r/whenthe • u/Effective_Carpet_391 • Aug 02 '26
đ¨OP's stupidly specific life eventđ¨ ain't never going to a family gathering again man...
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u/Esagonoso Gay for the Angel Devil Aug 02 '26
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u/WonderfulJello4373 Aug 02 '26
I don't know why but this image is so funny to me
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u/FangHouDe Aug 02 '26
Him holding his cock is just the cherry on top
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u/Ok-Advertising4048 my opinion > your opinion Aug 02 '26
Oh, I never noticed that. I thought he was holding a phone due to the lighting.
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u/Falleneded Aug 02 '26
absolute power move
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u/Effective_Carpet_391 Aug 02 '26
what you think she did it intentionally đ
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u/Falleneded Aug 02 '26
it would be alot funnier if it was
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u/Relative_Estate6828 Aug 02 '26
âYo coz, look at the shit I goon to.â
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u/Effective_Carpet_391 Aug 02 '26
I feel like she would do that, she's the fun type of loser
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u/NameRevolutionary727 Aug 02 '26
I almost have to respect the sheer audacity of
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u/Maggaronie do not let this woman out of the cage Aug 02 '26
YALL THEY FUCKING KILLED T
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u/Ok-Run-5713 Aug 02 '26
Hey wait a min i recognize you from that one dod rp sub
Or not and I'm getting dementia
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u/Relative_Estate6828 Aug 02 '26
Hey Devesto.
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u/Ok-Run-5713 Aug 02 '26
Wait fuck you recognize me out of the other 3
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u/Relative_Estate6828 Aug 02 '26
I had to do a quick check on your profile to remind myself of who you are.
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u/Material_Positive_17 Aug 02 '26
She knew EXACTLY what she was doing. *cousin activates car locks*
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u/Complete-Basket-291 Aug 02 '26
"You lock cars to stop people from getting in, not getting out."
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u/Fun_Effective_5134 Aug 02 '26
âJust so you know that WAS a power move.â
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u/StreetStretcher Aug 02 '26
Woman in male dominated field
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u/Sufficient-Ad3388 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
You love to see it
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u/Ok_Weekend6793 Aug 02 '26
I thought u were a bot because u missed "see" but then ur profile says joined 4 years ago. So you r safe from the bot buster . For now
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u/famineharbinger Aug 02 '26
watching nsfw material isnt a male dominated field at all LMAO its just men talk about it a lot more
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u/M4rt1m_40675 Aug 02 '26
Men talk about it openly a lot more
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u/Main-Link-3312 Aug 02 '26
If we only count "watching" then yes, but like the entirity of "book tok" is women talking about the books they are gooning to, up to the point where it's frustrating to people who want to read normal books that aren't about women getting kidnapped and impregnated by centaurs with angel wings.
If you wanna find guys talking about the porn they're into, you generally have to go to fairly niche communities. Imagine if there was something called "movie tok" and it was just 90% men talking about the latest installment of "BangBus".
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u/saintofhate Aug 02 '26
getting kidnapped and impregnated by centaurs with angel wings.
Drop the book name.
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u/yuri_4_ever i love girls *kisses tummy* mmmhhhjaaa Aug 02 '26
a court of thorns and roses series from Sarah J. Maas, it's unfortunately missing the centaur aspect
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u/saintofhate Aug 02 '26
Ah, pass then. She's a weird asshole who used Breonna Taylor's death to promo her books and her way of writing queer people is gross at times.
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u/Chemical_Specific123 Aug 02 '26
And I think the percentage of men that say they have looked at porn in a study is 90% vs woman's answer to the same question which is 40%
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u/sour_creamand_onion Aug 02 '26
Tbf how many of the women who said "no" do you think have read cliterature but just don't consider it porn because it isn't video or pictures and since it's reading they think it shouldn't be counted on the same level?
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u/Carbon_robin Aug 02 '26
Gay incest porn?
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u/Odd-Writing7142 Aug 02 '26
Dude doesn't even know about yuricest smh.
