r/whenthe plenty of car batteries in the sea 12d ago

🚨OP's stupidly specific life event🚨 You are FIFTEEN! You should not be playing SIGNALIS!

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

22.4k Upvotes

1.0k comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 12d ago

Download Video

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

7.2k

u/cool_name-idk1 and why he ourple 🤣🤣 12d ago

this tweet stands true to this day

1.9k

u/Ambipoms_Offical 12d ago

When i was 14 I hated this tweet. Now I 100% agree.

423

u/KingModussy 12d ago

Same tbh

297

u/Super-Cynical 12d ago

I hate anyone who doesn't resemble me at this exact point in time

176

u/KingModussy 12d ago

If you don’t share literally all my opinions, you might as well be Hitler

84

u/Super-Cynical 12d ago

Don't call me close minded, I've never seen someone agreeing with me that I've disagreed with.

→ More replies (2)

15

u/fullynonexistent 12d ago

No I just hate everyone younger specifically

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

91

u/xiaorobear 12d ago

Happy 15th birthday!

129

u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 12d ago edited 12d ago

It's annoying, but I also hate the society treats kids as a problem. It's our job, collectively, to teach them when they're dumb and wrong about stuff. It's their job to be dumb and wrong about stuff so that they can learn.

160

u/TicklemyPickleMan 12d ago

Kids are way smarter than we think

And WAY dumber than THEY think.

The problem is that society is extremely anti-youth, while fetishizing and covetting it. There's no places for kids to hang out anymore, no malls, no skate parks, we punish them with loitering laws, and even as adults there's few places people can go that doesn't cost money.

School sucks, on like, every level, and we push kids to just stay out of sight on their phones.

We need to make a society that kids and young people can have fun in again.

That said: the opinion of children on the internet is still unfiltered dogshit and no one should be subjected to it.

53

u/TFreshNoLimits 12d ago

99% of American society is car-dependent to do anything. Kids can't drive cars. Kids are therefore stuck between home and school. The solution is replacing car-dependent infrastructure with something that works for everyone.

→ More replies (10)

18

u/camerakestrel 12d ago

Sex work may be the oldest occupation, but hating on the youth is the oldest pasttime. I hope to never hate on the youth and instead only hate on specific youthful persons.

23

u/Aiyon 12d ago

I was back in the town I grew up in fairly recently. Everything I used to do as a kid is either gone, gated off, or unreasonably priced for kids to engage with

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (11)
→ More replies (25)

321

u/ArtroyomsAK 12d ago

Goddammit sniped

256

u/Any-Big-8759 12d ago

Regarding that, it's really funny once You realise, that alot of political stuff on the internet, are basically 14 year olds with 0 knowledge, fighting with 30 year olds with 0 knowledge about which side is right lmao

152

u/endlessfight85 12d ago

Constantly have to remind myself that there are literal children on reddit that have never worked, loved or lived a day in their lives that haven't even begun yet. And they give advice and opinions.

51

u/Paavo_Nurmi 12d ago

It's crazy when the subject is something you've been doing for a living for decades and some redditor has wrong info and you provide the correct info. They double down on their wrong answer and tell you how wrong you are are refuse to accept your 30 plus years experience in that subject matter.

27

u/Any-Big-8759 12d ago

^^ Or people starting an argument, just to copy paste AI takes on it, while not knowing anything about the real thing lmao

8

u/DuvalHeart 12d ago

And then when you point out that the slop they sent is supporting your position they don't know what to do.

9

u/zombiphylax 12d ago

It's more entertaining when this scenario happens and the hive mind downvotes you and upvotes the wrong info.

11

u/Paavo_Nurmi 12d ago

Yes, forget about that aspect. Nothing like watching your 30 years of industry experience get downvoted while the clearly wrong info is upvoted.

Props to the few kids out there in reddit land that will admit to being wrong and appreciate learning something.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (3)

177

u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 12d ago

Me when p#wer sc#lers:

58

u/reggienaldsimons 12d ago

"feats galaxy-level speedblitz frwud dodges lasers i don't actually watch the shows i talk about" 

18

u/metroid1310 12d ago

https://x.com/awseswes/status/2043766248295506275?s=46

Depicted: a hypersonic zombie (he dodged a rocket and bullet with ease (there are no other factors to enter into consideration when someone dodges a projectile being aimed at them by a human combatant, like reacting to the aiming, or inaccuracy on the part of the shooter)).

→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (57)

1.3k

u/Nhobdy 12d ago

378

u/ALMAZ157 12d ago

I wish lesbians were real

277

u/Nhobdy 12d ago

10

u/Alche1428 12d ago

The fact that i played it and that's something that could actually happen in the game but i don't really remember it makes me love it even more.

