Many things, including:

Molasses

Soy honey glazed chicken skewers

An old toffee apple which has partially oxidised

Dog poop on soles of boots which have zig zag grooves that you resort to using the end of a broken match stick to help you get that sticky poop off

Tan, mid and dark brown paint which has not yet dried

Gorilla brand brown duct tape (the underside)

The hand of a chimpanzee that has dipped his hand in EITHER honey OR molasses

Wood putty

Chocolate icing on a donut

Chocolate icing on a cake

The hand of a chimpanzee that has been eating undercooked, soft, squishy brownies and who tends to have too tight a grip when handling food

I mean, there's so many things.

I always get the words mixed up and don’t know which one is which

Lentils and chickpeas are both healthy legumes, but lentils have more protein and iron while chickpeas have a firmer texture and more healthy fats.

I’m having an existential crisis

A swimming horse.

If you think the answer was "seahorse," then know that seahorses are a type of fish that only resembles horses. They are completely not related to horses.

To keep their pants up.

He's just chilling out. Leave him be.

Get in the car Robin

Jose and Carlos

This was three days ago. He just died. I guess we’ll never know if he actually knew.

Ahmed the Gerbil went to the local saloon and ordered a piece of blueberry pie.

Dr. Timothy W. Schnitzel, the saloon viceroy, handed him a zucchini stuffed with rice and a bottle of room temperature cider.

Ahmed the gerbil turned to Monique Wu, the saloon cashier and said: shoot him for me will ya?

Monique Wu pulled out a 38 and shot Dr. Schnitzel in the balls.

Ahmed the gerbil stood up and screamed: I WAS ONLY KIDDING YOU STUPID KRAUT!

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And now the punchline: Dr. Timothy W. Schnitzel gets up and says: Relax, I always wear a bulletproof vest around my balls.

Those who belong to the first type and those who belong to the second

He does not know whewre to go. He is starving to death.

Suddenly, he seas a pirate ship.

He says "oh fiddle sticks!"

Answer: A lion.

The dog was on a leash

The local answered "In a balloon."

I heard that Trump signed a new executive order banning shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again

2 men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

"Time to start my shift", he said.

🤣 😂 😂 😂 😂 NOTHING AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME OR BREAK ME BESIDES GOD

I said no. “Wanna know what makes you look fat? Fat.”