r/whenthe • u/sir_fishier • May 20 '26
Cocketition Entry “Urrrrmm, what the heck is this?”
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u/gringokes I should make a comment under this post May 20 '26
Only thing I got relating to the post
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u/YourTrustySupporter JUSTICE FOR SUPPORT ROLE IN GAMING May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26
Not having a 3rd R34 comment that said "splendid" is a crime
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u/Awkward-Law-284 murder drones fan - the exaggerated proportions goonette May 20 '26
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u/Squirrels_Nuts80085 It's called: Grunkle Stunkle Wins the Funkle Bunkle May 20 '26
Thank you Yoshikage Kira
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u/Turbulent-Pace-1506 May 20 '26
Did it depict hands?
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u/StrawberryMilksh4k3 May 20 '26
Worse, it was handholding
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u/F_Joe purpl May 20 '26
Before or after marriage?
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u/Terran_Lifeform May 20 '26
before
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u/GamingBasilisk trollface -> May 20 '26
Before or after death?
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u/Allhaillordkutku Evil but not very intimidating May 20 '26
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u/mad2fanboi whenshe du mein hast 'Till mein mich gefragts May 20 '26
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u/JUGELBUTT qoh my beloved wife May 20 '26
hes really gonna meet fucking everyone
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u/TheNameless777 May 20 '26
Meet n fuck?
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u/mad2fanboi whenshe du mein hast 'Till mein mich gefragts May 20 '26
He needs to show everyone his love for a large crystal meth.
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u/Mangledfox1987 May 20 '26
“Meet the Freud”
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u/Apprehensive_Bag_365 May 20 '26
I am Dr Sigmund Freud. And this ...is my Oedipus complex
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u/MisterMan341 May 20 '26
I wrote 200 pages about how people are naturally attracted to their mother, and named it after a guy who fucked his mother by accident.
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u/AlexYaBoyy May 20 '26
I just left the reply you left me in the lobotomy corporation subreddit why are you here
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u/floofdealoof May 20 '26
I suddenly have a hunger for a suspiciously Obama shaped burger
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u/mad2fanboi whenshe du mein hast 'Till mein mich gefragts May 20 '26
Letme be clear, someone needs to make the McBama into a real thing.
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u/Piano_Raves May 20 '26
Is your flair real or am I having a fucking stroke
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u/mad2fanboi whenshe du mein hast 'Till mein mich gefragts May 20 '26
It's real.
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u/Pryus_C Get behind me dokta! jawohl! Charge me! Ja! UHG AHH AUH OH OH May 20 '26 edited 14d ago
Observation imagine shy scary spoon fly hard-to-find
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u/The_Flandre_Scarlet Play my game of Touhou 6: embodiment of scarlet devil May 20 '26
More than one vote Up, impressive
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u/Erizo69 purpl May 20 '26
What could this possibly be a reply to😭
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u/DreadDiana May 20 '26
Either something with the mommy_kink/mommy_dom tag, or just actual parental incest porn.
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u/FlashLightHaterEndo May 20 '26
"What's up with the music, I'm here to bust a nut, not a move"
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u/Man-man-man-cmon May 20 '26
Ball knowledge
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u/Popcorn57252 May 20 '26
Balls knowledge
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u/Chisanx May 20 '26
Source of the dialogue?
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u/FurryDegenerateBoi May 21 '26
theres quite a few posts with similar/same comments, just find a porn video with like dubstep or etc
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u/Hamsterplaysgames67 YOU CAN MAKE CUSTOM FLAIRS? May 20 '26
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u/thirdrhymesthealarm May 20 '26
yeah but the thing is is that it comes to a point you know
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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 God's idiotest stuoid May 21 '26
Yeah, like i hate it when my porn has comically large proportions
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u/Dew_Chop May 20 '26
Okay but there's a difference between double D's and being larger than the entire rest of your body, y'know?
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u/Awkward-Law-284 murder drones fan - the exaggerated proportions goonette May 20 '26
sometimes folks can be into both, not to mention wouldn't they mean "oversized" instead of "oversexualized"?
