r/whenthe • u/Hammod1 • 10h ago
Orwell writes about this Back to looking for a new one i guess
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u/aless2209 9h ago
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
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u/pepenepe 4h ago
I thought puttana at first but stronza seems like a name someone might actually pick.
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u/Gabby-Abeille 4h ago
I'm thinking figa.
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u/Fajeereeek 3h ago
100% it's that
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u/__Obelisk__ 10h ago
yeah but in all seriousness you can't have added to the stereotype of naming yourself after a fruit
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u/Simple_Structure_565 OoOo BLUE 9h ago
Kid named Grapefruit:
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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 8h ago
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u/Alpha-T2 Estie Bestie 8h ago
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u/Manageable_Workload0 9h ago
Kid named Rambutan
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u/circlequadrature 6h ago
I played a game (Закрытый театр if you're interested) where MC is named like that.
Tbh her sidekick Лестница is literally named Ladder so it's not so strange
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u/Zorubark when he at the when he when you when he 8h ago
Kid named Orange
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u/madguyO1 9h ago
who tf does that
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u/wookiee-nutsack I trap ants in my foreskin and start pissing 2h ago
There was a reddit post of someone naming themselves fucking Nomel
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u/External-Test4279 7h ago
Fun fact:
Your name could technically be both a fruit and an italian slang for "cunt"18
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u/Superb_Wealth4092 9h ago
You should name yourself Capri-Sun Roaring Waters.
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u/Laura_The_Cutie 10h ago
Fica? Figa?
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u/Hammod1 10h ago
Mona ._.
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u/Apopis_01 9h ago
It is in the veneto dialect. Fun fact: the region of Veneto is well known for the high amount of swears against various christian figures that its people say.
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u/Key_Actuator6665 9h ago
Da veneto dico che è vero, traducetevelo da soli il testo
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u/Reasonable_Trash_901 8h ago
Veneto pure io:
Confermo, siamo parecchio creativi quando è ora di bestemmiare.
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u/ZackTio 5h ago
Veneto numero tre, insultare divinità ormai è praticamente sport regionale
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u/D3_CD tbh we need more male gardevoirs 9h ago
So mona lisa was just lisa the cunt?
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u/Jvalker 9h ago
It also meant "lady"
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u/guto8797 7h ago
Honestly between being called Mrs. Cunt or Lady Lady it's a tossup
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u/_Wendigun_ yellow like an EPIC lemon 9h ago
In Italian the painting is more known as La Gioconda
Alternatively there's also Monna Lisa, spelled with to Ns
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u/CupcakeThick8341 8h ago
A fair assumption, but in italian is Monna with 2 "n"s, as in the abbreviation of "Madonna" (fair lady)
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u/AardvarkNo2514 9h ago
In Italian it's spelled (spelt?) Monna, as a corruption/contration of "madonna" (literally milady).
I'm not sure where the use if mona in English comes from, although I assume it's related to the fact English doesn't double up consonants in the way Italian does
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u/Erlkoenig_1 6h ago
Both spelled and spelt are correct. "Spelt" is just more common in Britain
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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 1h ago
Double consonants in English is inconsistent. Monna would almost certainly be 'Mon' as in Monster, 'Na' as in 'Nah I dont think thats a great name'. Mona Lisa is always said as 'moan-ah'. But a lot of our double-consonant words would be said the same way if you removed one of them, or added one. E.g. Rabbit - Rabit, Or Rabid-Rabbid even.
Interestingly the Italian word Nonna exists in English (we nicked it, like many of our words) but is not always said the Italian way.
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u/AlCranio 8h ago
That's Monna, not mona.
Double N.
With double N it means "Milady". So the name of the portrait is "Milady Lisa".
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u/Laura_The_Cutie 10h ago
Oh cunt figuratively I get it, it's more of venetian than Italian tho
If that makes you feel better in Spanish it means cute
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u/Hammod1 10h ago edited 7h ago
I do know of all the other pretty meanings in other languages, but i mean italy is pretty close and important to me, especially the Northeast, so this name won't work out for me..
Edit: maybe it will work out? Idk people here are overall being so positive about it which really helps
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u/Automatic-Form8845 9h ago
You could go for Mina, which funnily enough translates to landmine in English, or if it's too Italian you could go for Momo
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u/AstarothTheJudge 7h ago
Consider that there Is also a double meaning. Like, yeah, la mona refers to a girl's cunt, but at the same time people Say "we, bea mona" to Say "what a beautiful girl". It's quite the femine term, if you think about It.
