r/wizardposting Pugnimancer & Arcane Warrior 19h ago

Aetherial News 🗞 Aeromancer fights go crazy

Typhoons are spammable

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u/keker0t 18h ago

Bayblade season

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u/Queasy_Safe_5266 17h ago

"Let it rip!"

God probably

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u/towerfella Magically Editable Flair 13h ago

If “god” is the universe, then we are akin to bacteria stuck on a turd somewhere in the dark recesses of its body.

How much thought do you give to bacteria on your turds, except for when they act up and cause you distress?

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) 9h ago

"A lot." - John God, Employed as a God at Prophet Enterprises

"Former Microbiologist."

(John God is probably not a God... Probably.)

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u/Merry-Leopard_1A5 18h ago

Bruh, who tf pissed off the Air Nomads? 😭

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warrior 18h ago

like thats what I'm asking

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u/fragment13 16h ago

the Filipinos, apparently

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u/Invisiblecurse Invi, sentient curse [Chaos Club] 18h ago

The fossil fuel industry

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u/AccordingLab7129 Prismancer 12h ago

Fire Nation

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u/Oil_Aggressive 17h ago

The fuck did the Philippines and Indonesia do to deserve this?

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warrior 17h ago

ring of fire

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u/Jaco2point0 16h ago

I think that was Johnny Cash

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u/SpiritMountain 13h ago

Every American after eating lettuce

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u/DefiantLemur Philosopher's Stone Enthusiast 8h ago

Damn that's a niche reference haha

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u/Lost-Syllabub362 Sorceror 14h ago

Filipino here;

The Pacific Ring of Fire is actually responsible for the high density in earthquakes and tectonic activity here in the Philippines, since it's a geological belt full of active, underwater volcanoes and tectonic plate movement. That alone is always pretty tough, but the real reason we've got so many typhoons is because of the active Typhoon Belt, which sends winds down our way due to the warm ocean waters giving them the energy needed to blast us in the ass several times a year.

Both belts cross paths with our silly little rock in the middle of the ocean, leading to natural disaster after natural disaster.

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u/Rath_Brained 12h ago

I'm genuinely surprised people still settled there. It had to be harsh living through that.

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u/Lost-Syllabub362 Sorceror 12h ago

We Filipinos are like cockroaches; we're still alive, even after every attempt you make at trying to kill us.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) 9h ago

(Death approved!)

(don't question the sticker)

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 11h ago

They know what they did.

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warrior 3h ago

that girl in Reacher

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u/thanbanhmy2 Wizards of denial 17h ago

I often complain that vietnam's storm season but goddamn yall got it tough

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u/ShieldMana 15h ago

It gets worse when the government's money on flood related projects gets pocketed.

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u/hermeticbear 14h ago

now I understand why the Mariana Islands built homes that need to stand up to hurricane winds.

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u/Aether_sprite 15h ago

The typhoon spell seems to have storm

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u/Hexnohope Celestial Chorister 11h ago

Phillipines be like: i have my whole season ahead of me!

No you dont!

The typhoons are coming!

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u/wizardsofbushwick 7h ago

Aeromancers will have a 'friendly duel' and next thing you know the weather service has to invent a new warning category.

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u/DanteChurch 11h ago

Not exactly sure what the aeromancers are diving from the storms and how that's fighting but I'm just a humble Aerokenetic druid shooting the breeze.

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u/GoatApprehensive9606 2h ago

That shit looks like a tohou fight

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warrior 2h ago

Danmaku ass layout

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u/Attaxalotl Dragonlady Artificer 1h ago

You know every single one of those fuckers is blasting either Free Bird or Ace Combat soundtracks.