r/whenthe did yuokno w that i use arch btw?? Aug 01 '26

Orwell writes about this the name sounds cool but it's so common it became a stereotype </3

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u/Alert-Sock-7076 purpl Aug 01 '26

My turn to repost this

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 Aug 02 '26

honestly, mildred isn't even a particularly bad name. especially if she's like scottish or something, then it'd be kinda badass.

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u/Zebeydra Aug 02 '26

My grandma was a Mildred. She hated her name so much she forbade anyone from naming a baby after her.

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u/Falleneded Aug 02 '26

based grandma. saving her grandbabies from a life of being made fun of

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u/alex_pufferfish Aug 02 '26

"The cycle ends with me" ahh

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u/IcyHibiscus Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

At least where I'm from, it's just a very old sounding name, like Otis or Norman, or Richard. Like they're not bad names, but you just expect to see a grandpa.

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u/HailLugalKiEn4610 Aug 02 '26

A kid in my daughter's kindergarten class is named Harold

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u/ThatFreddieIsAJack Aug 02 '26

German friend of mine named himself Wilhelm. Godspeed to you Willi, I could never...

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u/Technical_Exam1280 Aug 02 '26

Millie is a cute name

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u/CrazeMase Aug 02 '26

Trans women trying to not name themselves Luna, Ash, or Lilith:

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u/Silkyfin_ Aug 02 '26

The funny thing is I'm trans but my birthname was just already ash so I stuck with it since its nice :3

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u/dad-without-milk searching for the milk Aug 02 '26

Well, you, you get to pass then

But only you can use it, you get to copyright strike all other tgirls that chose the name ash

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u/Silkyfin_ Aug 02 '26

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/GhidorahRod56 Aug 02 '26

You gotta host an Ash battle royal in some random field a year from now for ownership of the name though.

Thems the rules

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u/Monkeyjoey98 Aug 02 '26

If history repeats itself a kid is gonna win.

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u/Floaty_Waffle Ham Aslume Aug 02 '26

That kid’ll probably be the very best like no one ever was.

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u/ViperAV Aug 02 '26

Can I enlist multiple times (by spawning clones) to give myself better odds? My name is Ashton so I’d get a lot right?

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u/paperfungo i (used to) goon to anthro bees now i'm a Better person Aug 02 '26

The cherry on top would be if your last name was Ketchum

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u/Impossible_Concert75 Aug 02 '26

Or Katie, some of the most basic ass names

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u/Reasonable_Car_2126 Aug 02 '26

its either those, ruby, jade, or steal it from a video game character

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u/Fa1nted_for_real Aug 02 '26

Chosen name is madeline but like i genuinenly thought of it before wver playing celeste,,,

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u/hates_stupid_people Aug 02 '26

You forgot Zoey

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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!! Aug 01 '26

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real Aug 01 '26

Kid named elder guardian:

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u/Existing-Exit2409 Aug 02 '26

kid named magma cube

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u/IlluminatiIlluminado Never use /s Aug 01 '26

Kid named Vindicator

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u/Wheek_Warrior Aug 02 '26

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u/MapleLamia Aug 02 '26

Kid named Marneus Calgar in Armour of Antilochus

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u/wild_vika purpl Aug 02 '26

Vin for short

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u/Mextrem Aug 02 '26

I must inform you that I found your pfp to be really cute :)

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u/HapHazardly6 you WON the game! no, really! Aug 02 '26

Good ol Vindicator Diesel

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u/nightfoxbtw did yuokno w that i use arch btw?? Aug 01 '26

kid named warden:

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u/LameFlame404 Aug 02 '26

Alchemical flask!

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u/SnakeyBoi1212 Aug 02 '26

Face me and die!

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u/Gae_Bolg26 Aug 02 '26

I’ll give my life for the cause, but first I’ll take yours

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u/wild_waste Aug 02 '26

Never show fear, no matter the odds!

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u/danger2345678 Aug 02 '26

This is my moment!

