r/AntiJokes • u/That_5_Something • 2d ago

Humpy Dumpy sat on a wall

He's just chilling out. Leave him be.

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u/MinFootspace 2d ago

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

Now let's hope he has a good winter too.

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u/bc00pr 2d ago

All the king’s horses buttfucked all the king’s men, and the king’s men went to the hospital again (due to anal bleeding).

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u/RoddMcTodd 2d ago

He was having egg roll.

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u/Dull_Investigator358 2d ago

All benches were taken.

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u/itsthe5thhm 1d ago

But no one talks about how he got up there, those people should be held accountable.