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u/Ghasty_001 8h ago
If that makes you feel better, every object can be a swear if you put "God" next to it.
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u/Niky_c_23 3h ago
fiy mona is mostly used with the meaning of “idiot” or in the expression “va in mona” = “go fuck yourself”, but even then the veneto dialect is very tonal in its accent and closed O if you say Mona with a standard italian pronunciation not many people would actually connect it to that meaning even in veneto. you can also pronounce it with a open o like monica to rid any doubt, keep the name if you like it :)
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u/UpsetNeighborhood842 9h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/GGtCU74AohVLS0dIml
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u/Puzzled_Pop_6845 9h ago
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u/Chihiro_Best_Boy11 9h ago
What a nice gentlemen. I'm sure he's definitely not shouting any kind of slur at someone for slamming the door
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u/paperfungo i (used to) goon to anthro bees now i'm a Better person 8h ago
Germano mosconi in r/whenthe ?!?!?
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u/Fukin-croissant 8h ago
That's an incredibly lovely name and it's only in a specific dialect don't worry about it, it's also a real actual name so noone will think much of it
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u/vintoito 9h ago
mona can also mean a somewhat dumb woman in portuguese, not a completely dumbass just a bit stupid
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u/Pyrrhus_98 7h ago
Mona means "dumb/idiot" (gender neutral) in Veneto's and Trieste's dialects too, but It does also mean "cunt"
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u/CoolSausage228 соси хуй долбоеба кусок 9h ago
maybe Monica then?
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u/Hammod1 9h ago
Thought about it but in Germany where i live this is like a name that only 70+ year old grannies have
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u/workshop_prompts 8h ago
But those old names always come back into fashion! My mom gave me a grandma name, and by the time I transitioned, it was a popular baby name again. They feel unique in generations where they’re uncommon.
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u/SymondHDR stupid fucking thing 9h ago
Say it with an open accent (Mòna), the venetian word is pronounced Móna so maybe it's a bit better
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u/zuppalover04 trollface -> 9h ago
I feel you. Im persona 5 Morgana calls himself mona and I was laughing the whole time
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u/fartew 9h ago
Nah it's only in one dialect, in the rest of the country nobody uses it. So unless you plan on going to live in veneto (don't) I think you can go by that name
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u/Several-Muscle-4591 7h ago
I'm in the northwest, and while I don't use it I know the meaning, so it's still risky as a name in Italy. Plus Germano Mosconi popularized the word.
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u/AfraidAsparagus6644 8h ago
It's not Italian, it's a specific Italian dialect. Unless you live in that specific region of Italy, why bother? There's dudes in America who're named Dick
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u/IndianaMJP 10h ago
Yeah don't call yourself that if you plan to come to Italy ahah
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u/Laura_The_Cutie 9h ago
Eh I'm from the south I barely know in what context Mona is used
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u/Sayan_9000 9h ago
I mean, that's a perfectly good/normal name to have, who cares what it means in Italian unless you live there
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u/merdaralho 9h ago
This is what brazilian gays use to each other or their female friends like a "bro" or "dude"
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u/fashionier 9h ago
Don’t be too bummed about it, my japanese friend calls me shuyu, an etimological translation of my name in kanji, but it also sounds the same as housewife, i asked them if they were joking and they said “a lot of words have different meanings in japanese, so it’s not that weird to me”
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u/Dauntless_Lasagna 9h ago
Eh, Mona is cunt only in a couple dialects. Most italiana don't even know about that. I'm pretty sure you're fine.
Look at the cat from persona 5
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u/BATB0Y658 8h ago
Name is used by Arab women I say just adopt it's a lovely name
Who cares what it means in other languages lmao
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u/StereoTunic9039 6h ago
I'm Italian and I've met a girl named Mona (not Italian), I think it'd be a good name in Italy as well. Honestly I wouldn't worry about it
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u/Sluttarella 9h ago
Ayy ho appena letto un tuo commento sotto al post del tizio che vuole trovare l'amore tra gli scaffali della fumetteria
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u/NoCommander26 urple ☺️💞💖 9h ago
Girl do it . That's badass
Noone will know anyway they'll just think Mona's a beautiful a name
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u/Wendigo-boyo 9h ago
Hell I'm Italian and didn't know mona also meant that
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u/Filippikus 9h ago
Al nord lo senti spesso
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u/Wendigo-boyo 9h ago
I guess, I'm from Tuscany so you can guess why I never heard it
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u/MonoRedPlayer 8h ago
e non hai mai sentito mosconi???