→ More replies (1)

29

u/regretfulposts 12d ago

Well you have to destroy reality to make them real. At least that what I got from some of the video essays about that game.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

7

u/Dare_Soft 11d ago

Make a lesbian German Kaisrreich

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

2.1k

u/AssClosedforToday 12d ago

The consequense of unrestricted internet access detoriation of online spaces for young people

996

u/Green-eyed-Psycho77 12d ago

We GOTTA bring back Games like Moshi Monsters and Club penguin bruh those shutting down was a detriment to the health of the internet.

299

u/An_average_moron A star-spawned horror rattles its crystalline cage! 12d ago

Animal Jam's still kicking

165

u/ZiaWatcher 12d ago

Good luck doing anything meaningful though on that site if you don’t want to pay up

87

u/An_average_moron A star-spawned horror rattles its crystalline cage! 12d ago

All of the Adventures are actually free now, the only one you need to pay for is the canyon because it's flying animals only

Also all the minigames in the arcade are free

→ More replies (1)

6

u/otw 12d ago

I feel like it's just adults playing it now.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (9)

186

u/AssClosedforToday 12d ago

We removed all the trees (online spaces), now we wonder why the woodpecker keeps drumming its head on metal (14 year olds sharing their awful opinions)

12

u/BigFanOfNachoLibre 11d ago

Before j reply with the flaming paper gif did u read that somewhere or just come up with it on the fly

87

u/Intrepid_Hurry8511 12d ago

Theres supposedly Roblox, but we all know how that's turned out given whsnin charge of Roblox.

102

u/Green-eyed-Psycho77 12d ago

Roblox used to be a valid option… and then the owner thought it’d be a great idea to Market to like… the worst possible group you could market a kids game to.

47

u/Dragon_Box_ 12d ago

They also more recently restricted who you can speak to based on age groups. In concept it would be helpful but it’s also a veil for collecting more personal data and even means a lot of kids can’t communicate with other kids because of age differences.

35

u/5ive_Sev7n 12d ago

Dude the CEO called pedophiles on Roblox an "opportunity"

17

u/Dragon_Box_ 12d ago

I’m not refuting that point, I’m just saying they’ve done more things since then to make the platform unviable for their original target audience of younger people.

→ More replies (2)

12

u/Doesnt_Trust_You 11d ago

It doesn't just make it worse for actual kids, it makes it better and easier for pedophiles. The age verify is easily exploitable so in practice it's basically just letting them filter victims by age. And the kids will trust them more because roblox has "verified" them as being kids in their age group.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

20

u/sonerec725 12d ago

Is neopets still a thing?

What about webkinz?

Fusion fall???

38

u/Off-the-grounder 12d ago

I think Neopets is still up but it’s main audience are people who were in it when Neopets was a BIG thing

Haven’t heard anything about Webkinz

FusionFall is dead

12

u/YouAteMyChips_ 12d ago

Webkinz is kinda the same situation as you described for Neopets

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (19)

79

u/KubaSamuel 12d ago

The consequence of detoriation of all spaces for young people

Online and offline

Normally I love topics like these and would go on a rant but I am so god damn tired

85

u/CoxswainHer 12d ago

And also the lack of public spaces and making it hard to be outside.

24

u/playfulpecans omg it migu 12d ago

The consequense of unrestricted internet access detoriation of online offline spaces for young people

God I want more third spaces for younger folks

→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (22)

875

u/Crazy_Chopsticks The Invincible fandom easily top 3 worst fandoms 12d ago

How 5 years olds be pulling up to fandoms for literally every mascout horror game

179

u/Saizare 12d ago

"But it has a cute teddy bear, how can it not be for kids?!" the parents cry as their child watches a man get dismembered

6

u/AutumnRi 11d ago

this is just the modern version of Watership Down (“oh cute animated bunny show, that’ll be good to put on for the kids while i go take a nap”)

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

137

u/Panzer_Man 12d ago

Is there any mascot horror franchise actually made with adults in mind??

157

u/Disastrous-Drop-7778 12d ago

Garten of Banban

41

u/breezadao 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 28 YEARS OF COPE 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 12d ago

Let me tell you about garten of banban 5

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

52

u/sonerec725 12d ago

Honestly I feel like the first 3 or 4 fnaf games were made more for adults than kids. Theyre not like "too scary for the kiddies" or whatever nor are they super graphic or whatever to need a high age rating, thats probably down to scott being a christian, but like, the vibe and designs are trying alot more to be creepy and while not ussualy put to the forefront, the actual underlying story of the games at base level is kind of dark. The trope of using "dead kids as a power source" has been overused a bit now adays bit it was more novel during the og fnaf era, and I think if Scott was making the game with kids in mind he probably would not have that aspect be a prominent part of the lore, nor have 3 have its main guy have a rotting human corpse in it. Like, im not trying to spongebob roller coaster this, but I feel like for those first 4 games scott pictured the audience being like, older teens to adults, and then after that point you can sort of see a shift in the vibe mkre towards pulling in kids. Designs get more visually appealing and colorful, more toy-etic, the story becomes less paranormal and murder-centric, theres more comedic moments, the idea of actual ghosts possessing anything pretty much gets all but dropped unless you believe some theories, and kf course after 4 id say was the major turning point where fnaf went from having reletively little merch to having the explosion of it, blushes of the characters going from sort of rare and hard to get to cluttering game stops and walmart collectible isles.

