r/whenthe 13h ago

BRB, destroying the few grams of Californium on Earth

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u/uvero how it feels to spread OP's ashes 🐬🌈 13h ago

Late 90s kids feeling pretty good about themselves

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u/ABEGIOSTZ 13h ago

Einsteinium gang let’s go

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u/A-Lewd-Khajiit 12h ago

Basically the same weakness as superman, but in a different way

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u/AdamtheOmniballer 10h ago

β€œYou’re weak to plutonium? No shit, everyone is weak to plutonium, dumbass!”

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u/uvero how it feels to spread OP's ashes 🐬🌈 9h ago

No, you don't get it, there are certain things that I can do, that I won't be able to do if I come in contact with too much plutonium. As in, it would make me physically weak. Totally different.

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u/snekadid 4h ago

Went thru the list on wikipedia real quick to see who wins the hardest and its 85, that shit is so rare its never been seen because its half life is 8 hours.

RIP gen z tho.

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u/niTro_sMurph 46m ago

I can never huff helium again!

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u/Bonfirelily 36m ago

Yeah I got Beryllium, I'm dead.

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u/TleilaxTheTerrible 8h ago

Anyone from 1980 to 2000 would feel good, those elements are either toxic, radioactive or both.