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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 3h ago edited 3h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesicointestinal_fistula?hl=en-US

A vesicointestinal fistula (or intestinovesical fistula) is a form of fistula (an abnormal connection or passageway) between the bladder and the bowel.

Symptoms and signs

If fecal matter passes through the fistula into the bladder, the existence of the fistula may be revealed by pneumaturia, fecaluria, or recurrent urinary tract infection. Migration of urine through the fistula into the bowel may cause rectal passage of urine.

Causes

Many causes exist including:

diverticulitis : most common ~ 60%

colorectal cancer (CRC) : ~ 20%

Crohn's disease : ~ 10%

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 3h ago

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 3h ago edited 2h ago

There there🫂 have my dog picture to be cheered up again💖

Can y'all share your pets as well? I kinda need it ;w;

please?

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 2h ago

Axolotol upon ye

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

Awwh such a cutie💖

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u/feralinx marking up m' wood 2h ago

here's a picture of my chud son

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

Awwh💖

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u/Villerger_27 Press "Q" for the Woke Agenda™️ 2h ago

I bringeth forth Miley (left) and Thor (right)

(this is a very old picture of the two)

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

Don't matter that it's old, still cute💖

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u/daflufferkinz 2h ago

Cart

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

Cutie💖

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u/MightBe_Lemons 1h ago

Dreamy

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 1h ago

Awwh💖

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u/Bi0H4ZRD 2h ago

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

Ahh picture

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u/Bi0H4ZRD 1h ago

Is this one better?

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 1h ago

Awwh cutie💖

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u/KairoKepp 1h ago

We named her Kiwi because she looks like one

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u/Dragon640 chicken butt 1h ago

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u/splashcopper 50m ago edited 42m ago

Behold one of my many moronic children

It didn't attach :(

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 43m ago

Where🔎🔍

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u/Nurgle-best 40m ago

My WIP Chud son

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 35m ago

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u/Nurgle-best 29m ago

Image didn’t send god damn it

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u/OakvaleFlames 1h ago

I cannot believe I actually made these exact facial expressions in that exact order. Are you filming me right now? Am I filming you?

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u/Artarara 3h ago

Pissing shit vs shitting piss

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u/Anonpancake2123 2h ago

Shitting piss just sounds like when I had diarrhea from a horrible Salmonella infection.

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u/some_guy301 i am the internet that is dead. i am the brain that is rotten. 1h ago

i think id prefer shitting piss over shitting shit tbh

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u/Hemlock_Deci This jit cracks birds 🫪 3h ago

Fun fact you can puke poop if you spend too much time constipated

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u/Alive-Translator4947 3h ago

End it all bro 

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u/WatermelonWithAFlute 3h ago

What

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u/Anonpancake2123 3h ago

Basically, it's a logical consequence of "If you don't poo, where does the poo go?" and it's honestly worse than puking straight faeces.

In extreme cases, what happens is fecal matter builds up in your intestines and eventually, painfully, the muscles that normally keep your food and waste moving through your digestive tract reverse and you vomit a horrid slurry of whatever is down there.

For reference this is not fully formed logs, this is a disgusting fluid mess with no defined shape.

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

Wasn't there this dude on Reddit that kept his shit in somehow for a year long and needed surgery cuz of it? Either he made shit up or that was the most painful experience ever, after "I started leaking" that's when I knew that I needed to stop reading💀

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u/WatermelonWithAFlute 2h ago

What

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

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u/WatermelonWithAFlute 2h ago

This might be a blessing in disguise

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

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u/ThorickTheNord 2h ago

I mean, he definitely made shit up, considering his bowels were literally filled with poo

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 1h ago

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u/that0neBl1p 2h ago

Or if you have significant enough intestinal issues.

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u/__R3v3nant__ 1h ago

My old biology teacher would always tell us this to tell us how important fibre is

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u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 3h ago

Thanks, I'm going to google images of this now.

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u/ZeomiumRune 3h ago

Fistula?

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u/Tropical-Mexican 1h ago

I thought I recognized the name

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u/Grey-The-Skeleton 55m ago

best treated with Brimstone

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u/LordOfStupidy 3h ago

It hurts to Just read

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u/SatisfactionHairy378 3h ago

Thank God I'm too stupid to know what these words mean

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

It means your lower intestine and your bladder accidentally rubbed together, fused, and basically punched an open tunnel through the wall separating them. So now, instead of everything staying in its proper lane, poop and gas can literally leak straight from your gut into your bladder and come out your pee hole.

