Think about all the legends, right? we have a bunch of furry legends, a lot of tomboy girl legends, and the vast majority of the male character roster are rugged and muscular dudes. We have only two twink legends, that being caspian and Jiro, and these were released years ago. I think now that Qinghua follows the cute anime girl type, we could have a new legend that would follow the twink archetype to fill in a niche or to look different than the other legends. I mean look at aurus, he doesnt have anything unique about him outside of being a gladiator. What are your thoughts? Do you think I'm right? Raise your hands if you agree with me.
90% of that is just the character model, every legend follows the same model. Twinks, realistically, don’t have a place in the roster. The game takes place in Valhalla, the roster is a composed of “fierce” “warriors” who “died bravely” in battle. Don’t see how a twink makes his way into Valhalla.
Like who? As far as I’m the only ones who can get into Valhalla without dying have been asuri and Teros who were personally selected by Brynn. I haven’t checked up on lore for most recent legends but afaik, you can’t just walk into Valhalla randomly for no reason.
It also says just before that “roaming the heavens came naturally to Qinghua” last I checked heaven indicates afterlife. Then it follows saying she missed her exit and fell near the bridge and when tale of it spread, they (ultimately just Odin) decided he wanted her in Valhalla, so she went.
I feel like when we have characters such as Brynn and Nix who can come and go from Valhalla ss they please, it's less an afterlife as it is another dimension that acts similarly to an afterlife.
I feel like this is just homophobia twin 😭 like what makes you believe a twink can't be a brave warrior? Like what are yoy even talking abt "Yk I can believe Ray-man but I draw the line at a pretty gay man" like, what?
I never even mentioned that. Rayman is literally a crossover who just so happened to get his own legend, what are you on about? Going straight to homophobia😭😭 gtfo
Your take still doesn't make sense, please explain why a twink can't be brave warrior or on of the many mythological being that just walk into Valhalla as they please. Also yea 💀 your argument has homophobic roots what abt being a twink makes you incapable of being a brave warrior, that's a common stereotype that gay men are weak and cowardly?
I didn’t say it makes one incapable, simply implying it is unlikely given the nature of the roster that we already have. Most of them are assassins and brutes, the only ones with slim builds are the females, and even some of them have brut-ish builds/backgrounds, Jhala, Chel, just to name some. Don’t know what you mean by them just walking in, that’s not how it works my guy💀. No, my argument doesn’t stem from homophobia, just the evidence in front of me. You took a debate and somehow made it about homophobia, when it had nothing to do with it.
Brother assassins tend to have slim builds in designs, we have slim dudes in the game already. Characters like caspian, jiro or dusk aren't exactly bulky. And if we can have slim women we can have slim men the gender dosen’t particularly change the ability to be a slim warrior 💀. Just make them an assassin or mage or something. Idk I just don't see how this argument makes a lick of sense without either stereotyping or just being very selective with the aforementioned evidence right in front of you.
"Don’t know what you mean by them just walking in, that’s not how it works my guy💀." Hyperbole for the sake of making the scentence funny. Multiple characters just have access to Valhalla for one reason or another without dying. Except for Bodvar, who if I remember correctly literally did just break in.
Assassins also tend to have very toned bodies. They aren’t twinks and have more muscle mass than a defined twink, you’re not making sense. I’ve never seen a good assassin that is just skin and bone. I am stereotyping what a warrior is seen as, and it isn’t the build of a twink, I have nothing against them but that’s just how it is. Idk what you mean by being selective when I’ve been referring to the roster as a whole.
And as far as having access goes that’s for the higher beings, unlike Bodvar who did break in, Orion technically arrived on a meteor, Brynn was born there and is a Valkyrie, Nix is the grim reaper and she leaves as she needs, Zariel is a literal higher being above titles like angel and was sent there by another god.
What do you think a twink is? You don't have to be literally skin and bones to be a twink, dude. Twinks are just slim, pretty lookin, queer dude with very little body hair. You can be kinda cut or toned and still be a twink so long as you don't have a ton of muscle mass. If Caspian or Dusk were confirmed lgbt in some way they would absolutely count as twinks. Now I don't think you're being selective or stereotyping, just had a confusion in the definitions lol. I still don't agree there's no room for a super skinny skin and bones character as like a mage of some sort but I see what you were saying at least, much less of a precedent set for that.
I totally forgot thag abt Orion and Zariel (Zariel would also count as a twink if he's queer). But yes those individuals are the ones I was referring to, I honestly find it intresting when they add characters that break the rules for one reason or another
I do! I have a twink body and have been in like, various physical altercations. I'm good at fighting, while being thin w lean muscle!
If I fought a bear, it would tear me in half long ways. I still think I should be allowed into Valhalla, tho. It's about the fighting spirit,, not the fighters.
LMAO, you ain’t getting into Valhalla bud😭 I’m talking lifetimes of nothing but battle and war, these guys that get into Valhalla would maul a bear, unironically.
In Brawlhalla? Yeah. It's fiction. Of course they have bear-level warriors and beyond.
In life, you get there by dying in battle. You lose your life in combat, and you are welcomed to the Halls. In history, this was rhetoric designed to keep a warring group in war. They pillaged. They wanted their men to continue to pillage,, so the promise of an afterlife was born.
Also in real life, I would be welcomed before you🤭
In real-life there were men back then capable of taking on a bear probably with a weapon or two. Bold of you to make that assumption when you don’t know me💀
Bold of you to be so callously incorrect. Vikings have been improperly defined and believed. A full grown grizzly in a 1v1 beats almost any human that has ever lived.
Humans are pack hunters, individual warriors are rare, and the composure to fight a bear is not an easy task. Imagine trying to ready a weapon while a frothing bear is diving towards you.
It's rough. I've been in fist fights with pit bulls, man. Even back then ain't no one tanking a bear in solos. Sorry
I'm not trying to be upsetting, but you are just incorrect. In 90% of situations it's bear on top. Ofc there's possibility for that last 10%,, that's chance and variables.
too much to ask for from BMG. you’ll take your 1 or 2 cool legend designs out of every 5 legends released. + they would prob get $$ off of making some skin or legend like OP wants lmao
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u/AmericanPragmatism ‼️‼️ 1d ago
they hated him for he spoke the truth