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u/imainwhaleshark29 Aug 02 '26

Let's play catch warden

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u/ataasd :alert: getting thraggshots :alert: Aug 02 '26

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u/PizzaParker__00 Aug 02 '26

It's time to change the world.

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u/monster_smoocher ⚠️⚠️WORST whenthe user⚠️⚠️ Aug 01 '26

Kid named Zombie Villager

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u/chastainfam SUPA EARTH RAAAAHHHH Aug 01 '26

kid named glow squid:

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u/vintoito Aug 01 '26

genuinely, which mob would that be?

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u/nep5603 Aug 01 '26

Blaze or Allay

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u/Hammod1 Aug 02 '26

vex?

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u/nep5603 Aug 02 '26

Nitwit

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u/TubbyFatfrick Aug 02 '26

Sulfur Cube

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u/Snifnic The Outro Guy™ Aug 02 '26

horse

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u/ToXyC_ Aug 02 '26

The Wither

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u/Therion28169 Aug 02 '26

Chicken Jockey

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u/Monkeyjoey98 Aug 02 '26

Chicken Jockey

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u/Pofwoffle Aug 02 '26

It's definitely Vex. Very common chosen name among alt/goth types.

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u/The_Hentai_Dealer397 Aug 02 '26

Vex lowk ain’t that bad tho

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u/oscar_meow Aug 02 '26

I'm pretty sure this post predates the Allay so it's almost certainly the Blaze

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u/SilverSpark422 Aug 01 '26

Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs

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u/nep5603 Aug 01 '26

Waxed Lightly Weathered Copper Golem

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u/forestNargacuga based furry Aug 01 '26

Blaze, probably

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 Aug 01 '26

either blaze or ender is my guess

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u/Darkunderlord42 Aug 02 '26

Maybe Ender

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u/Lagiaa Aug 02 '26

Definitely Allay

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u/SephiranVexx Aug 02 '26

Probably the ender dragon since she’s canonically named Jean

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u/OrangeHairedTwink No Yosuke romance, suicide moved up Aug 01 '26

Kid named Mobzilla:

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u/IunaCie jockington grows the beard. so do i. am i jockington? who knows? Aug 02 '26

kid named Sniffer

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u/Alert-Sock-7076 purpl Aug 01 '26

Kid named Zoglin

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u/TheForbidden6th yellow like an EPIC lemon Aug 02 '26

kid named zombified nautilus

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u/206mixed Aug 02 '26

Kid named Baby Zombified Piglin:

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u/DarkSide830 unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day Aug 02 '26

Kid named Husk:

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u/Open_Detective_6998 Ah-rah, dee Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo Guh Aug 02 '26

kid named wither skeleton

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u/Intelligent_Pear_658 Mortis Aug 02 '26

Kid named Jean

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u/AzzyDoesStuff trollface -> Aug 02 '26

kid named evoker:

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u/KaeyaSexer Aug 02 '26

Kid named shulker

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Aug 02 '26

Kid named Skeleton Horse:

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u/isimsizbiri123 Aug 02 '26

kid named the parched (this is a reminder that the parched exists because you forgot)

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u/R3D0IT_US3R Mimic fucker Aug 01 '26

Kid named Bogged

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u/Huge-Entertainer-304 Aug 01 '26

Trans People trying not to name themselves after celestial objects:

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u/Terrariaidot Aug 02 '26

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u/Crafty_YT1 ooga booga chunga kawuga Aug 02 '26

Kid named WOH G64

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u/yeetus-maxus When the….the….when………. Aug 02 '26

Kid named Gas Giant

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod renault twingo and cars 2 appreciator Aug 02 '26

Kid named Torcularis Septentrionalis

https://giphy.com/gifs/uym5LNIWGx9NT0MkbH

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u/TheNextPley Aug 02 '26

Kid named after the 7. Planet in our solar system

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u/TheTacoEnjoyerReborn im going to have sexual intercourse with that horse Aug 02 '26