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u/Dew_Chop May 20 '26
If they're oversizing the boobs they're sexually attracted to to make it more sexy is that not oversexualized?
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u/oooArcherooo May 20 '26
Not over sexualized is way fucking hotter though. The exaggeration often comes to a point where istg i cant reconize whats on screen as even human anymore so im just left with "a bent tin can would arowse me more than this"
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u/Jeffgaks May 20 '26
Yeah some shit is so weird to me, goes beyond a point where I don't feel anything sexual seeing that and instead feel disgust
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u/Anxious-Yoghurt-9207 May 20 '26
Why the fuck are porn comments the best out of most websites
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u/YourTrustySupporter JUSTICE FOR SUPPORT ROLE IN GAMING May 20 '26
Cause they want you to stop gooning and start giggling, also there no bots and kids (if there are kids they dont dare to comment)
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u/YourTrustySupporter JUSTICE FOR SUPPORT ROLE IN GAMING May 20 '26
Oh you gonna love "meme" tag of r34
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u/BroFTheFriendlySlav Here on company (derogatory) time May 20 '26
And its close relative "social_commentary"
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u/Molkwi lowkey freaky May 20 '26
1984 😫
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u/noideawhatnamethis12 whenthe light is running low May 21 '26
Tbf that book literally talks about them having a bunch of sex
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u/SwoeJonson1 May 20 '26
Or a really disgusting piece of art and seeing all the comments sarcastically saying “bro I’m gooning so hard rn”
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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 May 20 '26
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u/ankledane May 20 '26
This is like reading a tome of ancient wisdom. There are words on the screen, I can read them, but I have no clue what they mean.
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u/Low-Traffic5359 May 21 '26
Fuck, I think I understand all of it, my ass is not seeing the pearly gates
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u/ihadnoideaforaname1 May 20 '26
I personally love this genre of comment, usually in the more wholesome posts
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u/whyisallnametooked May 20 '26
I hate r34 rp comments that disregard the source material and say shit that is completely contradictory with the lore
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u/TuesdayMerchant May 20 '26
I assume they search not by character but by character features (like blonde hair or something) so they just see an artwork and make assumptions
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u/K_the_Banana-man May 20 '26
nah but the comments you see are appropriate to the characters and they mischaracterize them to hell and it completely ruins the rub
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u/HollowCap456 May 20 '26
Why are you rubbing to the comments instead of the whatever you are watching
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u/IF_the_grenader2008 May 20 '26
"Wow ts wholesome I wonder what the people have to say bout it"
I was then shot 47 times
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u/TuesdayMerchant May 20 '26
I haven't been on r34 to experience this but yeah I'm sure that would be annoying
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u/benmaks May 20 '26
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u/CleoCommunist May 20 '26
Context????
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u/Mangledfox1987 May 20 '26
“They wouldn’t say that
They wouldn’t say that
Wait this contradicts what they did earlier
They wouldn’t say that”
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u/Superj0sh245 GOD I LOVE SLAY THE PRINCESS May 20 '26
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u/Asteroide8 #1 u/Pete-zaTime fan May 20 '26
Princess bubblegum or fantasy loli #347?
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u/Superj0sh245 GOD I LOVE SLAY THE PRINCESS May 20 '26
Junko from Touhou, who is fortunately far from being a loli
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u/ankledane May 20 '26 edited May 22 '26
Actually hilarious with that in context. One of the few Touhou characters confirmed to have banged and had a husband and son. Bro talm bout some "growing girl" (no hate since he didn't know)
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u/Awkward-Law-284 murder drones fan - the exaggerated proportions goonette May 20 '26
They gotta be bots atp
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u/TheRealEbonyAndIvory May 20 '26
Same. No r34 commenter, Rouge the Bat isn't in a relationship with Miles "Tails" Prower
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u/lavafish80 May 20 '26
happens with Touhou posts all the damn time
REIMU DOES NOT HAVE A BROTHER OR A STEP BROTHER THERE ARE NO MEN IN GENSOKYO EXCEPT RINNOSUKE
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u/Turbulent-Pace-1506 May 20 '26
This is why I only jerk it to stuff made or sanctioned by a character's official creator
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u/element-redshaw goblin fucker, shortstack lover May 20 '26
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u/ankledane May 20 '26
What is the context of this??