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u/GEARHEADGus 8h ago
Does that mean the Mona Lisa is the Cunt Lisa?
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u/lacotoletta 9h ago
Oh and another thing, finding a name that dosen't mean someting bad in italian is almost impossible since almost every city and village has their on dialet
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u/Hawkey2121 9h ago
Mona Lisa be like.
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u/Fulminero 7h ago
Madonna (lady, also referred to the virgin Mary) --> monna --> monna Lisa (her ladyship Lisa)
Double letters are VERY important in Italian.
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u/paperfungo i (used to) goon to anthro bees now i'm a Better person 8h ago
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u/ZestyLemonRindGrind 8h ago
Yeah... Also don't use Kiki
It sounds like the Tagalog word for Cunt as well
So yes
Kiki's delivery service could be seen as "Serving Cunt" in the Philippines
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u/Quark1010 7h ago
If you dont live in/near italian speaking people or plan to travel there regularily, why tf should you care? Propably half of all names sound weird or are some innuendo or insult in some languange, given there are thousands of languages on this planet.
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u/AlCranio 7h ago
We've got so many dialects, each one with its own words that mean "Cunt" or "Cock" there's a good chance any italian sounding word can be translated into that meaning, somewhere along the peninsula.
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u/Vulpes_99 5h ago
Reminds me when I bougth the Sword Legends game and made an asian looking archer MC, because I love the picture of nomad mongolian tribes...
I don't know a single word in either Mongolian or Chinese (Japanese didn't fit my idea, but I also can't say I know Japanese either way, just a few words) so I just rummaged around my imagination and came up with the name "Qian Mei", which I loved because it sounded really nice.
It turn out it means something like "moneyless" in Chinese, which in theory could fit nomad tribes, but even so... 🤦🏻♀️😅
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u/coolenestry_ 5h ago
That translates to "money sister"
Moneyless would be "Mei qian"
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u/Vulpes_99 4h ago
Oh, thank you! ♥️
That is wwhat I get for trusting Google Translate 😅
Is it ok if I ask something about it? Is "money sister" just a literal translation that nobody ever says in real life, or does it has any actual use/meaning, like a slang or euphemism? I just got curious about it...
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u/allcork1009 3h ago
Yes it’s a literal translation. That said, it could be used like a nickname or something but connotation would require context whether it is something affectionate/disparaging.
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u/Vulpes_99 3h ago
Thank you again. I was thinking it could be a weird meaning like a woman who is a loan shark, or something 🤣
And yes, my imagination is weird, and doesn't has a "turn of" button 😅
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u/SGM-Ruppah Certified Pit Licker™ 8h ago
Petir
My favourite nametag I use in pretty much all the games I play. Shout out to the comments from that one soccer videogame that Smii7y and co. played. One of the online randoms they played with has that name that, apparently, translates to "lightning" in one language 🚬🗿
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u/3npitsu-Senpai 7h ago
If it can make you feel any better in veneto calling someone mona can also be a term of endearment
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u/Stealth933 7h ago
I'm Italian and a German friend of mine said tha if she ever get a female house cat she will call her "minchia". She knowns it is the vulgaris term for saying penus in Italian but she doesn't care because it sounds sweet in German.
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u/PanPieCake 10h ago
You can also live with your own name,because name doesn't define you, you define your name
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u/bagged_milk123 9h ago
Just say you named your self after the Mona Lisa or like the character from genshin impact
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u/Nuuskaa1 8h ago
Mona also means "cute" in catalán, and female monkey at the same time.
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u/MARZIX2030 8h ago
As an italian i can deduct your name was something that could be "fregna" "fica" "figa" or any other dialet ( except "fregna" which is already in dialet")
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u/Money-Drummer565 7h ago
As an Italian proud son of Troy,
I’m saddened by the meaning the world Troia has gained over the centuries
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u/MasterVule 3h ago
As someone who is trzing to learn italian, trust me, every second word is euphemism. Deeply horny people











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