r/WouldYouRather 8h ago

Money/Business You get a million dollars for doing one of these crimes. Which one would you rather do?

49 Upvotes
4577 votes, 2d left
assault a police officer
breaking and entering
strip naked in public
rob a grocery store
skip jury duty
something else (comment below)

r/WouldYouRather 6h ago

Fun Would you rather grow 5cm per year for the rest of your life? Or shrink 5cm for the rest of your life?

14 Upvotes

For example, if you are currently 180cm you would be 280m after 20 years if you grew, or 80cm if you shrunk.


r/WouldYouRather 18h ago

Fun Would you rather receive 5 million dollars but you can’t ever travel 10 Miles away from your home OR be allowed to travel anywhere you want and receive 20K per year for the rest of your life?

87 Upvotes

Basically you would receive $5 Million dollars, under the condition that you NEVER travel beyond 10 miles in any direction of your home that you currently live in. You have 30 days to decide where you want to live and to purchase your home, but once you lock in your choice, there’s no going back. If you require surgery or any medical specialist, one can come to see you at your home. But you can’t go past 10 miles under any circumstances, not to go to a funeral even. If you do, you forfeit the entire 5 million or anything you bought with it and any money accrued from it.

You can purchase your home with the 5 million before the 30 days are up, but you can only use that 5 million to purchase the home and you must commence the challenge as soon as you take possession of the home.

Or..you receive an extra 20K per year for the rest of your life..


r/WouldYouRather 33m ago

Fun WYR Lose 10 years of your life OR Forget everything that's happened the last 15 years

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Option A: Your death date is now 10 years early

Option B: You forget everything, last memories you posses are from 15 years ago


r/WouldYouRather 17m ago

Fun WYR sit on a cake and eat dick or sit on a dick and eat cake

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24 votes, 2d left
Sit on a cake and eat dick
Sit on a dick and eat cake

r/WouldYouRather 13h ago

Fun Would you rather get 15,000$ or have the ability to dispense water?

20 Upvotes

Rules:

You receive 15,000$ in cash that you can use however you want with zero taxes, which completely belongs to you.
There are no catches.
OR:
You get the special ability to dispense fresh water anytime you want out of your body with a total capacity of 500ml. The water keeps coming back at a rate of 10ml per second. The water is totally pure, fresh and safe to drink. You can use the water however you want, your ability works at any time and it also refills its water capacity when you use it constantly. The water contains zero contamination.
Catch: The water comes out of your uretha.

Which one would you choose?


r/WouldYouRather 11h ago

Fun WYR be stuck on a plane next to a cranky toddler that won't shut up, or a timeshare rental salesman who won't shut up?

10 Upvotes
691 votes, 1d left
Toddler
Timeshare salesman

r/WouldYouRather 1h ago

Food WYR drink tea of your choosing for the rest of your life or eat pie of your choosing for the rest of your life?

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r/WouldYouRather 1h ago

Fun WYR, Break your phone or break your big toe?

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You can't always do much for either. Both are an inconvenience. This came to me because I dropped my phone and it landed on my big toe.


r/WouldYouRather 1h ago

Money/Business Would you rather accept this challenge or remain how you are now?

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If you choose this option you must survive off $5,000 for an entire year for the chance to win $10 million

Rules:

  1. You are given $5,000 in cash, you must survive 365 days strictly on just that money.

  2. You are not allowed to recieve help from others (no sleeping on a friends couch, no living with parents etc.)

  3. You will no longer accidentally find any loose change anywhere (no digging in your couches, finding a hidden $20 note etc.)

  4. You cannot have a job or a side hustle, basically anything that can provide income

  5. You are not allowed to recieve gifts or sell items for extra money

  6. If you attempt to rob anyone, the police will instantly appear behind you and arrest you.

  7. You don’t have to worry about anyone robbing you as the same thing will happen if you’re the victim

  8. If you are arrested, you will not be taken to jail and instead be released until after your year is up at which point you will have to suffer the consequences yourself

  9. You are given one pair of pants, a shirt, a winter coat and a pair of thick winter boots

Are you accepting? What’s ur plan for the next year


r/WouldYouRather 10h ago

Fun WYR smoke a cigarette, a cigar, a shisha, a joint, a bong or a vape?

5 Upvotes
186 votes, 1d left
Cigarette
Cigar
Shisha
Joint
Bong
Vape

r/WouldYouRather 1d ago

Superpowers/Magic Would you rather have Superman’s powers but you have to work a 9 to 5 office job or get $50 million?

67 Upvotes

Superman office job - You get all of Superman’s powers including super strength, flight, durability, etc. but in return you must hold a 9-5 typical office job for 40 hours a week. You can still make money with your powers but no matter what you must work your office job until you are at the average retirement age for your country.

$50 million - You get $50 million with no strings attached.

2741 votes, 1d left
Superman office job
$50 million

r/WouldYouRather 3h ago

Career/School/Goals WYR live in North Korea and be rich or live in the USA and be dirt poor?

