r/whenthe 13h ago

BRB, destroying the few grams of Californium on Earth

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u/Robert_Oppenheimer2 Da bomb 13h ago

Lithium

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u/OneRedEyeDevI 13h ago

lmao Imagine getting no-diffed by a phone battery

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u/Robert_Oppenheimer2 Da bomb 13h ago

The battery is usually covered up, does that protect me?

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u/DW_Hydro 12h ago

I think it doesn't, some versions of Superman can be affected by Kryptonite even without touching it.

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u/riceandbeanburrito 11h ago

Yeah, vicinity usually works against super man when it comes to kryptonite. Although is it because it's radioactive and giving off rays?

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u/Eeddeen42 9h ago

Kryptonite is radioactive though, it’s the radiation that messes with him not the physical substance.

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u/The_Straing_Doctor 6h ago

superman has been injected with literal kryptonite and still survived, his powers are incredibly OP, just being exposed to sunlight does half the job

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u/TheSoulborgZeus [REDACTED] 8h ago

must be a Samsung

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u/Current_Muffin523 12h ago

Subnautica's gonna be safe planet for you 50% of the time

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u/FirstOfficerDelta 12h ago

We can’t be around portable electronic devices…at least until they develop the next battery. Honestly, given what happens to a lot of people around us, this is not bad.

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u/TheCatSleeeps 11h ago

Fuck technology bro