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u/element-redshaw goblin fucker, shortstack lover May 20 '26
An invincible comic where Cecil makes a deal with Nolan where he gets sex slaves and doesn’t destroy earth, no clue what happens in it so my guess is monster girl joins the harem
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u/ankledane May 20 '26
Actually hilarious.
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u/element-redshaw goblin fucker, shortstack lover May 20 '26
It is I’m like 90% sure it was made as joke
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u/havingagoodtime0 idiotic capybara appreciator Nagito Komaeda loyal husband ^-^ May 20 '26
What is rule34 even about anymore bruh, it has stopped being about gooning, a long time ago.
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u/Ill_Pool_9019 May 20 '26
"Actually you could not FIT into loonas stomac-"
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u/Shaviknerab May 20 '26
You could if you get shrunk
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u/DoomsdayDETTV the horses guy May 20 '26
If loona vore is your power, what are you woithout it?
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u/Significant_Card_665 May 20 '26
Some people just get off to it. And some are probably fishing for scrubs to scam.
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u/Awkward-Law-284 murder drones fan - the exaggerated proportions goonette May 20 '26
Idk man, I think personally it was probably just a few people who did it first and then it just blew up over time
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u/DaddyWentForMilk May 20 '26
rp in general is very associated with nsfw stuff, doesn't surprise me it overlaps, just consider how most people use characterAi for gooning or whatever
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u/benmaks May 20 '26
most people use characterAi for gooning or whatever
There are other reasons to use it?
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u/Awkward-Law-284 murder drones fan - the exaggerated proportions goonette May 20 '26
bro characterAi is ungoonable since they installed all those filters that made it so bots give the most milquetoast responses
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u/cool_name-idk1 and why he ourple 🤣🤣 May 20 '26
people like smut -> people like being part of their sexual fantasies -> people like rp
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u/Silent-Plantain-2260 May 20 '26
going on a porn site and wondering why everyone in the comments is horny , the pinnacle of common sense
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u/CyanCircle12 The Worlock of Skinny Puppy May 20 '26
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u/Bloberish Losercitizen and proud May 21 '26
The fact he could finger him in the first place is a massive upscale
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u/Misknator I suck dollars, 10 toes for each May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26
Worst is when I see literal CP all the comments are like "that's the good stuff" or "more of this please"
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u/yeetingthisaccount01 turning into a monster would fix me May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26
don't reply to the other comment on this, they're basically obsessed with "loli" art and keep trying to start debates
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u/Buttered_Carnage #1 Robosexual May 20 '26
Hello, i comment on the green site
Granted my comments are always jokes, dumb observations and shitposts
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u/SLimon001 Sub-World Cup Champion Fan May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26
i despise the "wish i was her ♡♡♡" comments in the most perverted stuff
goes too far, for example rule34 videos on natsuki getting ass raped and trying to resist yet all comments are "would be natsuki rn" "any old man to do this to me? ♡"
edit: in the time i investigated r/guro (disgusting that reddit put a warning for it, won't explain because it's disgusting) for myself, on a post it had a comment about someone wanting to be decapitated and fucked (yep a small hint on r/guro)
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u/CathTheMaidToKill Oh to be a robot maid, I totally wouldn't get weird upgrades and May 21 '26
They don't even wanna fuck twin 💔
They just want more goon material
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u/i_prank_call_dominos May 20 '26
Not gon hold yall sometimes i goon to the rp even though i know its 90% written by neckbeards💔
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u/Ketooey May 21 '26
When I'm on R34, it still feels like a secret porn stash in the woods that only me and 7 other people I've never met know about.
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