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u/IAmNotModest Aug 02 '26
Don't worry, people looking at that usually don't think of their own relatives.
It's a taboo genre, like a forbidden fruit, that's why it's attractive to some people.
You're safe (hopefully).
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u/Fine-Appearance-125 Aug 02 '26
People who are into incest are mostly single children anyways, because everyone who has siblings knows how insufferable they are
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u/Effective_Carpet_391 Aug 02 '26
she is a single kid yeah
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u/SeteMan1235 Aug 02 '26
Wait, this isn't a made up scenario?!
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u/Axolotl_Yeet1 Aug 02 '26
Look at the post flair
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u/AmericanLion1833 Aug 02 '26
Oh yeah itâs totally real(or fake, idk what it implies)
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u/ArcaneWyverian https://youtu.be/L8XbI9aJOXk Aug 02 '26
Not into incest, but I can confirm the âsiblings being insufferableâ part
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u/qehig imma keep it a tuck bifty (tumblr ambassador (derogatory)) Aug 02 '26
Can confirm there are outliers, as a not only child
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u/qehig imma keep it a tuck bifty (tumblr ambassador (derogatory)) Aug 02 '26
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u/Mr_Citation Aug 02 '26
Should've posted Debra over Dexter tbh.
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u/qehig imma keep it a tuck bifty (tumblr ambassador (derogatory)) Aug 02 '26
True, however I haven't actually watched Dexter yet. I am waiting to find a good reaction image myself before I transition to using her instead.
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u/Business_Glass_5102 Aug 02 '26
As someone into that kinda shit with parent/child dynamics
I'm a Lesbian never planning to have children
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u/ELIte8niner Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
Eh, I get what they mean. The porn people like doesn't exactly line up with their IRL kinks. I enjoy gangbang porn, but the thought of participating in an IRL gangbang is kinda gross.
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u/AccomplishedHeron529 Aug 02 '26
Today's on: Weirdest place to find Guilliman at.
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u/Existing-Exit2409 Aug 02 '26
Itâs a shit ton more effort than porn likes to show because logistics arenât sexy.
just like anal sex, they dont wanna tell you about the high fibre diet and the massive shit you take 2 hours beforehand, or the douching/enema
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u/ZackTio Aug 02 '26
Excuse you, as a former logistics student, I would like to disagree, logistics are sexy, just not this kind of logistics
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u/KitsuneFoxglove dm me flower pictures, i like flowers Aug 02 '26
Do you find the logistics of organizing a DnD group sexy,
or do you find Zachtronics industrial engineering games logistics (or ig Shapez.io2) to be sexy
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u/OnePunchHuMan Aug 02 '26
On top of that, arranging food and drinks. Is it a dry event? Are we going catering? Or is it a potluck affair?
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u/Oldspaghetti Aug 02 '26
Bro was hungry for the fruit đ
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u/MetriccStarDestroyer Aug 02 '26
The thirst is unquenchable
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u/justareaderofnote Aug 02 '26
Something something burger
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u/God_Left_Me I want Evelyn to tie me up and milk me dry Aug 02 '26
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u/ahmed0112 Aug 02 '26
Probably because he understands that kinks and reality don't align
I don't have a CNC kink but I still understand that those into that don't want to act out their fantasies irl
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u/kamillevel Aug 02 '26
I mean it would make sense, theres so much stepparent or stepsibling stuff on those sites
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u/The_Great_Synnir Aug 02 '26
Its the most popular form of pornography all over the world despite how taboo non-step family is
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u/Vi_Rants Aug 02 '26
I don't actually want to be wrapped up and fucked by a tentacle monster. Unless it was very gentle, I guess?
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u/Mountain-Purple3421 Aug 02 '26
I can confirm that's true (at least to me). Like playing FPS game and enjoy killing in game is kinda different to irl.
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u/International-Try467 Hakurei Aug 02 '26
This is true.Â
Source: I'm mfs. I don't want to fuck my real relatives.Â
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u/TheGuyThatThisIs Aug 02 '26
Also incest porn is "popular" because it's so easy to ignore. Two hot people fucking is still hot if one says "what are you doing step-bro" in the build up most people skip anyway.
