r/whenthe • u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 • 3h ago
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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 3h ago edited 3h ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesicointestinal_fistula?hl=en-US
A vesicointestinal fistula (or intestinovesical fistula) is a form of fistula (an abnormal connection or passageway) between the bladder and the bowel.
Symptoms and signs
If fecal matter passes through the fistula into the bladder, the existence of the fistula may be revealed by pneumaturia, fecaluria, or recurrent urinary tract infection. Migration of urine through the fistula into the bowel may cause rectal passage of urine.
Causes
Many causes exist including:
diverticulitis : most common ~ 60%
colorectal cancer (CRC) : ~ 20%
Crohn's disease : ~ 10%
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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 3h ago
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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 3h ago edited 2h ago
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u/feralinx marking up m' wood 2h ago
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u/Villerger_27 Press "Q" for the Woke Agenda™️ 2h ago
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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 2h ago
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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 35m ago
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u/OakvaleFlames 1h ago
I cannot believe I actually made these exact facial expressions in that exact order. Are you filming me right now? Am I filming you?
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u/Artarara 3h ago
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u/Anonpancake2123 2h ago
Shitting piss just sounds like when I had diarrhea from a horrible Salmonella infection.
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u/some_guy301 i am the internet that is dead. i am the brain that is rotten. 1h ago
i think id prefer shitting piss over shitting shit tbh
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u/Hemlock_Deci This jit cracks birds 3h ago
Fun fact you can puke poop if you spend too much time constipated
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u/WatermelonWithAFlute 3h ago
What
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u/Anonpancake2123 3h ago
Basically, it's a logical consequence of "If you don't poo, where does the poo go?" and it's honestly worse than puking straight faeces.
In extreme cases, what happens is fecal matter builds up in your intestines and eventually, painfully, the muscles that normally keep your food and waste moving through your digestive tract reverse and you vomit a horrid slurry of whatever is down there.
For reference this is not fully formed logs, this is a disgusting fluid mess with no defined shape.
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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 2h ago
Wasn't there this dude on Reddit that kept his shit in somehow for a year long and needed surgery cuz of it? Either he made shit up or that was the most painful experience ever, after "I started leaking" that's when I knew that I needed to stop reading💀
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u/WatermelonWithAFlute 2h ago
What
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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 2h ago
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u/ThorickTheNord 2h ago
I mean, he definitely made shit up, considering his bowels were literally filled with poo
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u/__R3v3nant__ 1h ago
My old biology teacher would always tell us this to tell us how important fibre is
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u/ZeomiumRune 3h ago
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u/SatisfactionHairy378 3h ago
Thank God I'm too stupid to know what these words mean
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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 2h ago
It means your lower intestine and your bladder accidentally rubbed together, fused, and basically punched an open tunnel through the wall separating them. So now, instead of everything staying in its proper lane, poop and gas can literally leak straight from your gut into your bladder and come out your pee hole.
Have a nice day or sleep teehee UwU~
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u/Gravityfallbillmyfav 2h ago
By this post I thought you meant having a piss and shit at the same time. Not this
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u/Vincent394 Say it'll make you insane, and I'm bending the truth, you're to— 1h ago
[Chief skinner reading the note meme]
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u/some_guy301 i am the internet that is dead. i am the brain that is rotten. 1h ago
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u/Boring-Dig4583 the paleopost guy 3h ago
Bro binded the enter button to the shift button and vice-versa
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u/Opposite-Chapter1459 2h ago
If you’re constipated enough apparently you can vomit up feces. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_vomiting
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u/MacDoogie 2h ago
....the poop came out of his weiner in a long, thin strip. It was... weinerpoop
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u/GreinBR 2h ago
Oh you can vomit poop too
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u/Mothylphetamine_ I'm sorry but listening to Stomach Book is my entire personality 2m ago
well that makes sense because its part of the digestive tract, I don't like that information but it makes more sense
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u/EggoftheKing2143 I Don't Care Who The Devil Sends, I Ain't Paying Taxes 2h ago
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u/RootenHausen 2h ago
I was pooping piss and was hospitalized cause my kidneys gave out. Only to magically resuscitate a week later. To the shock and confusion of my doctor who was 99% sure we had to do a dialysis.
Long story short - if your poop is forest green, and 110% liquid and you're having too much creatine and not enough protein. Your kidneys are probably not functioning.
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u/RootenHausen 2h ago
Reddit auto deleted my comment for encouraging harm.
To summarize in nice words what I said - if doctors tell you its Weight or Diet when you've been having literal swamp ass for weeks and piss coming out the wring hole while youre unable to urinate for days tell them to shove it. And ask another doctor to check your creatine & protein leves in kidneys. The recovery hurts cause youre likely gonna be one a constant Potassium IV. Which if you've had one it is a constant lingering burning pain you do not want to experience. Its espeically bad if you've got hard to find veins like me cause youre gonna end up with your veins bruised as shit and burning from the Potassium IV. By the end of the day it will leave your arms too weak to do anything.
Stay safe.
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u/stay_fresh_cheesebag 22m ago
Hmm... I always thought it was just a dream when I was a kid, but could it really happen only once and never again?
(I think it was only a dream but I still remember it, in the outhouse of my childhood house it happened... Dream or reality, no fucking clue)
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u/Mothylphetamine_ I'm sorry but listening to Stomach Book is my entire personality 3m ago
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u/Not_today_mods God's stupidest idiot 1m ago
Do not, under any circumstances, research weird medical conditions
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