r/whenthe 13h ago

BRB, destroying the few grams of Californium on Earth

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u/davidarblack 13h ago

98 - Californium.... It's radioactive so.... Nothing changed???

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u/Kajetus06 13h ago

And insanely difficult to create

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u/Red580 13h ago

Getting periodic cramps when walking outside the Large Hadron Collider.

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u/UX1Z 10h ago

In general the late 90s are set. Berkelium (97) may as well functionally not exist at all. There's about 10 grams of Californium, there's less than a single gram of 97.

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u/Drakeskulled_Reaper 9h ago edited 6h ago

I'm 89, actinium, it's so rare that the amount extracted in the world, is about the same size as a grain of sand.

It's also very radioactive.

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u/SlappySausage001 5h ago

82, Lead here

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u/DearCastiel 5h ago

Superman but not bulletproof...

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u/retoricalprophylaxis 1h ago

Same...I'd be screwed trying to help the people of Flint.

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u/deathschemist 9h ago

even the early 90s set are pretty much fine- Thorium, Protactinum, Uranium, Neptunium and Plutonium are all very rare.

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u/guto8797 6h ago

Also to point out that all people have a weakness to plutonium as default

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u/deathschemist 5h ago

yeah, and all the other ones too, radiation, as it turns out, will kill you if it's not treated with the utmost care

i mean look at what happened to Marie Curie.

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u/reverse_chrysopoeia 8h ago

I would still prefer 87, because its most stable isotope will only last 22 minutes.

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u/Seanvich 50m ago

Hehe- “periodic.”

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u/TheQuestionMaster8 11h ago

Even a microscopic amount of the most common isotope Californium-252 would be capable of killing a human

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u/Mother_ma 10h ago

I think I would survive

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u/TheQuestionMaster8 10h ago

My point is that it is irrelevant as it is extremely dangerous to people anyways if unshielded.

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u/Outofdepthengineer 9h ago edited 8h ago

Nah he’s built different, he’d tank that shit 

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u/gibarel1 7h ago

"Nah, I'd survive"

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u/TheQuestionMaster8 3h ago

Acute radiation syndrome is an awful way to die, so I would recommend other ways to prove that you are built differently

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u/ALKNST 9h ago

Which is surprising considering it had uses in radio-oncology

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u/TheQuestionMaster8 9h ago

It is ironic that many of the same things which cause cancer can also treat it through the exact same mechanism of DNA damage.

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u/YourInnerBidoof 6h ago

It’s difficult to create, Bruce

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u/glebine 13h ago

Wdym nothing changed!? You have Superman powers???

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u/davidarblack 8h ago

I mean, yeah, but even if I wasn't, Californium still would kill me lol

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u/theREALbombedrumbum 9h ago

97 is the synthetic element Berkelium and only a gram has ever been made in history as its only use is for the scientific research of "hey we made an element"

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u/HubrisOfApollo 13h ago

stay the hell away from smoke detectors

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u/davidarblack 13h ago

That's americium, Californium is only made in labs and is highly unstable

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u/TheQuestionMaster8 11h ago

Californium is the heaviest element which currently has practical applications, but it is for niche uses such as nuclear reactor start-up, to detect underground water and other applications which require a portable fast neutron source.

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u/Significant_Ad_1626 10h ago

So those who born in 99 are giving that its first "practical" application.

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u/TheQuestionMaster8 10h ago edited 9h ago

Well there aren’t any alternative high energy neutron sources which are both as portable Californium-252 and are also easier to create.

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u/xenoroid 9h ago

Americium is also made in labs only. It’s known as the first synthetic element in the periodic table.

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u/HubrisOfApollo 13h ago

oh damn I meant to comment on the other guy 🤦‍♀️

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u/hallucination9000 2h ago

It’s also only certain kinds of smoke detectors that work by ionization. There’s still the mundane ones that use a laser to check how clear the air is.

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u/davidarblack 2h ago

Cool. TIL

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u/ToastyTheDragon 10h ago

Hell yeah 😎

Hey.. wanna go flying and being invincible and laughing at all the people born post 2000 together? 👉👈

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u/Fresh-Adeptness9809 12h ago

I appreciate you, because I was too lazy to google the periodic table. Instead, I said “surely someone born in 1998 has already commented.”

And I was right.

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u/Hetakuoni 10h ago

Same at 90. Thorium. It’s already like that irl

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u/Fern-ando 10h ago

Not 30 yet.

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u/davidarblack 8h ago

30 will be only in 3 years.... Don't remind me haha

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u/warrior181 10h ago

Read it's uses it's both surprisingly rare and common at the same time nvm I'm getting it mixed up with something else

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u/Chinse_Hatori 9h ago

Hey at least its a fun Element.

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u/Charming-Fig-2544 8h ago

96 - Curium. Does not occur naturally on earth. Small amounts are produced in nuclear reactors, which are heavily guarded and mechnically complex. Think I'm safe.

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u/Codknight 8h ago

94 - plutonium, I'm weak to nuclear bombs. Checks out.

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u/Ok_Actuator5494 7h ago

Let's hope that you're not living in California

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u/KingoKings365 7h ago

Also same. Time to be invincible together.

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u/Simon_Drake 7h ago

The later you were born in the 20th Century the better you have it.

The last really bad one is 1982 with lead. It's relatively easy to get your hands on lead. It's not great for making a sword but I'm sure you could make a basic spear or coat a steel rod in lead or just a big sledgehammer.

83 with Bismuth is borderline. There's Bismuth in Peptobismol but a tiny amount and throwing a bottle of anti nausea medicine at Superman isn't much of a threat. From there it's all tiny trace amounts that are a nightmare to get access to and are toxic to humans anyway.

There's the edge case of Uranium Glass which is mostly safe but that's rare stuff. I guess if you could buy the thing that kills Superman on eBay then it's not that rare in context. But I'd rather he weak to uranium than lead if I had a choice.

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u/5tarSailor 7h ago

You need a particle accelerator to create the stuff anyway. So legit some comic book type plot to get it

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u/starbomber109 5h ago

87 here, Francium immediately decays so I'm, fine? (Though if someone does manage to find a glowing green blue rock of Francium I and everyone else in the room would be fucked)