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u/Reasonable-Tap-9806 Aug 02 '26
What?! I have to get fully immersed in the plot to my material. I need to know why this CDC Dr is on Air Force One giving "cpr" to the president otherwise it's literally unwatchable.
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u/a_horny_asexual Aug 02 '26
Can confirm, the things I jork it to are not necessarily things I want to happen to me or anyone else.
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u/horned-creature Aug 02 '26
also most people that are into incest fantasies barely see cousin pairings as incest, gotta be at least half siblings.
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u/Shayden998 Pre-evolved Transbian Aug 02 '26
Worth remembering that sometimes someone will be attracted to something in a fictional/roleplay context and not a reality one. Watch her for a while, and if she doesn't do anything weird, you can probably assume that's all it is.
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u/GregerMoek Aug 02 '26
Also not every person watches porn to self insert into the scene. A lot of people approach media way more voyeuristically if that even makes sense. Like ofc watching porn always has some level of voyeurism but a lot of people seem to like imagining they are in a scene they like rather than just being a pure observer.
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u/Effective_Carpet_391 Aug 02 '26
I'm like 99% sure she has a crush on me and is ashamed about it, and like I wanna help her through it but how am I supposed to do that
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u/qehig imma keep it a tuck bifty (tumblr ambassador (derogatory)) Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
Everyone here
(except stoick)is giving horrible advice.Talk to her and discuss it. That is safest and most effective way to go about it. Do it in a space that is safe for both of you and just Talk.
If she views it as a problem you can help her talk to a therapist and her parents.
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u/Effective_Carpet_391 Aug 02 '26
Alright, I'll consider it next time we meet, we're a bit away
WAIT BESIDES WHO???
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u/AXEMANaustin Aug 02 '26
Yeah I would just ignore it until it becomes very obvious because you would look really fucking weird approaching her about it, especially if she actually wasn't.
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u/Jealous_Computer_209 Aug 02 '26
"oh i'm such a stinky and unappealing boy.... oh i loooove being gross and single. i'm suuuch a chud ohhhh.." like that?
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u/Dicksnip44 Aug 02 '26
Just eat a bunch of fiber and every time you need to fart, walk over to her and say "oooohhh I'm soooo gassy" then rip that shit as loud as possible
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u/terrarialord201 pray for a cuter future :3 Aug 02 '26
Might gross out her but that would win my heart
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u/Iam_McLovin420 Aug 02 '26
Not worth the chance that sheâs into fart play
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u/Heavens_Reach Aug 02 '26
Potentially the worst gamble of all time. You hit the jackpot and you're a gross weirdo, you lose and you have a fart incest fetish cousin crushing on you.
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u/Effective_Carpet_391 Aug 02 '26
but in order to do that...I'll have to...d-dress...f-fancily...
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u/SpecialCriticism2415 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
You do not have to help her through it, tbh. Just maintain distance and Iâm sure she will get through it. Obviously itâs different if sheâs in love, but crushes pass.
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u/drwafflefingers Aug 02 '26
See: the millions of women who read and get off on very rapey romantasy fiction
Gonna go out on a limb and say I'm pretty sure they don't actually wanna get raped IRL
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u/Alexander_ramit Aug 02 '26
this gives me deja vu to this one other post
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u/Michael-556 Avid [insert peak here] enjoyer Aug 02 '26
Just hide the game lmao. I have huniepop because of the peak gameplay but I for sure don't have it anywhere other than in hidden
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u/FireLordObamaOG Aug 02 '26
I wear mine loud and proud, like a badge of honor. You bet I rizzed up this woman AND her mom.
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u/Bulba132 Aug 02 '26
Redditors on their way to convince OP to fuck their cousin:
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u/Tsunamicat108 Aug 02 '26
Most of the comments are probably joking.
Most of them. At least two of them seem serious but a majority donât!
