r/whenthe • u/ersiwn my gf beats me (im bffr) • Jul 25 '26
ONE 🤏 hair away from breaking rule 1 ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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u/TheChannelMiner Jul 25 '26
Giving birth to the jellyfish again, always a wonderful sight. Isn't nature so beautiful u guys?
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u/dabPrassion Jul 25 '26
You have the power to tell a man eating jello that the sensation in his mouth is similar to how our periods feel coming out.
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u/Cerbon3 Jul 25 '26
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u/Malc2k_the_2nd 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459 Jul 25 '26
Nah it feels more like just chilling and then you feel the gelatin gain sentience and start crawling out
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u/Noodlemaster696969 Jul 25 '26
Thanks, that man was me.
I never liked jello, it's texture in uncomfortable in my mouth, nut I might give it a try after this info...
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u/Chargercord069 Jul 25 '26
Waking up from a nap and learning this has to be some talltell game "this action has consequences" type shit
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u/TheCraftyHermit Jul 26 '26
Whichever ancestor signed a monthly blood pact subscription for year round fertility really didn't think about the practical side of it for the rest of us.
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u/TheChannelMiner Jul 26 '26
Man, u gals have such a hard life. If i could endure the pain in your place I would.
I'm 6"9' btw /s
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u/-My_Name_Is_Jeff- Jul 25 '26
Just unsubscribe from the monthly period.
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u/Guimar23 Jul 25 '26
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u/LisaBlueDragon Jul 25 '26
You need a daily pill subscription to unsubscribe from the monthly period
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u/Superdumnb Jul 25 '26
or a 1 time insertion every 5 years (which can cause even more bleeding if you’re lucky!)
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u/Ihasapuppy Jul 25 '26
I know that this was meant as a joke, but I’m actually on a birth control that makes it so I only have my period once every three months. And when I do get it, it always starts and end at roughly the same time.
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u/mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo please ask me about my interests for the love of god Jul 25 '26
periods dont even stain your undies anymore they just go straight for the pants
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u/Silicon_Dreaming general director of sex havers hq Jul 25 '26
period underwear will change your life
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u/Empty_Atmosphere_392 Jul 25 '26
Yeah, I recently bought some and it was great! Especially for during the night, I hate wearing pads at night
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u/opalized_so purpl Jul 26 '26
Can I ask what brand you bought? I’ve always wanted to make the switch 😅
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u/Empty_Atmosphere_392 Jul 26 '26
Mine was just the cheapest option at a local store, which was their own brand. I live in the Netherlands, so I doubt you have a Kruidvat brand unless you live here too. Unless Kruidvat is in other places too, but I’ve never seen that
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u/opalized_so purpl Jul 27 '26
Thanks for responding! Yeah, it’s the first time I’ve heard of that brand, but at least I know where to go if I go to the Netherlands :D
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u/TheUltimaWerewolf Jul 25 '26
I was gonna say that! It's so refreshing to not have to deal with the pad randomly shifting to one side or sticking to me instead of doing it's job 💀
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u/nesthesi haha, sometimes Jul 25 '26
I swear you can get bigger ones right
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u/Keeguna Jul 25 '26
I use the biggest size and it still leaks. Their shape is the issue
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u/nesthesi haha, sometimes Jul 25 '26
Here’s my design idea
But big
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u/M_Aku Jul 25 '26
You need to do the dam method. Pad on as usual then get some toilet paper and roll it up into a little log and, well, tuck it in the gooch. That's where the blood escapes from.
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u/joemamalikesme69420 Better than Jon Jones, Sean Combs and John Holmes Jul 25 '26
Same here but with ahh sweat 😡😡😡😡
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u/SquirmsWithWorms 🖤You just lost The Game🖤 Jul 25 '26
why is evil morty in the backrooms what the fuck happens in this show 😭😭😭💔
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u/Simon_Drake Jul 25 '26
Rick pisses off Evil Morty and has to retreat to a dedicated Bunker Dimension where everything is defensive systems, gun turrets, shields, murderbots, kamikaze drones.