Trans woman named beetlejuice

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u/ILoveBugPokemon Aug 02 '26

shes gonna make us say her name

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u/Raspoint [REDACTED] Aug 02 '26

Say my name...
You're Betelgeuce
You're goddamn right

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u/czlowiek12 Aug 01 '26

Quazar

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u/Huge-Entertainer-304 Aug 01 '26

When am I going to get a trans woman named hubble or Sputnik

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u/HalfMoonMintStars Aug 02 '26

I can absolutely see both of these as transmasc names as well

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u/Huge-Entertainer-304 Aug 02 '26

I think we're really missing out on using spacecraft names.

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u/OneQuarterBajeena Aug 02 '26

Molnya would go hard.

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u/Huge-Entertainer-304 Aug 02 '26

erm actually its Molniya. I think the only good shuttle names would be Columbia and Atlantis.

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u/OneQuarterBajeena Aug 02 '26

If I ever transition I’m naming myself Enterprise

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u/Cleestoon Fiend for twintails Aug 02 '26

Kid named TON 618:

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots Aug 02 '26

ok but aldebaran is fucking awesome is it not

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u/Dorknessrising9 Aug 02 '26

Kid named Hoag’s Object

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u/Ill_Pain4423 Aug 02 '26

Kid named milky way:

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u/Bloxxerboi Aug 02 '26

A-Astra...

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u/monster_smoocher ⚠️⚠️WORST whenthe user⚠️⚠️ Aug 01 '26

or Lilith

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u/AbnormalLurantis Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

IT'S CRAZY TO ME HOW TRANS WOMEN TEND TO NAME THEMSELFS THINGS STARTING WITH THE LETTER L CONSIDERING T-GIRLS NEVER BE CATCHING ANY LS CAN I GET SOME BADDIES IN MY DMS

EDIT: ACCIDENTLY SPELLED ME AS MR, FIXED IT CAUSE THIS CONVERSATION IS ABOJT THE LADIES

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u/ACTUAL_GOBBO Aug 02 '26

TRUTH NUKE

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 Aug 02 '26

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING

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u/AbnormalLurantis Aug 02 '26

BECAUSE I WANT TO SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD

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u/theSoulsilver Aug 02 '26

UNBELIEVABLY BASED

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u/IHaveUrPants Aug 02 '26

WHY WOULDN'T YOU BE SHOUTING YOU DAMN LIBRAL AROOOOO

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u/Brilliant-Resource14 Aug 02 '26

GUYS SHUT UP WHY ARE WE YELLING PLEASE SETTLE DOWN

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u/i_love_blahajs Aug 02 '26

BECAUSE WE CAN, CARL!

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u/Brilliant-Resource14 Aug 02 '26

WHO THE FUCK IS CARL I'M NOT CARL

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u/Initial_Air465 Aug 02 '26

IF YOU ARENT CARL WHERE IS CARL

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u/Brilliant-Resource14 Aug 02 '26

I JUST SAID I DON'T KNOW WHO CARL IS SO WHY WOULD I KNOW WHERE HE IS??

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u/Somemadhopes7 Aug 02 '26

CARL, I DONT THINK WE SHOULD GO IN THERE

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u/Nervous_Hornet_6900 Aug 02 '26

your dms are actually closed jsyk

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u/SmartSmella Yakub's Chosen Chuddiest Son Aug 02 '26

"can I get some baddies in my DMs-" yo wait man hold up leave some baddies for the rest of us . jackass

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u/Zealousideal_Row_546 Aug 02 '26

AAAAAAAAAA I LOVE SCREAMING AAAAAAAAA

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u/Iki_the_Geo Aug 02 '26

I LOVE YELLING

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u/Legomarioboy08 Unfunny idiot :3c Aug 01 '26

When everyone has cool names, nobody does

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u/Pope_Aesthetic Aug 02 '26

I thought this was all memes… then a trans girl came in to order pizza yesterday and told me her name was Luna and I was like
https://giphy.com/gifs/L3ERvA6jWCd0qO4NdX

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u/TheKingOfGuineaPigs Aug 01 '26

Went to school with a trans guy who named himself Finn and I had to resist the urge any time I saw him to call him Finn the Human

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u/McDonaldsSoap Aug 02 '26

Why would you resist? If I ever knew a Finn they'd be forced to hear my Adventure Time references 

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u/TheKingOfGuineaPigs Aug 02 '26

He wasn’t exactly the kindest person so I knew better than to get on his bad side.

