is skyrocketing. this is better than the stock market

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u/Furry_Femboy_Account Jan 03 '26

I went and checked because I have some old ones I just never even used - and good Lord. 

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u/PTVoltz Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 04 '26

iirc most of their flavors are brand affiliations with creators and streamers, and they're the ones that pick the names. Yeah, GS signs off on the names, but still... Tail-job, Schlatt Milk, Incel Tears, Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 - none of those are in-house creations lmao.

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u/Cutie_D-amor Jan 03 '26

Well, gamerfart retroactively is, because badgur is actually a part owner, basically the creator became part of the house

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u/PTVoltz Jan 03 '26

Oh... yeah okay I'll give you that, I DID forget that lmao

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u/Idontknownumbers123 Jan 03 '26

I play video games way too much but I’ve never understood the idea of taking energy drinks just so you can play more games, it just seems so strange and incorrect? If you are tired and have free time shouldn’t you just sleep so you don’t fall asleep during something like more important school/uni or work?

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u/Nkromancer Jan 03 '26

They named it Doggy Style, btw. It's a peach tea flavor.

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u/iamasceptile purpl Jan 03 '26

Yep.wasnt aware of it's existence before someone pointed out here in the comments.plus they posted the ad for the flavor and it was exactly what you would expect

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u/Nkromancer Jan 03 '26

I know. That being said, at this point she's just resigned to a joke about people claiming to see her bulge on her model (there wasn't).

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u/Toquesti average Kasane Teto enjoyer vs average Hatsune Miku fan Jan 03 '26

The only good flavor is Smii7y's Good. (Get it? The joke is that the flavor is called Good and its funny because its good I think? Idk I never tried gamersupps lol)

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u/External-Tour-6849 Jan 03 '26

It would be awesome,it would be so cool.....

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

rob wakeful cheerful bag swim roof dog lunchroom kiss absorbed

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u/HeyItsAlternateMe23 Jan 04 '26

Neonazi vtuber?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

outgoing husky mighty absorbed workable jellyfish thumb insurance one toothbrush

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u/LionelKF Jan 04 '26

Probably Kirsche

Though I think she's gone

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u/MorbyLol Ms.SLARPG-Shill Jan 03 '26

gamersups deciding to either drop the nazi they keep sponsoring or make another flavour of gamer gunk named after armpits

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u/iamasceptile purpl Jan 03 '26

What nazi,you gotta be way more specific

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u/Thomy151 Jan 03 '26

Likely Kirsche who is a neo nazi

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u/Doover__ This is me when the: Jan 03 '26

It’s so disappointing that they literally lost rin Penrose over it and everybody just forgot and decided that gamer slop was more important than not supporting nazis

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u/SorryAmbition6046 Jan 03 '26

Rin was so goddamn goated for cutting ties with gamersupps after the Kirsche situation. Legitimately the most integrity I’ve seen from a influencer.

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u/cooldrew Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 04 '26

thank god for John Vtuber
Her recent Popcap games streams have been hilarious

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u/museical_of_time trans wolfgirl Jan 03 '26

I’d fucking chug that shit :3

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u/Pryus_C Get behind me dokta! jawohl! Charge me! Ja! UHG AHH AUH OH OH Jan 03 '26 edited 13d ago

Reach cinnamon lock wine fearless makeshift almond special

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u/FlimsyEfficiency9860 Jan 03 '26

I want to say flair checks out but that would be rude right? Sorry i’m Autistic and really struggle understanding manners and what’s acceptable

Good luck!

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u/Complete_Blood1786 The Kitbashed Zaku Jan 03 '26

Be abrasive man, sometimes you just gotta let 'er rip. Take the L if it doesn't work out, take the W if it's a massive hit, it's just that easy.

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u/museical_of_time trans wolfgirl Jan 03 '26

Naw it’s not rude at least I don’t think it is I’m autistic too so I don’t know

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u/_Akarii Jan 03 '26

„Gamersupps? Never heard it, maybe they’re on goog-„

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u/DarkSide830 unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day Jan 03 '26

Losercity Marketing

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u/BonkerDeLeHorny Jan 03 '26

the marketing of "our target demographic is porn-addicted anime fans who are also terminally online and have no shame" is a crazy gambit, theyll make bank off of their target customers and completely alienate everyone else

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u/JoePesci_TheGod Spiral Duck Penis Enthusiast and Enjoyer Jan 03 '26

Drink water like a human being

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u/Inevitable_Local_366 Jan 03 '26

I fucking hate gamersupps

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u/trashdotbash Jan 03 '26

im not bothered by the names and sexual stuff as much as i am bothered by how they still have kirsche around

legit like the number 1 thing making me completely disinterested in everything they do and puts a stain on all those who continue to associate with it, even if i like some of their work

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u/thecelibite Jan 03 '26

I still can't understand why people buy gamer energy drinks. As if your brain isn't active enough sitting in front of blue light for hours. What the hell is your body supposed to do with the excess sugar that you're too lazy to go outside and burn off?

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u/retroguyy_101 Jan 03 '26

I never thought about it like that but it makes sense. I mean they sell decaf versions if you just want the flavor but that's off topic.

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u/Metool42 Jan 03 '26

It's the same shit with gaming chairs and RGB lights. It's a fad that doesn't want to stop for whatever fucking reasons.

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u/Fluffy_as_a_Fox dm me Yiff, Please (NOT A JOKE, I'M SERIOUS PLEASEE 😖) Jan 03 '26

Losercity would be that wa- wait a minute the post would get removed!

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u/The_Conductor7274 Jan 03 '26

Wait are you joking or not?

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u/Kipdid Jan 03 '26

Flavor names include:

Grandpa’s ashes

Soda pressed

Good

Guacamole gamer fart 9000

Blow hole blast

Doggystyle

And more

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u/Asecpt32 Jan 03 '26

It's not explicitly called that...but there may or may not be a few r34 videos sponsored by the company, with one involving said tags

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u/UnrealHerahshark Das lawyer ist un diddenbludden 🥀 Jan 03 '26

Gamersupps when they have to be actually funny instead of completely insufferable