r/CalamariRaceTeam 6h ago

Retard Speed and control

0 Upvotes

I don't know who needs to read this. I enjoy riding fast like every other enthusiast out there. But I was the other day driving me car in me middle lane minding me own business, and this squid came flying his leader bike doing illegal speeds. Listen kiddos, triple digit speeds belong to the racetrack you're putting all us in danger you have to be aware. Some vehicle may not be seein you because at that speed you become invisible and you'll be all dead.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 6h ago

Didn't know y'all traveled this far north

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90 Upvotes

How is this fella supposed to get us to ride with him if he doesn't include how big of a plug he uses? Smh.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 22h ago

fake and possibly gay Your gay girl is at it again šŸ’…

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193 Upvotes

I still wish I knew how to ride...


r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

Now which one of you was this?

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138 Upvotes

While also unironically blasting darude - sandstorm so loud you couldn’t hear the pedestrian asking if you were ok


r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

belongs in r/moto Get a lawyer after an accident

10 Upvotes

Doesnt matter who's at fault. After totalling my 1k when I went for a multi car pass and a car made a turn in front of me I hit them and I am getting a settlement. CHP said I was to blame in their report. Most people I know I showed the video to said it was my fault. Still getting paid. States like Cali dont work on a 100% fault system. So as long as the other driver had some part in the accident you will get paid something. Also I could have got alot more of I went to the hospital right away and played the injured card but my dumbass thought I was fine and went right back to work and only go to minimal medical appointments.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER A lil bit of off-roading

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259 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

fake and possibly gay Ass up

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579 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Golden shower :)

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87 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

How the fuck yall do staggerds?

4 Upvotes

Im on a drz400sm and sit downs are becoming easy af. I feel planted and have a good sense of how high I am and feel for the rear brake at all times. Staggerds idk. I never feel stable doing them and dont have the same touch for the rear brake when my leg is straight. I usually hear people say staggerds are easier but in my experience they never feel natural but maybe its cause im 5'8 and can barely reach the brake when doing them. Any advice?


r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

🫪 Does anyone actually prefer smaller Dildos?

83 Upvotes

I’m 27 and I’ve been riding Dildos for 10 years now. I’ve had a 6 inch Dildo, an 8 inch Dildo, a 12 inch Dildo, and a 25 inch bad dragon. And what I’m currently riding? A 4 inch Dildo and it’s by far my favorite Dildo I’ve ever owned. I really enjoy just bouncing around on a small nimble Dildo that’s great for any situation. I don’t meet a lot of people that feel this way though.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

BAD WHEELIES Any tips for one handers? Want to be able to jerk my boys off while riding

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60 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

clown Brooom broooooom

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32 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

hoes are definitely mad Finally a straight, forcing my buttplug feel good

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0 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

Full Moon Out Tn

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25 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

***WARNING*** REALLY LAME CONTENT ***WARNING*** *LAME CONTENT WARNING* How’s this for day two?

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145 Upvotes

Idk if this is the place for tips but I’m definitely having confidence issues keeping the throttle up.

Ninja 500 🫣

Edit: I didn't even consider the forks as an issue, I think a bigger butt plug will help me be gentler when coming down.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

going straight and fast is a skill Cbr1000rr straight pipe flyby

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109 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

It’s okay to laugh at this it was me

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386 Upvotes

Don’t be giant pussies like the other sub nobody was hurt in this crash.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

How do you back out of a downward butthole?

50 Upvotes

How do you back out of a downward butthole?

I am a new rider. Currently own a Siberian husky dildo. I was riding my dildo when I came a cross a really scenic view. Hastly, I turned my dildo towards the parking lot and parked my ass. This is where things got a little interesting for me. As I was trying to cum, I could not move it back. It was at a slightly downward slope and I could hardly move it back an inch. There was no space for me to make a 3 point turn (riding my dildo in the middle of two cars). I couldn't really figure out how to back out. It is a heavy dildo and I am not sure how i would have backed out without someone actually pulling it from the back. I feel like there should be a reverse gear for this situation. I would have been stuck all night if it wasn't for a gentleman offering to help pull it back. Any tips or videos to help in situation would be appreciated :)


r/CalamariRaceTeam 5d ago

A Compilation Of My Crashes🫩

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133 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER This sub be like

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92 Upvotes

Old picture I found of me and the boys


r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

CUCK My balls hurt after riding

36 Upvotes

After every session, my ride keeps getting hotter and hotter and the over all aroma gets heavy while the humidity drips all over us, and all the while I’m trying to catch my breath, my ride keeps jiggling my nuts while I try to keep the pace with others. No matter what I do, my nuts always end up hurting and I’m unable to do it while my ride keeps begging to be ridden like it should. What should I do?


r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

CUCK Do you ever get a bad feeling before a long dick ride?

88 Upvotes

I’m going on a pretty long cock ride tomorrow with my boyfriend and for some reason I’ve had this weird uneasy feeling in my balls all day.

It’s hard to explain but something just feels off. Nothing specific happened and I’m not usually this anxious before riding schlong so I don’t really know where it’s coming from.

Have you ever felt like this before a big dick ride?


r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

Grabbed The Throttle Upside DownšŸ˜“

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68 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 7d ago

HADDALAYERDOWN Hello fellow gays

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167 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 7d ago

Retard tiktok riders

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0 Upvotes

completely stock zx10, stretched it, says there’s no point in any gear and he only wears a helmet due to wind, and says there’s no point in leaning and it’s ā€œjust added dangerā€ and there’s no point, fancy way of saying he can’t ride for shit, surely if u care about added danger u would wear gear 🤦