How is this fella supposed to get us to ride with him if he doesn't include how big of a plug he uses? Smh.

I still wish I knew how to ride...

While also unironically blasting darude - sandstorm so loud you couldn’t hear the pedestrian asking if you were ok

Doesnt matter who's at fault. After totalling my 1k when I went for a multi car pass and a car made a turn in front of me I hit them and I am getting a settlement. CHP said I was to blame in their report. Most people I know I showed the video to said it was my fault. Still getting paid. States like Cali dont work on a 100% fault system. So as long as the other driver had some part in the accident you will get paid something. Also I could have got alot more of I went to the hospital right away and played the injured card but my dumbass thought I was fine and went right back to work and only go to minimal medical appointments.

I don't know who needs to read this. I enjoy riding fast like every other enthusiast out there. But I was the other day driving me car in me middle lane minding me own business, and this squid came flying his leader bike doing illegal speeds. Listen kiddos, triple digit speeds belong to the racetrack you're putting all us in danger you have to be aware. Some vehicle may not be seein you because at that speed you become invisible and you'll be all dead.

I’m 27 and I’ve been riding Dildos for 10 years now. I’ve had a 6 inch Dildo, an 8 inch Dildo, a 12 inch Dildo, and a 25 inch bad dragon. And what I’m currently riding? A 4 inch Dildo and it’s by far my favorite Dildo I’ve ever owned. I really enjoy just bouncing around on a small nimble Dildo that’s great for any situation. I don’t meet a lot of people that feel this way though.

Im on a drz400sm and sit downs are becoming easy af. I feel planted and have a good sense of how high I am and feel for the rear brake at all times. Staggerds idk. I never feel stable doing them and dont have the same touch for the rear brake when my leg is straight. I usually hear people say staggerds are easier but in my experience they never feel natural but maybe its cause im 5'8 and can barely reach the brake when doing them. Any advice?

Idk if this is the place for tips but I’m definitely having confidence issues keeping the throttle up.

Ninja 500 🫣

Edit: I didn't even consider the forks as an issue, I think a bigger butt plug will help me be gentler when coming down.

Don’t be giant pussies like the other sub nobody was hurt in this crash.

How do you back out of a downward butthole?

I am a new rider. Currently own a Siberian husky dildo. I was riding my dildo when I came a cross a really scenic view. Hastly, I turned my dildo towards the parking lot and parked my ass. This is where things got a little interesting for me. As I was trying to cum, I could not move it back. It was at a slightly downward slope and I could hardly move it back an inch. There was no space for me to make a 3 point turn (riding my dildo in the middle of two cars). I couldn't really figure out how to back out. It is a heavy dildo and I am not sure how i would have backed out without someone actually pulling it from the back. I feel like there should be a reverse gear for this situation. I would have been stuck all night if it wasn't for a gentleman offering to help pull it back. Any tips or videos to help in situation would be appreciated :)

Old picture I found of me and the boys

I’m going on a pretty long cock ride tomorrow with my boyfriend and for some reason I’ve had this weird uneasy feeling in my balls all day.

It’s hard to explain but something just feels off. Nothing specific happened and I’m not usually this anxious before riding schlong so I don’t really know where it’s coming from.

Have you ever felt like this before a big dick ride?

After every session, my ride keeps getting hotter and hotter and the over all aroma gets heavy while the humidity drips all over us, and all the while I’m trying to catch my breath, my ride keeps jiggling my nuts while I try to keep the pace with others. No matter what I do, my nuts always end up hurting and I’m unable to do it while my ride keeps begging to be ridden like it should. What should I do?