r/workaholics • u/Thin_Fix_1924 • 15h ago

Someone's up

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u/k33l1998 15h ago

I barfed out of my thing 😁

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u/speedballboy 14h ago

How much? Was it a whole otter pop sleeve?

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u/Ok_Perception_2707 13h ago

like a capri sun

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 15h ago

what did she say? Oh yeah, she said that you gotta tootsie roll AND I GOT THAT CHARLESTON CHEW. WHO'S THE MAN MIKE!?

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 15h ago

and that’s a chop

“And guess what she called me, man. She called me the king. I'm king Karl. Say it, Mike!”

“And guess what. You just the prince, man. you prince Monted”

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 15h ago

I should've checked my hypotenuse

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u/TheDopeMan_ 13h ago

& Monted, you’s a bitch.

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u/AhoyPalloy 13h ago

SAY IT ONE MORE TIME MIKE

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u/speedballboy 14h ago edited 6h ago

And that baby inside your wife’s stomach? That ain’t even yours dude, you’re not the daddddyyy you’re not the dadddddyyy

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u/thewarfreak 14h ago

You're not a daddy!

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u/lemonylol 5h ago

Yeah but me and that dude are cool now, he's like one of my really good friends.. He works at the Waterworld show at Universal Studios, he can get us in for free.

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u/Reddit_User_Loser 13h ago

I love how disgusted Karl is by the dildo even though he was just massaging some homeless guy

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u/jexijav776 11h ago

Mike standing in the back and showing the lengths with his hands is so funny

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 9h ago

also karl’s intro in this episode is perfect

You hit Rebeca Mcentire in the tit with a rock.

Yeah, that's what you said.

You said, "take this, reba tits," and you threw a rock. You... you did that.

It's the live music, okay? It's the energy of it all. You know, it just like, goes in, and it takes over my soul, and then it 9/11s my whole body sending it in to "cha-os," and I'm just, like...

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u/Son_of_Leeds 5h ago

Stay stupid, human penis.

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u/windmillninja 15h ago

Don't do that with your face. I don't like that.

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u/NoPractice8763 15h ago

Good mooooorrrnnnnnninnnggg

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u/sloppy_sheiko 14h ago

OJ??!!

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u/Njacks64 12h ago

He’s trying gloves on?! This is bad.

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u/NoPractice8763 11h ago

He's my favorite serial killer

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u/AdFew6193 15h ago

I’m the king, say it Mike!

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u/speedballboy 14h ago

You tha king!

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u/thewarfreak 14h ago

Say it, Mike!

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u/speedballboy 13h ago

YOU THA KING

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u/nature_nate_17 14h ago edited 12h ago

Whoops someone is up; MORNINGGG

I’M UP AND AT ‘EM

Don’t do that with your face

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u/RicketyCricketsDrum 13h ago

[takes picture] thank yooouuu

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u/Grantuna 15h ago

Maybe the best scene in the whole show

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u/novanationer98 6h ago

Honestly yea

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u/5h82713542055 14h ago

Somebody tell me what the hell is goin on for I whoop y'all with this 2 headed dilly!

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u/Giancarlo27 14h ago

Those look a little small, how about a larger size?

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u/Thin_Fix_1924 12h ago

I think they're good. Wear em out. Good day.

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u/ds376b 13h ago

Got that stingray coochie

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 9h ago

my favorite line in the show followed by

“you need some love, ‘cause it will sustain y’all”

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u/jexijav776 11h ago

She's got that vaginal hubris

(different show, I know)

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u/Dry_Discount7762 13h ago

Ten years of marriage and she still gotta ass like a black tennis player!

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u/MauPow 12h ago

She got that stingray coochie

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u/Royal_Net_2674 12h ago

She got that coochie mold

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u/smurf_diggler 10h ago

I'm Bequeefin this to you.

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u/bobrosswarpaint 11h ago

You about to get repregnetized girl!

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u/farimbabwe 6h ago

I've never even seen the expendables

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u/KuNtY-by-NaTuRe 12h ago

Oh hell yeah bitch

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u/brbgonnabrnit 13h ago

Tell em homeless mike!

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u/Dry_Discount7762 13h ago

He the king!

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u/jexijav776 11h ago

I'm bequeef dis to you

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u/Educational_Royal717 6h ago

We gonna name her MONTESSA!!!

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u/ActiveLong70-1 10h ago

Ooh!! Thats a dildo

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u/CometFiona 3h ago

Coochie mold!