40

u/ThePowerfulWIll 12d ago

Id agree to that. I wouldnt call them "for adults" but they felt very YA. Not for KID KIDS, more for teens and young adults. The fact it was based in Millennial nostalgia imagery is a pretty good indicator of who it was aimed at.

17

u/Toberos_Chasalor 12d ago edited 12d ago

Plus iirc Scott was about 30 around the time of making Fnaf 1.

I don’t even think he was targeting a specific demographic intentionally at the time, I’m pretty sure he was just making something that appealed to himself. The Millennial nostalgia would’ve been his own childhood. It shifted to appeal to a younger audience when the concept proved more popular with (or perhaps more marketable to) young teens/kids than people Scott’s age.

8

u/memekid2007 12d ago

Yeah. FNAF1 was aimed in the general direction of nostalgic millennials. It just so happens that the most popular streamers/Letsplayers for Gen Z elementary schoolers at the time happened to be those millennials.

FNAF1 might be too scary or punishing for most seven year olds to play themselves, but anybody can watch Markiplier do it while cracking jokes in between the scares and then talk about it with everyone at school.

Early FNAF was essentially a TV show for the kids too young to play it on their own. There wasn't really a way to be 'left out' of the wave at the time.

6

u/999happyhants 12d ago

Yeah I remember being very weirded out that kids were getting into this franchise about, you know, child murder. It seems like the franchise saw the dollar signs and pivoted to a more PG-13 approach.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (5)

281

u/trans_cubed ourpl 12d ago

Because mascot horror games are actually made for 5 year olds

153

u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME 12d ago

*made for Markiplier to stream to 5 year olds

→ More replies (2)

41

u/unabletocomput3 12d ago

I swear, brightly colored characters in poorly written mascot horror games are like crack to an average Florida neighborhood for tweens to teens.

14

u/Kingfisher818 12d ago

Stuff like Poppy Playtime superficially includes mature themes like body horror or child experimentation but it’s almost always offscreen while all that’s actually happening in gameplay is interacting with mascots they can write fanfics about.

And all these issues get massively exacerbated by the corporate forces that own the platform they grow up on aggressively trying to stamp out any kind of maturity or complex thought.

→ More replies (15)

860

u/ImCravingForSHUB 12d ago

Teenagers be storming pieces of media that explicitly stated that it is for a mature audience then proceeds to whine that all the contents are too mature for them and that they're minors and shouldn't be seeing these and demanded them be removed

150

u/vivam0rt 12d ago

Do minors actually complain about seeing mature content? Or do their parents

93

u/matejcraft100yt 12d ago

there is both. In my experience is kids getting hooked on adult content, parents noticing, and instead of... parenting... they start blaming the content itself. For examplewhen Hazbin Hotel blew up on TikTok, tons of 12–14‑year‑olds got into it, parents noticed their kids were watching a show literally about demons, murder, sex jokes, addiction, and hell, and instead of parenting they started demanding Vivziepop make it ‘more kid friendly’ because their kids liked the characters

Another huge crowd is the trend chasing kids. A lot of kids love adult content, especially horror, and they don't complain, bht they talk about it, other kids hear it, notice a trend, want in on it, but aren't ready for what they see, but still want to be trendy, so they stsrt complaining wanting the trend to adapt to them. For example, that's the crowd that ruined FNAF.

32

u/Suyefuji 12d ago

My at-the-time 8-year-old watched Hazbin Hotel behind my back after convincing one of her friends' parents that it was "just a cartoon." I was pissed but it obviously had been circulating that age group enough for her to be motivated to do that in the first place and that's even more horrifying.

28

u/ProblemSl0th 12d ago

It's crazy. I was at a family friend's house once and their 8-year old daughter and her little sister was drawing cute but suspiciously vivziepop-esque demon characters. I ask where they got the idea and they immediately start gushing about hazbin hotel and asking if I'd seen it. I was taken aback, but like I didn't want to shut them down cause it seemed like they rarely got to talk about their interests with someone who cared, so I humored them as best i could without being inappropriate. But the cherry on top was when she asked about my favorite song from the show and told me hers was Poison. CHILD. YOU ARE 8 YEARS OLD, WHAT THE HELL?

Sadly their parents and grandma, nice as they are, don't monitor what they watch, nor do they seemingly ever engage in their kids interests. That's how this stuff ends up happening, and it sucks that parents end up blaming the creators for it. All I did was lend a genuine listening ear for a few hours and that's all it took for the kids to never want me to leave. It'd be sweet if it weren't so sad.

