r/whenthe • u/DreadDiana • 13h ago

BRB, destroying the few grams of Californium on Earth

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u/Kajetus06 13h ago

Considering its literally inside you

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u/XoriVinmor 13h ago

Carbon is one of the elements that's so much of you it just is you. You are your own kryptonite.

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u/Kinosa07 11h ago

Dude that'd make a fire comic concept, following the daily life of a crippled superhero allergic to themselves

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u/emo_boy_fucker 10h ago

The story ends when it reaches present day and its just a gravestone and the whole story has just been a flashback

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u/Coulrophiliac444 6h ago

Except some time travelling Doctor arrives with a miracle cure and creates a temporal deviation. Possibly in a blue box dependong on how frisky they are w crossovers

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake 8h ago

So... regular auto-immune disease?

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u/Kinosa07 8h ago

Yes, but with ✨ SuperPowers ✨

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 9h ago

Leukemia-man!

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u/bytegalaxies 6h ago

that's just how auto immune disorders be lol

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u/Helpful_Lie2613 8h ago

Ain't that the truth

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u/snuocher AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 10h ago

poetic

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u/Alarmed-Newspaper994 8h ago

I mean you're vastly more H2O than C

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u/brood_brother 13h ago

Like a friend?

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 12h ago

🟡🟣

(there’s no pink circle)

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u/Gripping_Touch 10h ago

Hopefully its a friend...

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u/Impossible-Doubt7680 7h ago

Like some kind of friend