1 Upvotes

Option one: you are the elite of the elite in North Korea, with a mansion outside Pyongyang as well as a luxury condo in the city. You have connections, lots of money, and even know Kim Jong-Un.

Option two: you’re unemployable and out-of-work in some rundown town in rural Appalachia where even the deadbeats have left cos it’s so empty and draining. You have no money, no bank account, no house, no healthcare access, no social connections, you just squat in someone’s shed.

128 votes, 2d left
Rich in NK
Dirt poor in USA

r/WouldYouRather 20h ago

Fun WYR bet your life on a roulette spin or a 1 mile race against a random civilian who also picked to run?

20 Upvotes

Just one spin on roulette, you pick your color.

OR

The civilian you race 1 mile against will be chosen at random.

The catch is…

The random pool of runners is only comprised of people who also picked the option to race for their life. Meaning, they might be fairly confident in their ability to beat someone in a race.

907 votes, 6d left
Roulette spin
1 mile race against another random willing runner

r/WouldYouRather 21h ago

Ethics/Life & Death If you are destined to live with the memory of a near-death experience, WYR almost die because your plane plummeted from the sky, you almost choked on your food, or you were charged by three pitbulls

24 Upvotes
  1. The plane plummets for a minute before it finally recovers.
  2. The piece of food you choke on is massive, you’re alone, and you feel your self losing consciousness, until you miraculously dislodge it.
  3. The three pit bulls are charging you with stiff, laser focused bodies (a sign that they ain’t playing), they are almost on you, but the owner emerges from the bushes and they miraculously respond to his shouts.
740 votes, 2d left
Plane plummets for a minute
You almost choke on massive chunk of food
Three laser focused pit bulls charge you

r/WouldYouRather 5h ago

Medical/Health WYR be allergic to peanuts or all other nuts?

0 Upvotes

By "all other nuts" I mean tree nuts

69 votes, 1d left
Peanuts
All other nuts

r/WouldYouRather 14h ago

Fun WYR be the protagonist of a horror movie or the antagonist of a superhero movie?

4 Upvotes
  1. You are the protagonist of a horror movie. Your plot armor prevents you from dying, but you will experience horrors unlike any other.

  2. You are the antagonist of a superhero movie. You are destined to, and will, be killed by the superhero.


r/WouldYouRather 16h ago

Fun Who would you rather become?

5 Upvotes
287 votes, 1d left
cannibal with Superman's powers
the cutest bunny in the world

r/WouldYouRather 1d ago

Ethics/Life & Death You landed a new job! WYR find out your new mentor for the month is currently in the KKK, or was convicted of sexual abuse of a minor?

20 Upvotes
1918 votes, 23h left
I'll learn under the KKK mentor
I'll learn under the convicted pedo
Results

r/WouldYouRather 13m ago

Relationships/Personalities/Sex Men of Reddit: Would you rather date your absolute ideal woman in every way, but she has a body count of 1,700, or stay single and sexless for the rest of your life but receive $10 million?

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r/WouldYouRather 1d ago

Superpowers/Magic WYR be spiderman barely any super strength and no spider sense, or be batman without any of the money?

37 Upvotes

Spiderman

You have just enough added strength to websling without ripping your body apart, but that’s as much strength as you get. Your cordination, speed, reflexes, stamina, etc. are all human level. One wrong swing into a wall and you go splat, but as long as you don’t get too cocky you’ll probably be alright.

Batman

You don’t have a batcave. You have one suit and toolbelt that you keep in your closet. You track crime by just looking sifting through a local police scanner. You have a Batmobile parked in your crummy garage, but good luck finding anyone to repair it once it breaks. You are still trained in all of the martial arts that Batman is, and your tactical intelligence is very high like him too. You just don’t know how to make any money.


r/WouldYouRather 18h ago

Superpowers/Magic If somehow you get a time machine, would you rather go to your past or your future?

4 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather 9h ago

Relationships/Personalities/Sex WYR be with someone who loves you completely, or someone you love the most?

0 Upvotes

Option 1: You are with someone who absolutely loves you completely, and is 100% committed. However, your feelings for them is not deeply passionate.

Option 2: You are with your absolute person you love more than anyone else in the world. However, they don't
love you nearly as much as you love them.

Which would you choose and why?

253 votes, 2d left
Option 1
Option 2

r/WouldYouRather 9h ago

Travel Would you rather traffic or diversion?

1 Upvotes

Would you rather be sat in traffic for 20 minutes or take the diversion which takes 20 minutes?

74 votes, 2d left
20 minutes in traffic
20 minute diversion

r/WouldYouRather 17h ago

Fun Would you rather live the life of every human who has ever existed, or live forever?

3 Upvotes

Option 1: You would experience the entire life of every human who has ever lived. You would experience and feel everything they went through.

Option 2: You would live forever as yourself.