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u/Existing-Exit2409 Aug 02 '26

i would also not be the kindest person if i was rejected by a lady made of bubblegum

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u/silly-trans-cat Aug 01 '26

pissed about this cause i didn't know it was a stereotype. but also, everyone i meet is like omg i know so many lunas! and i'm like, how many have you met irl? and every time i am the only one

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 Aug 02 '26

luna and lilith are some of the most common transfem names from my experience as well. i'm shocked you didn't know it was a stereotype

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u/silly-trans-cat Aug 02 '26

well i didn't really know any trans women at the time

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u/Huge-Entertainer-304 Aug 02 '26

If I ever find out I'm trans or whatever I'm naming myself after a satellite because it be funny. Like IDK Hubble or Kepler .

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u/Additional_Gain_2809 Aug 02 '26

kepler is unironically based but you can change your name without being trans lol

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u/Huge-Entertainer-304 Aug 02 '26

I know I like my name but if I could change it.

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u/Fungus_Rex HEAR ME OUT... Lurantis Aug 01 '26

Girl named Lilith:

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots Aug 02 '26

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u/IntangibleMatter redacted flairs are easily readable in dark mode Aug 02 '26

Girl named Lance of Longinus:

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots Aug 02 '26

Girl named Rei Ayanami:

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u/Vincent394 Say it'll make you insane, and I'm bending the truth, you're to— Aug 02 '26

(Oh hey that's the character in my pfp)

Girl named Yui Ikari:

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u/True_Arcane Aug 01 '26

That was a name of my uncle's dog! Pretty crazy, didn't know dogs could be trans gender too

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u/PhoenixTheValley I eat the people I don't like :3 Aug 02 '26

Not sure about that. The other way around tho...

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u/404_Weavile Aug 02 '26

Trans people can be dogs?

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u/i_love_blahajs Aug 02 '26

Person discovers furries

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_8381 Aug 02 '26

Yeah, they're called Puppygirl 

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u/Ashamed-Wealth2452 The stray cat of Whenthe Aug 01 '26

jokes on you OP; my names Lilly

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u/Kan_Me Aug 01 '26

I have a friend named lily

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real Aug 01 '26

I also have a friend named lily

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u/the_milkman24 þey/it :3 Aug 01 '26

I too have a friend called lily

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u/FirstDistribution352 Aug 01 '26

I don't have any friends

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u/IntangibleMatter redacted flairs are easily readable in dark mode Aug 02 '26

And yet somehow one of them is still named Lily

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u/dad-without-milk searching for the milk Aug 02 '26

I know 2 lily, a lilly and a lilie (parents are a bi5 odd but good people.)

Very common name apparently

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u/M0NRCH_C7NA Aug 01 '26

Damn, not trans but Ive thought about if I was a girl I would 100% go with Luna or Cyn

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u/Huge-Entertainer-304 Aug 02 '26

If I was, I would name myself Hubble or Sputnik idk

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots Aug 02 '26

fuck man if i was, i'd go with Arael, Sahaquiel or some shit, but realistically probably Arael since Sahaquiel is a lot of syllables

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u/manultrimanula My 🏳️‍⚧️ name is Reimi and I'll be happy if you call me that Aug 02 '26

murder drones sleeper agent activated

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u/Jackspladt Aug 02 '26

Idk if Cyn is from anything else but that just makes me think of this goober

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u/Redundant_Blue_Wires Aug 01 '26

I named myself after a slugcat lol.