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u/Effective_Carpet_391 Aug 02 '26
"erm actually my cousins live in Tennessee"
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u/ConflictWestern1383 Aug 02 '26
Honestly bro... it's close enough đđđ
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u/Clownzeption Aug 02 '26
Fr. I live in Tennessee and am closer to Alabama than Nashville
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u/Youistheclown dm me images Aug 02 '26
Bare minimum, just pretend like it didnât happen. Thatâs something everyone can do. If they actively push for you to do something, shut down them respectfully. The amount of problems that you would risk or guarantee from going along with them is not worth it at all, so donât feel like you are âmissing outâ as this comment section suggests, they are blinded by their own fantasies. Hopefully, with time, your cousin will grow out of this
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u/Purple-Data3694 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
Not the worst thing you could see I guess?(speaking from experience lol)
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u/Mrsam_25 Aug 02 '26
Elaborate or we'll evaporate your left nostril.
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u/Purple-Data3694 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
Caught a relative of my mums cousin having Cp on his search history, icl made why he liked cuddling the younger kids, (including younger me)though he never did anything else
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u/Kiwi_Kakapo Steam trains rule Aug 02 '26
This comment section is kinda gross.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Cjlfjl1njKn0u23Aty
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u/ChudsterSouls Aug 02 '26
Insane how everyone gives the cousin a pass just cuz it's a girl. If it was a guy you all would be singing a different tune.
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u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU Aug 02 '26
Tbf, most people tht are into incest aren't actually into their relatives. But rather the idea of a person with a family bond.
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u/Effective_Carpet_391 Aug 02 '26
I mean I get that, still keeping an eye on her
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u/Outofdepthengineer Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
Fantasyâ actual desire. Keep that in mind. People have rape fantasies as well that doesnât mean they actually want to be raped. Just because she has the kink/fantasy doesnât mean she actually wants to have sex with anybody in the family and itâs not that uncommon of a fantasy. honestly this whole thing is a massive overreaction from your sideÂ
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u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU Aug 02 '26
I mean he just made a meme and said it's questionable. Not a big overreaction or smthn imo.
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u/ApprehensiveWin3020 full auto luxury gay space communist trans catgirl | she/her 29d ago
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u/Effective_Carpet_391 Aug 02 '26
sorry I don't get this I don't play Mihoyo I have a job
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u/MusicMan412 Aug 02 '26
ZZZ community sees a normal, healthy sibling relationship and goes full George RR Martin
Although credit where credit is due they commit to the bit. Most other fandoms just do lazy tcoaal redraws, ZZZ fans have done everything from in-game text editing to animations. I once saw a comic about a Belle from another universe killing the original with a crowbar to take her place because her Wise died
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u/Best-Benefit6387 Aug 02 '26
Redditors really be struggling with trying not to be utter weirdos towards real people man </3
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u/Wooden_Category_6796 dm me litten images Aug 02 '26
this subreddit is not beating the "being absolutely dogshit" allegations
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u/TheSilentTitan Aug 02 '26 edited 29d ago
So, the thing with incest fetishes is that the majority get off on the taboo of the act and not actually engaging in it themselves.
Because sheâs into incest doesnât mean sheâs into you or even wants you.
My cousin was super into incest too, I know this not because I asked her but because she wrote smut in her free time and like you, i saw incest on her computer screen sometimes walking past her room or when I brought her food and laundry.
She has no father, uncle or brother. In terms of familial ties, I am her only relative and saying that I can say with certainty that she never once wanted to actually be with me at all. Had I not seen her fetish I would never have expected anything at all.
Just pretend you never saw it, makes life easier.
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u/nesthesi haha, sometimes Aug 02 '26
She DEFINITELY did it on purpose, power move
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u/_mrshreyas_ Aug 02 '26
You would have the controller in your hands already if you knew how to play
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u/Artizzy2k2k Aug 02 '26
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u/Effective_Carpet_391 Aug 02 '26
I had zero idea this sub was into incest â ď¸
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u/Artizzy2k2k Aug 02 '26
How is it incest I'm not her cousin
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u/bigjuicycockofdoom Aug 02 '26
half of this comment section are just porn addicts.
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