New Sobek City: A construction site in the middle of nowhere in Egypt, yeah, no. Zero access to water, no food, no Air Conditioning, and there’s a bunch of explosions going off around me for zero reason.
Operation Firestorm: Why the f*ck would ANYONE live here? The boredom will probably kill me before the air quality does.
Empire State: First of all, I am NOT living right next to a traffic heavy street in New York. Second, half the place got destroyed by a cruise missile.
Siege of Cairo: A traffic bonanza, cramped streets, hot Cairo heat, and I’m a stone's throw away from all crazy countries in the Middle East. I’d rather get blown up fighting for Pax Armata than get blown up by a stray missile sent from Tehran or Tel Aviv.
Blackwell Fields: It’s in California, that’s all I have to say. Terrible air quality, miserable housing market, a disgrace to environmental aesthetics.
Cairo Bazaar: Nicer than Siege of Cairo, but still, I’m right in the middle of all the crazy countries.
Eastwood: Better than Blackwell Fields, but it’s California. Nice golf course though.
Mirak Valley: In the left corner, we have a village that was artillery shelled into oblivion, in the center, there’s two random construction sites. The intact village on the right and the farm hard carry this.
Wake Island: Nice view, easy water access, plenty of places to visit. Small problem, where do I live? On the aircraft carrier?
Liberation Peak: Nice view, cozy little village, no one to bother you. But it would probably be pretty cold, so it goes here.
Manhattan Bridge: Nicer neighborhood than Empire State, nice little market area, easy access to the bridge + view of the harbor.
Contaminated: Disregarding the hallucinogenic gas on the horizon, seems like a nice place. Old military installations to explore, nice view of the mountains, solid place. You could make plenty of YouTube videos of you just exploring the place.
Hagental Base: Always wanted to live in a bunker.
Iberian Offensive: Nice place if you ignore the apocalyptic fire rapidly approaching your location. You can explore the historic old town of Gibraltar, easy park access, and everything is close together, so you don’t have to walk much.
Saint’s Quarter: Excellent color, great location, the people are nice, and easy access to everything you’d need.
Railway To Golmud: Beautiful view, plenty of space to walk around, you can enjoy the railroad crossing, and you can ride dirtbikes!
Tsuru Reef: Literal paradise. Luxury Hotel? Check. Beachside Village? Check. Beautiful view of the ocean? Check? Exotic Seafood Joints? Check. I went there with my squad after killing some Paxies down in the Pacific. Fun time for the whole gang.