18

u/Suyefuji 11d ago

Yeah my teen really likes Poison too but at least she's like...a teen? Older than 8 years old? And we could have an age-appropriate conversation about it? It's really hard to have an age-appropriate conversation with an 8-y/o about a song/video that is depicting explicit sexual assault.

→ More replies (3)

86

u/ImCravingForSHUB 12d ago

I actually saw it myself when some I assume 15-16 year old kid discovered one of the few NSFW games I followed and they proceeded to throw a tantrum on why people are bad and supported what happens in the game and it should be deleted and how the author should be canceled or some shit

40

u/Lost-Lunch3958 Jerjuuedjsrndujigjvjrfia 12d ago

There is some kind of inversion of how kids want to feel mature. Back in the days it was by consuming media for adults now it's showing that you are aware that people in your age shouldnt consume stuff like that. That is my theory

19

u/madtitanmrsandman 12d ago

Is it like a recent thing, or was I just in a bubble? Cause when I was 15-16, me and my friends would engage with different media specifically because its mature topics. I feel like we would've also really liked if we were in a space where adults behaved like adults. The idea that teenagers would actively try to make everyone aware that they're minors and should be treated as such is honestly wild to me.. Don't all kids want to be seem older than they are and to be treated as adults? Obviously they don't realize yet that they don't want to actually be adults with all their responsibilities, but still.

I am genuinely so confused. I am in my early twenties, I myself was a teenager not that long ago. If it's not a recent development, then is it like a cultural thing? Or did I really just grow up in a bubble?

21

u/Murky-Relation481 12d ago

It's a last 5-10 years development. You might have been in a bubble but the general attitude amongst younger Gen-Z and older Gen Alpha is that anything even bordering on sex is disgusting and needs to be hidden from them at all costs.

Mind you they love sexuality, things like gender identity, orientation, etc. But once you get beyond that to what those things mean you know in the broader context of life its like they have no fucking clue what they are talking about. Literally have friends of our teenager who were "gay" but thought anything sexual with another person (of any gender) was disgusting. Like no... that isn't being gay, that is either being asexual or you have no clue what you are even talking about.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (4)

16

u/bob37876 12d ago

It’s a real trend that the younger generations are more puritanical for some reason

9

u/General-Sloth 12d ago

Oh belive me they do. And it's 100% virtue signaling to absolutely no one, like they are beeing judged 24/7 on twitter but IRL. Same mentality may be playing into that whole self censoring bullshit. My brother even managed to complain about an Anime he got into that I was watching, while standing in my room uninvited. Dude, fuck off this show is 18+ no one forced you to watch it and you asked me to show you where to watch it. None of this shit is for you anyways.

→ More replies (2)

173

u/FlamingUndeadRoman plenty of car batteries in the sea 12d ago

Tale as old as time.

217

u/ArtroyomsAK 12d ago

Not really, back in the day we used to think it was cool to see adult things
idk what's changed, it's like they're aware they shouldn't be seeing it, but instead of removing themselves from it they expect the whole world to be childproof, probably raised by karens

140

u/ImCravingForSHUB 12d ago

I can only describe it as the rise of toxic positivity and puritanism where these people see that every media has to be made squeaky clean, positive, affirmative and safe for everyone regardless of target audiences while at the same time shunned the actual target audiences calling them all sorts of names and chasing them out, accusing them of supporting or even perpetrating the problematic parts of the media themselves

40

u/hai-sea-ewe 12d ago

The amount of "Christian-safe" and "Clean" in Youtube titles is disturbing. I don't specifically search for anything like that, but apparently because I watched an opinion piece from someone who is Christian once, it automatically thinks I want to censor my life.

People say "fuck" in the real world, kids. Get used to it.

11

u/BildingInspecter 12d ago

The Karen class went from Boomers to Zoomers, seemingly overnight.

→ More replies (2)

17

u/Pay-Next 12d ago

Purely conspiracy brained take but I feel like it is older people who feel offended pretending to be teenagers to somehow make their point more important? Seeing 15 year olds complaining about nudity or swearing feels very very performative and not at all like them trying to talk amongst themselves only about the stuff they saw that they weren't supposed to see. For anecdotal evidence I am a parent of a recently turned 18 year old, their whole friend group has been watching adult animation for a couple of years at this point like Helluva Boss / Big Mouth / etc. None of them every complain, most of the time they don't even bring it up to us cause they don't want us questioning what they're watching. The idea that any of them would be on any social media platform denouncing it for being crass is so laughable to me, but maybe my kid and their entire graduating class are just built different but I doubt it.

17

u/DaRealestMVP 12d ago

Nah, i think you misunderstand the circles, or perhaps the circles aren't near you I don't know.

There is a subculture of teenagers that sound/act like simultaneously sex positive and puritanical SJWs sounding exactly like 2016 tumblr/twitter. Very focused on racism, sexism, homophobia etc but as a part of that age-appropriateness and being anti-sex (despite being sex positive lol) stemming from the infinite amount of age-gap and power imbalance conversations on twitter.