Evil Morty storms the Bunker Dimension using his own tech to deflect the attacks. Both sides confident they're smarter and have better tech but obviously one will be victorious in the end.
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u/blattodead Jul 25 '26
gallifrey changed my life bro. ask your doctor about period stopping meds or birth control, i don't even have particularly painful periods but because of dysphoria i have a prescription.
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u/KnifePartyError Jul 25 '26
"Gallifrey" is the name of the planet that the Doctor from Doctor Who is from. I was SO confused reading your comment bc I was like "why are they sounding so genuine making a joke about Doctor Who being birth control" then searched it up and learnt that it's also the name of a medication 😭😭😭
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u/HxntaixLoli Jul 25 '26
just because your period leaks doesn’t mean you should get on birth control …. That’s horrible advice
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u/Otistik_Palyaco Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
I don't think rule 1 is the rule you should be worrying about 💔
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u/finke11 Jul 25 '26
Serious question for the ladies… even if you shove a tampon up there and use a pad, is is still sometimes so much that it gets to your clothes?
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u/an_odd_child Jul 25 '26
Mine dodging my pad and underwear and going straight for my pants like HOW girl
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u/FluffyCottonMaw tf_irl resident Jul 25 '26
OP is trying to reach to their pads cabinet while making this post, hence the title
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u/WHYISEVERYTHINGTAKNN Jul 26 '26
should be an olympic sport. reaching for the under the sink cabinet from the toilet without falling off 😭
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u/meja-arts Jul 25 '26
period underwear or boxer brief-style underwear + maxi pad is a good cheatcode 😭 the extra fabric lets the pad stick forever
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u/RealKanakoKetsukane ssdfg apple fritter. 500 meow Jul 25 '26
I guess bro
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u/MeunsterCheeseMan Jul 25 '26
That's not a bro
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u/Misknator I suck dollars, 10 toes for each Jul 25 '26
Bro is unisex
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u/Otistik_Palyaco Jul 25 '26
No it's not? Sibling is unisex
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u/Misknator I suck dollars, 10 toes for each Jul 25 '26
In the context of adresaing a non-specific person it is unisex.
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u/ApocalyptoSoldier purpl Jul 25 '26
My brother's boyfriend calls everyone bro, he called my mom bro the other day.
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u/Realistic_Grass3611 Jul 25 '26
Men be like: WHY ISN'T EVRYTHING ABOUT ME???????
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u/ULTI_mato Jul 25 '26
Had a girl in my old class who once had such strong period bleeding that she almost fainted. Somehow her pants were stainless though…
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u/Simple-Orange Jul 25 '26
i have to wear period underwear + pad and normal underwear on top cause im paranoid 😭😭
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u/Consistent-Goose-166 Jul 25 '26
how the hell does your blood dodge it? doesn't the pad cover it all?
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u/x0xastarothx15x Jul 25 '26
You move around during the day! The pad and where the blood’s coming out don’t always line up, depending on your sitting or sleeping position, if you have the wrong size, or if it bunches up and isn’t sitting right anymore. It’s not like a diaper that covers the entire underwear, it only covers the crotch part :)
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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish Jul 25 '26
lmao same except it’s the old wounds that reopen across my body every full moon
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u/Ornery_Weakness_8168 Jul 25 '26
Bigger pad?
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u/mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo please ask me about my interests for the love of god Jul 25 '26
sometimes the blood just wants to go here
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u/Ornery_Weakness_8168 Jul 25 '26
Even bigger?
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u/mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo please ask me about my interests for the love of god Jul 25 '26
shaped like this?
(they totally should make them like this)
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u/satirelion Literally just a lion, an actual real one. really. Jul 26 '26
Im a man, i dont really get it.
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u/nickname51 Jul 25 '26
Duck you, I'm watching the series and just got a spoiler
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u/SkyNetGaming_V2 AI Data Center Bomber (Former SkyNet Employee) Jul 25 '26
Bro, that's episode 1 of the latest season, or maybe you've just started watching the show...
But if you're busy irl, then ig that's understandable.
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u/Firethorn34 Jul 25 '26
Why would you put a pad onto your ass? That's not where it's meant to go, of course the blood is avoiding it! /s
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