r/CapeCod 3d ago

Chatham Bars That Aren’t Packed?

Staying out here for the weekend with some friends, we’re mid-late 20s, looking for a place to get drinks where you can sit and maybe hear the person you’re sitting next to without screaming. Always been a small dive bar guy honestly. Tried the squire last night and the it pretty much wore me out in about 10 minutes of shoulder bumping and going “WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

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u/PiccoloFast9878 3d ago

I’ve heard the beachcomber is a sleeper

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u/Revolutionary-Pea576 3d ago

The Beachcomber is definitely a dive and I like it but it’s also definitely going to be crowded. The whole indoor / outdoor thing might make the noise more manageable though?

They have live music too, so check to see if there’s a band / ticket / cover charge on the night you want to go.

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u/ChemistVegetable7504 3d ago

You understand sarcasm. /s

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u/Revolutionary-Pea576 3d ago

lol, have I found myself in an r/whoosh situation?

I stand by my assessment of the Beachcomber as a dive bar that is definitely not quiet.

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u/SpicyTriceratops 3d ago

Bomb shelter Wellfleet

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u/Jewboy-Deluxe 3d ago

Laurino’s in Brewster, Yardarm in Orleans.

The Woodshed in Brewster has always been the best dive bar but it won’t be as quiet as the other two

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u/ArttyG12 3d ago

Gotta be the red nun if you want to stay in town, but might get loud (not like the squire tho).  TKs isn’t far if you want a sports bar.

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u/Ejmct 3d ago

It's the Cape in August. Places are going to be packed, especially in Chatham.

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u/twdvermont 3d ago

Aplaya tiki bar is pretty fun if you want to be downtown. The Red Nun if you want to stay closer to downtown, but are okay leaving main street. If you are okay with driving a bit, Mom & Pop's has a good beer selection.

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u/ArmyDad2403 3d ago

I think you will have to leave downtown Chatham. There’s Elwood’s raw bar up in North Chatham on 28, a small but sweet bar at Pain D’Avignon cafe on Crowell Rd. And west of Chatham on 28 in Harwich are Dive, and the bar at Brax Landing in South Harwich. Havent been to Dive.

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u/YossarianGolgi 3d ago

I think Dive closes early to serve as a bar.

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u/talk_birdy_2_me 3d ago

Chatham Squire, a real locals only hidden gem

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u/1GrouchyCat Dennis 2d ago

😂😂😂🤡

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u/Beagles-rule 2d ago

Come to West Chatham: Margaritas and live music at Dogfish Taco, a selection of beer and wine (and two signature drinks) at Mom & Pops, and a casual bar at Chatham Moods. They all have great food and you can walk from one to the other.

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u/Acceptable_Young4724 17h ago

Ya the red nun is more of a local dive

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u/CatasterousNatterbox 3d ago

You could try the Goose, I’m not sure how loud it gets but it’s got to be better than the Squire

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u/GrooveBat 3d ago

That’s a decent place for a cocktail. OP, the bar at Pates is also nice and very manageable from the noise level perspective, but it might be a little fancier than what you are going for. Also a bit farther out of the town center area.

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u/alexanderzlenz 3d ago

Block and Tackle wellfleet

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u/Alternative_Towel_88 3d ago

red nun, best bar in town and it’s not close

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u/1GrouchyCat Dennis 2d ago

Just to be clear, you’re talking about the red nun in Chatham, not Dennis Port …

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u/mtaspenco 3d ago

Quieter dive bars

Jake Rooneys in Harwich
Brax landing outside patio. Harwich
Sailing Cow Dennis.

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u/CapeNative 3d ago

Can we really call those dive bars?

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u/Realistic_Echo3392 2d ago

If you didn't mind going to Hyannis Duck Inn Pub.

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u/sludgelover420 2d ago

Be so fr