Have a nice day or sleep teehee UwU~

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u/SatisfactionHairy378 2h ago

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

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u/ram_the_socket 3h ago

Fistula in my asstula

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u/Avalanche_Snows 2h ago

I'm so bad, I got exited when you showed the stats like it's bio inc.

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u/Gravityfallbillmyfav 2h ago

By this post I thought you meant having a piss and shit at the same time. Not this

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u/Independent_Air3688 2h ago

This genuinely a cognitohazard holy shit

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u/rrobloxtube 1h ago

"Yeah, that also ha- oh through the dick"

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u/Vincent394 Say it'll make you insane, and I'm bending the truth, you're to— 1h ago

[Chief skinner reading the note meme]

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u/some_guy301 i am the internet that is dead. i am the brain that is rotten. 1h ago

DUUUDE NO WAY ISAAC REFERENCE!!!

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u/Dawnguardian286 1h ago

"Diverticulitis"

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u/WanderingHeph 11m ago

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u/Boring-Dig4583 the paleopost guy 3h ago

Bro binded the enter button to the shift button and vice-versa

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u/BadMuffin88 3h ago

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/FinishImpressive4043 3h ago

how can i make this about deltarune😈

and flowery specifically😈

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u/Pyzzeen Labōrāre ut mereāmur labōrāre ut mereāmur labōrāre. 2h ago

The fundamental question to all things in life

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u/Hawkey2121 3h ago

is pissing poop worse than vomiting poop?

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u/9inevicious 2h ago

both are bad, you’d get sick asf either way

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u/Dear-Reputation-1226 3h ago

I thought you meant pissing and shitting at the same time

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u/CaterpillarOver2934 3h ago

Ok, but is it possible to poop piss?

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u/Heat_Hydra I make color bass 3h ago

Cholera

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u/Opposite-Chapter1459 2h ago

If you’re constipated enough apparently you can vomit up feces. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_vomiting

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u/BasedMaduro 3m ago

Think there was a south park episode with this

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u/MacDoogie 2h ago

....the poop came out of his weiner in a long, thin strip. It was... weinerpoop

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

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u/chileggeebello What? you just read people flair? Get a job 3h ago

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u/Admirable_Swim_7090 3h ago

Why did i know it was fistula related before reading the comment?

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u/tadanohebi 2h ago

Because you're an educated person

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u/RollingStarr_ 1h ago

so many white people reaction images in this comment section 💔

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u/GreinBR 2h ago

Oh you can vomit poop too

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u/Mothylphetamine_ I'm sorry but listening to Stomach Book is my entire personality 2m ago

well that makes sense because its part of the digestive tract, I don't like that information but it makes more sense

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u/EggoftheKing2143 I Don't Care Who The Devil Sends, I Ain't Paying Taxes 2h ago

Why would you share this information?

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

Uhh something something knowledge is power

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 2h ago

What should I search to find this gif?

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

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u/RootenHausen 2h ago

I was pooping piss and was hospitalized cause my kidneys gave out. Only to magically resuscitate a week later. To the shock and confusion of my doctor who was 99% sure we had to do a dialysis.

Long story short - if your poop is forest green, and 110% liquid and you're having too much creatine and not enough protein. Your kidneys are probably not functioning.

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u/RootenHausen 2h ago

Reddit auto deleted my comment for encouraging harm.

To summarize in nice words what I said - if doctors tell you its Weight or Diet when you've been having literal swamp ass for weeks and piss coming out the wring hole while youre unable to urinate for days tell them to shove it. And ask another doctor to check your creatine & protein leves in kidneys. The recovery hurts cause youre likely gonna be one a constant Potassium IV. Which if you've had one it is a constant lingering burning pain you do not want to experience. Its espeically bad if you've got hard to find veins like me cause youre gonna end up with your veins bruised as shit and burning from the Potassium IV. By the end of the day it will leave your arms too weak to do anything.

Stay safe.

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u/Service-Cube yellow like an EPIC lemon 38m ago

We finally found out how to go #3

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u/stay_fresh_cheesebag 22m ago

Hmm... I always thought it was just a dream when I was a kid, but could it really happen only once and never again?

(I think it was only a dream but I still remember it, in the outhouse of my childhood house it happened... Dream or reality, no fucking clue)

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u/Mothylphetamine_ I'm sorry but listening to Stomach Book is my entire personality 3m ago

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u/Not_today_mods God's stupidest idiot 1m ago

Do not, under any circumstances, research weird medical conditions

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u/NormalPolishBoi 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱POLSKA GUROM MOJE OHV CHCE MIODU🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 2h ago

Thanks! I hate this.