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u/CornManBringsCorn Aug 02 '26

Kid named Artificier

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u/nightfoxbtw did yuokno w that i use arch btw?? Aug 01 '26

i named myself after an open source text editor

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u/tinesone Aug 01 '26

sup kate

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u/nightfoxbtw did yuokno w that i use arch btw?? Aug 01 '26

that's right actually 😭

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u/TobiasCB Aug 02 '26

It's a shame you didn't go with Notepad++.

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u/tinesone Aug 01 '26

hope i got that right lmao

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier purpl Aug 02 '26

Kid named Notepad++

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u/Cornucopia_King Aug 02 '26

Kid named Spearmaster

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u/LuminothWarrior Aug 02 '26

I’m guessing Rivulet? Cause the others wouldn’t make very good names

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u/Redundant_Blue_Wires Aug 02 '26

Fuck it, this'll be used to dox me at some point, I can already see it coming, but yeah, I go by Rivulet. Currently playing Minecrap with a rot infection mod installed at nearly 03:00 because I'm inclined to go practically nocturnal without school to keep my sleep schedule in check. Mod is VERY early in development it seems, mostly just a spectacle, doesn't do anything to harm directly, hell you have to use creative mode to get the thing to spawn it.

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u/TooWarmRadiator Aug 02 '26

'Arti' could work but it's pretty meh. Literally just 'Hunter' also used to straight up be a fairly common boy name.

But the best one to name after, no doubt, GOURM

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u/Zealousideal-Fig1767 Aug 02 '26

I had a trans friend that had picked a really functional name. I think it was Minerva. She let friends call her Min (as in minimum) which I found endearing and with strangers she used "Nerva" cause she said it was an androgynous enough name to avoid issues with "some" people.

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u/Cream-The-Rabbit2 I am not gonna do anything except lurk in the shadows Aug 01 '26

Well, i named myself stella... Close enough tbh.

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u/NoobityBoobity Aug 02 '26

You can do this at a dog park and get the same response. Coincidence???? Yeah, probably

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u/AccomplisedDeer Deer from Bavaria Aug 01 '26

I wonder how many people took inspiration from the horse.

https://giphy.com/gifs/13PwyFMCVAobVC

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u/YakiTapioca Aug 02 '26

It was my first thought tbh

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u/Getterfool555 Aug 01 '26

....You know, Ultima would be a cool name in hindsight. Just leaving this here.

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u/Simplejack615 Dess cracker Aug 01 '26

This you?

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u/Cream-The-Rabbit2 I am not gonna do anything except lurk in the shadows Aug 01 '26

KINGDOM HEARTS MENTIONED!!1!!1!1!!!!!111!!!

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u/Automatic-Boot Aug 01 '26

fuck man, what a power move

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u/The_Oliverse Aug 02 '26

Everyone posting video game references and I'm over here like:

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u/EmilySuxAtUsernames the tran gener Aug 01 '26

you are never gonna guess what my name is

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u/De-Kipgamer Aug 01 '26

Megatron

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u/EmilySuxAtUsernames the tran gener Aug 02 '26

haha so close!!!

it's lea

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u/LunaSteaNera Aug 01 '26

I can’t ever escape the Luna slander, can I?

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u/ChemicalChildhood122 Aug 02 '26

yelling the name into the husky kennels at the local pet show(the resulting noise will permanently damage the hearing of at least 13 people)

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u/nightfoxbtw did yuokno w that i use arch btw?? Aug 01 '26

holy shit they did the thing

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u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU Aug 02 '26

"Anyone seen Lilith?"

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u/Speedemon42069 Aug 02 '26

Hank Hill voice “Call me old fashioned, but in MY time, they all named themselves as the feminine or Masculine version of whatever their original names were. Now, all this stuff sounds a little silly to me, but I can respect the sentiment of keeping the same naming constitution.” Or Idk lol I’m just saying stuff

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