r/xertunposting • u/cryinspaghetti • 12d ago

tragic… he peed

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u/Hugyossajt69 a carn ran over me and i fucking died 12d ago

Guys ... What does the censored wors say??

I'm afraid

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u/Objective-Panic-6426 ourplish blorp 12d ago

curse word

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u/Hugyossajt69 a carn ran over me and i fucking died 12d ago

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

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u/Objective-Panic-6426 ourplish blorp 12d ago

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u/Hugyossajt69 a carn ran over me and i fucking died 12d ago

Mrow

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u/Objective-Panic-6426 ourplish blorp 12d ago

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u/Hugyossajt69 a carn ran over me and i fucking died 12d ago

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u/ISwearImAnonymous 12d ago

He shrunk after peeing like a cartoon sponge

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u/Kinetic_Cat 12d ago

This little fucker can hold so much pee you have no idea

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u/fabri_pere 12d ago

The Saac when using Lemon Party

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u/Hugyossajt69 a carn ran over me and i fucking died 12d ago

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u/Acerosaurus 12d ago

Nothing to make fun about 🤬

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u/Dull_File370 12d ago

As you can see, he cannot hold much pee, that's why he let's it all out

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u/Pankosmanko ourplish blorp 12d ago

This is his new cellmate

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u/Imaginary-Ruin-4127 12d ago

Hes innocent and a hero for trying to take blame, i did that sry

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u/TFWYourNamesTaken 11d ago

The patient appears to have a flesh wound, could we get a skin graft please?