I, "Spencer 261120" (1M, brown tabby and white) live in a government apartment. My son "Remus 261125" lives in another government apartment in the same cell block apartment complex. Before that we lived with Cranky Lady in Meowmy's apartment after Meowmy left. Then Cranky Lady dropped us off at the jail government apartment building.

Anyway, at first I was terrified of the government apartment and the housekeeping staff. But now I've learned how to get a lot of extra snacks from them: they tip me with treatos or churu for singing The Songs Of My People. These songs are very culturally important to me so I'm passing them on to my son (I got separated from my daughters by the housekeeping staff). So my son and I have been singing duets to keep our cultural heritage alive. They go something like this:

MEOW ^meow MEOOW ^mewmewmew MEOWOWOWWWW

You get the picture. Anyway, the housekeepers keep complaining about it.

AWTC for trying to keep our culture alive??

Loki. Big boy like tiger. Orange. Has tail.

Mummy and Dada gets up early before Mr Sun wake up birds go tweet not in house place.

And Mummy goes Loki Mummy go on plane to see frien and be back.

I tend not hear and do one yawn and no big boy Loki that bigggggg stretch and tends go back sleep and not give no kisses.

You know why Loki give no kisses and tends to sleep cos frien has oh my gosh big dog wif teef and eyes and says bark.

I thinks that mummy will run and hides cos I tells her dog over road yells and does swear words and dogs are looking with eyes.

Mummy no listen so I no listen.

But am I naughty cos I tend to sleep cos mummy no listen.