It usually is very performative and hypocritical, by talking to them you quickly realise their values and priorities are diabolically misplaced even about the things they do care about.

Obviously not all - but the sort of people who are in that subculture are going to tend to be very present online

8

u/Papa_Shasta 12d ago

Very possible, but also I think maybe there's a bit of survivor bias there. For every kid you know that watches and enjoys that content, there's another that doesn't, and kids being petty as they are, would voice those grievances online.

Performative? Absolutely, as only puritanical stuff can be. I doubt many actually care, beyond the bullying. "You like this thing I think is annoying? Well, nuts to that! It's GroSs and DegEneRate and nobody should watch it."

EDIT: Quick edit, because it came to mind in regards to this. Remember a few years ago when there was a walk out in a highschool because of furries? I don't think the kids actually cared besides 1. getting out of school and 2. shaming and bullying their classmates at the same time. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/04/22/students-protest-furries-utah-nebo-district/73413367007/

→ More replies (3)

29

u/ncocca 12d ago

why would a minor ever complain about adult content? When i was a minor, i seeked out adult content on purpose, lmao. Between GTA and R-rated movies...

46

u/FlamingUndeadRoman plenty of car batteries in the sea 12d ago

be a minor

play a game for adults

join a discord server for adults

adults act like adults

"erm, I'm a MINOR you shouldn't say those things on a server with MINORS!!!"

17

u/ncocca 12d ago

kids these days... 🤜

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (13)

891

u/Bananacu 12d ago

/ultrakill ://///

922

u/-plb- im big boss 12d ago

mfers in ultrakill subreddit complaining they are seeing porn for their super mature voilent gore game that is intended for mature audiences

564

u/Puncaker-1456 12d ago

it's more about porn being allowed on the main sub. I'm not complaining, but I can see why people would want to see actual gameplay and not gabriel gay porn

286

u/LicketySplit21 12d ago

damn i need to get into the ultrakill fandom, they sound ballin

260

u/LMC764 Whenthe mod (dm me images) 12d ago

Get ready for like, the same 3 jokes from 3 years ago over and over again

191

u/Potrembog 12d ago

So like every other fandom in existence then

56

u/LMC764 Whenthe mod (dm me images) 12d ago

True, though in a tierlist of all the stereotipically bad fandoms I think ultrakill is still S tier

86

u/TerraforceWasTaken 12d ago

Statements by someone who has only interacted with anmoying people and not actual scum like Fallout or Star wars fans  

14

u/YeeYeeBeep 12d ago

Dont forget Kreig/Black Templar playars from Warhammer 40k.

→ More replies (14)
→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

32

u/OkFineIllUseTheApp He had won the victory over himself. He loved Salesforce. 12d ago

Thy 3 jokes is now

7

u/Plenty_Tax_5892 12d ago

Those 3 jokes shall do as an appetizer

→ More replies (5)

10

u/Different_Pin1531 I am really fucking stupid 12d ago

Speaking from experience, the only things you’ll see there are lewd art of hell itself x providence tentacle porn (if I had a nickel), Gabriel, and shitposts. And yes, these are actual things you’ll see out of the fandom

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (1)

31

u/AliciaTries 12d ago

It feels similar in a way to books made for adults that seemingly just throw in a sex scene just because they can. "Adult content" and "Adult spaces" always seem to bring with them the connotation that it's sexual content or a space for sexual things rather than just specifically being for adults, and I think that's kinda fucked up.

→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (27)

124

u/LMC764 Whenthe mod (dm me images) 12d ago

There's plenty of mature people who don't wanna see porn on the main sub of their liked game, like with literally every other subreddit ever

→ More replies (6)

35

u/moros-17 12d ago

to be completely fair here, the game is explicitly 16+, not 18+, and has very little sexual theming to it beyond support for vibrating devices that happens to include buttplugs. so going to the Ultrakill subreddit expecting to see you know, discussion about the game and instead seeing a bunch of porn posts, most of which aren't even GOOD porn, is kinda, how do you say, extremely annoying. Besides that allowing porn which not being an nsfw subreddit is against TOS regardless. Mods there are just kind of insufferable douchebags, so it's no wonder Hakita himself has said he can't stand the reddit

→ More replies (2)

39

u/xXx_edgykid_xXx 12d ago

For a similar reason I'd rather not see people having sex in my job, even if everyone there is mature 

Porn should be kept in porn spaces 

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (9)

283

u/Rainbow_six_recruit 12d ago

138

u/ReadyAgent9019 12d ago

Parents in the mid 2000s when the game called "Grand Theft Auto" involves committing crimes (they're the ones who bought the damn game)

38

u/MrHellBags 12d ago

Surely a game called Grand Theft Auto is suitable for my 11 year old!

23

u/smarmycheesesandwich 12d ago

Parents when media contains the explicit content featured on the legally required warning label:

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

145

u/Lumbledob_ 12d ago

Sometimes it gets hard to tell if they’re teenagers or just emotionally stunted adults

33

u/MrHappyHam 12d ago

Depending on the fandom, yepp

→ More replies (4)

12

u/Comfortable_Coat_337 12d ago

Nah it’s the third option. Aliens

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

460

u/xilenator the master of skill issue 12d ago

Ok but wth is signalis

704

u/40_Thousand_Hammers 12d ago

A game about space lesbians and survival horror (average lesbian relationship).

115

u/xilenator the master of skill issue 12d ago

So average horror zombie survival if it was in space and had yuri. Got it

151

u/40_Thousand_Hammers 12d ago

And house of leaves
And Evangelion
And Akira
And Silent Hill 2
And Resident Evil
And Solaris
And...

100

u/Ventus249 12d ago

So its peak mixed with peak that dabbles in a little peak topped off with peak?

55

u/Blahaj_IK BlĂĽjan Hajsling 12d ago

Yea. You should try it, it's great

You also get a good deal of literary references to the King in Yellow in particular. It's not subtle about it

15

u/Itsmyloc-nar 12d ago

Well, fuck that might’ve sold it for me

→ More replies (2)

6

u/Vincent394 Say it'll make you insane, and I'm bending the truth, you're to— 12d ago

Evangelion has Yaoi not Yuri.

Unless there's a hidden Yuri side plot I'm not aware of?

12

u/Why_not333 12d ago

It’s more like it has a similar vibe to Evangelion rather than yaoi.

I wouldn’t know much since I really need to lower the difficulty and continue playing.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (5)

22

u/artin2007majidi 12d ago

Signalis is considered one of the greatest psychological horror games of all time, on par with giants like Silent Hill 2 and Parasite Eve.

If a description does not inspire you, please, consider some research before insulting a work.

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (2)

12

u/EducationHelpful4274 12d ago

I just say "Communist Space Lesbian Androids" and leave it at that.

30

u/Animanga-Fan-7435 12d ago

It’s lesbians Redditors down that shit like liquor.
(Not that I’m complaining)

→ More replies (21)

108

u/Lopsided_Impress_843 Google "hyperpreg", relax liberals it's called dark humor 12d ago

"where's my wife" survival horror game but with doomed Yuri (it's peak)

67

u/Animanga-Fan-7435 12d ago

Thing :exists

Reddit: I sleep.

Thing but Yuri: exists

Reddit: Real shit.

16

u/Nikmido 12d ago

Horror game apparently. I'm sure someone who knows more will reply to you soon enough tho lol

14

u/InquisitorHindsight 12d ago

Space lesbians vs the King in Yellow

→ More replies (12)

415

u/vote4some1else MY LIFE, FOR ROCK AND STONE ⛏️ 12d ago

TADC is the most obvious example

Although, the show does LOOK like its for younger audiences, even if the creator said it isnt

250

u/EducationalEmu9611 12d ago

Yea I think it’s the same for a lot of animated shows since some parents or people in general might think “oh it’s animated they’re cartoons and child friendly” but then the kids are actually watching berserk or some shit.

57

u/The_Rednetthall 12d ago

I remember one time one of my aunts asked me- "Hey is Sausage Party a good kids movie?"

And she was not joking at all and she genuinely thought that the movie with that title was a kid's movie

17

u/FatherDotComical 12d ago

Like Hazbin Hotel has a huge little kid fanbase. Like I see elementary/middle school kids decked out in the merch.

→ More replies (4)

54

u/MissAvian 12d ago

Poor children being exposed to bad media that convinced people it's good, like Evangelion

67

u/Why_not333 12d ago

Those are some fighting words, buddy

→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (1)

101

u/NotNightDweller dm me tasty images 12d ago

Eh, it’s pg-13

74

u/AmaterasuWolf21 look! someone thinks they know better about my own country 12d ago

We need to go back to the term 'teen media'

→ More replies (1)

32

u/sonerec725 12d ago

I mean, there's a difference between made for kids and being like, not child-unfriendly

Like, its made for adults as the target audience, it justs o happens that swearing and explicit stuff kids shouldnt see is kept to a minimum to where its probably ok for a kod to watch it all.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (2)

51

u/MasterVule 12d ago

99.9% of the show is silly shit and unserious stuff. It isn't for 8 year olds, but I can see teens watching this stuff all the time

36

u/kitsunewarlock 12d ago

Hazbin/Helluvaboss has the same problem.

A lot of it comes from Walt Disney's insistence that cartoons only be made for children. Then the industry boomed in the McCarthy era and early congressional inquiries into comic books and similar media scared creators into making sure their content was "wholesome".

In response, independent creators pushed vulgarity to its limits as a form of protest in the underground Comixxx and Zine scene. After the Soviet Union fell, we started to see the "adult cartoon" genre expand into the mainstream courtesy of the Simpsons. And thus American animation came in exactly three flavors: Family friendly kids cartoons, vulgar adult counter-culture sitcoms, and toy commercials.

It's a pity.

→ More replies (4)

11

u/FatherDotComical 12d ago

Because it got mega farmed out by those slop for 3 year old channels. Like to the point I've seen more bootleg stuff of it than the actual thing. (against my will)

And the show itself does have some theme adults can vibe with but ultimately it just feels like a show for teenagers. And there's nothing wrong with that, but that's just how it feels to me.

9

u/Tandy2000 12d ago

I mean I don't mean to be a dick here but TADC is written like it's for younger audiences. It feels like it's written by a teenager. I gave it a couple chances, and recently watched it all the way through, just because I think the animation is really nice, but man the writing is just... something else. It's no wonder to me why kids and teens gravitate towards it: it is a series with dark themes, yes, but it spells them out explicitly and repeatedly. To a kid that makes them feel like they're consuming media that makes them feel really smart and advanced. To an adult... at least to me, it feels like being hit over the head with bad writing over and over.

But man, the animation is nice!

→ More replies (9)

170

u/Polibiux yellow like a submarine 12d ago

On a serious note is sĂ­gnalis worth getting invested in?

136

u/Lopsided_Impress_843 Google "hyperpreg", relax liberals it's called dark humor 12d ago

The ending will fill you with despair but the good kind so if say yeah

35

u/Polibiux yellow like a submarine 12d ago

I’ll save that for the next steam sale then.

→ More replies (9)

26

u/EntropicMeatMachine 12d ago

Its the kind of game you'll complete, think you got the good ending, but then after a year of not being able to stop thinking about it come to the realisation that the complete opposite was the case.

18

u/SgtCrawler1116 12d ago

If you can take a depressing plot, go ahead. It's also a story a lot of people would call "Pretentious", meaning it takes a lot of inspiration from a lot of niche sources like cosmic horror books and even fucking Chinese philosophy, and the narrative is purposefully vague at times, asking you to interpret things and pick up the pieces.

I personally love that kind of shit, and if you like Silent Hill, you are sure to enjoy this. Even if the narrative stumps you by the end, there are tons of videos of people going very, very deep into the details. Do a blind playthrough first, and here's a tip: if the game sends you back to the main menu after a cutscene, press play again and keep going.

13

u/dontpissmeoffplsnthx 12d ago

I've never played it as I can't bear to be hurt again, but my sister insists that the plot is immaculate!

7

u/Nhobdy 12d ago

I haven't played it. But the people I've talked to said that they enjoyed it a lot. Though the puzzles are a big factor for why people get stumped.

→ More replies (1)

7

u/MissAvian 12d ago

It's only around 10 hours, and it's like $20-$25, and had me just sit there staring at the credits roll by slack jawed trying not to ball my eyes out, and has completely changed me as a person... Idk it might good I guess

→ More replies (19)

207

u/lokovec 12d ago

Me when I was a kid watching content made for a mature audiance:

(I just shut the hell up and enjoyed the damn piece of media)

→ More replies (7)

203

u/Personal-Role-8071 [the DooM guy] 12d ago

This but change kids to overdramatic adults and replace Signalis with Doom

105

u/ArtroyomsAK 12d ago

No overdramatic adult will stop me from squeezing my hog to the Khan Maykr

71

u/Personal-Role-8071 [the DooM guy] 12d ago

I meant classic doom but go off horny king

23

u/ArtroyomsAK 12d ago

Genuinly though, what are they whining about?

The gore?

32

u/Personal-Role-8071 [the DooM guy] 12d ago

Precisely, and how you kill demons not with prayers but with lead

10

u/ArtroyomsAK 12d ago

Ridiculous

→ More replies (1)

11

u/CrazeMase 12d ago

Boo hoo! There's gore in my game where half the fun is the excessive gore! How dare they do such things! What's next!? Are they going to put lots of blood into my super wholesome and non-violent Mortal Kombat?

→ More replies (4)

8

u/AmaterasuWolf21 look! someone thinks they know better about my own country 12d ago

Grown adults pulling up to franchises made for toddlers to complain it's not mature enough

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (2)

42

u/DVDN27 12d ago

Explain this then.

(From the official Rating Website: Films and computer games classified M (Mature) are not recommended for children under the age of 15.)

47

u/lokovec 12d ago

Rated 17+ in the states.

But this is really down to culture more than anything, for example here in Europe I've seen full frontal nudity with just a PG warning.

The US is more puritanical than other countries, While Europe is more strict with Violence, and in Russia something as tame as deltarune is given a 16+ rating

10

u/OstrichOtherwise8507 12d ago

Russia gave Miitopia a 18+ so idk if their game ratings hold up

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (2)

23

u/LazyTitan39 12d ago

I saw a teenager recently complaining about a sex scene in Cyberpunk 2077. It’s not like there are almost pornographic ads all over the walls of every street in the city telling you there’s inappropriate content for minors in the game.

18

u/Makrelenik 1984 was made by JorJor Wel 12d ago

I'm going to be honest i feel like ads are worse then the scense themselves(when it comes to the sound at leats)

→ More replies (1)

8

u/UkonFujiwara 12d ago

Also, if you don't want to see a sex scene you can always simply choose not to have sex.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

72

u/Esagonoso Gay for the Angel Devil 12d ago

4

u/retroguyy_101 12d ago

I swear I hear the fnaf 4 jumpscare in there

5

u/MenLover221 im sexually attracted to fortnite characters 12d ago

this is so fire

→ More replies (3)

24

u/Civil-Refuse-5233 12d ago

nikke

51

u/FlamingUndeadRoman plenty of car batteries in the sea 12d ago

Literally just a porn game, I have no clue what mfs are expecting 

11

u/Banned-User-56 12d ago

Na, it's rated T. No nudity, next to no gore (except machines). It simply uses the boobs and butts to lure you in and then sucker punch you with its story.

However, it is absolutely not for children. I would definitely recommend it for the story though, unless you have no self control when it comes to Gachas. Then don't get within 100 feet.

11

u/Rafabud 11d ago

Nah the goon part doesn't really go beyond the designs, it's more about the story themes of war, trauma and government corruption. Nikke gets fucking dark.

→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

25

u/KimJongUnusual 12d ago

Okay I admit I haven’t played it, but beyond the gore what stops a 15 year old from playing signalis? The gayness or the Germans?

25

u/JoltikElectricBug 12d ago

I mean, should any minor be exposed to Germans?

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (4)

22

u/TheArtistFKAMinty 12d ago

tbh, I think 15 is the perfect age to get into horror media. You're young enough that there's that thrill in it being taboo - the fun of "I'm not supposed to play/watch/read this" - but mentally developed enough to actually deal with it.

I know you're complaining about a specific genre of annoying online child that does exist, I'm just talking about the title specifically.

→ More replies (2)

11

u/Korii2 ah yes. man made horrors beyond my comprehension 12d ago

minors playing nso calling kangel a bad person for recommending a bad media genre (its changed in localization cuz different cultures and also the same character does drugs has sex and self harms in the same game)

yes its a bad thing but kangel is literally meant to be the most horrible person ever lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/dqwcaAg323ePh1tpN3

8

u/LainFanNr4263 12d ago

Ngl the kids are 80% larpers

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (4)

11

u/XerxeztheKing 12d ago

Monster Girl Quest

47

u/ArtroyomsAK 12d ago

This one must always be posted

Children should be outside with their friend not online

→ More replies (1)

11

u/Monte-Cristo2020 12d ago

10 year old media illiterate kids going to a con panel to ask the VA about sexual things

→ More replies (4)

8

u/necronformist 12d ago

Back in my day we minors played adult media for the adult content

I mean back when I was a minor, I'm 25

15

u/acuilnos when the low-hanging fruit karma farm 12d ago

It's depressing that to this day there are still plenty of people who fall for the "think of the children" trojan horse.

21

u/nick113124 12d ago

You also get adults complaining about adult content so... I guess they're just learning from their elders.

39

u/Ultraverse1 purpl 12d ago

friday night funkin:

11

u/KappaTheProtogen 12d ago

Oh yeah i remember people crying their asses off about retrospecter part 2

→ More replies (2)

26

u/Prestigious_Host_198 12d ago

It's rated T on Newgrounds tho

→ More replies (3)

14

u/Iron-Legend-27 12d ago

What a foolish idea. Do you not realize that the kids yearn for the Yuri?

12

u/Ok_Bat_686 12d ago

Are you sure it's the minors complaining? Usually it's older people complaining about mature elements on behalf of the younger people, while the younger people don't care.

7

u/matejcraft100yt 12d ago

there is both. In my experience is kids getting hooked on adult content, parents noticing, and instead of... parenting... they start blaming the content itself. For examplewhen Hazbin Hotel blew up on TikTok, tons of 12–14‑year‑olds got into it, parents noticed their kids were watching a show literally about demons, murder, sex jokes, addiction, and hell, and instead of parenting they started demanding Vivziepop make it ‘more kid friendly’ because their kids liked the characters

Another huge crowd is the trend chasing kids. A lot of kids love adult content, especially horror, and they don't complain, bht they talk about it, other kids hear it, notice a trend, want in on it, but aren't ready for what they see, but still want to be trendy, so they stsrt complaining wanting the trend to adapt to them. For example, that's the crowd that ruined FNAF.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/tobitobiguacamole 12d ago

Speaking as a older person, I feel like when I was a 15 year old I was absolutely old enough for that kind of media.