r/CongratsLikeImFive • u/DADDEBKLYN • 11h ago
Really proud of myself My fart interrupted the teacher mid-lesson during class
i was always that kid who released silent but deadly farts in class since the school food had my stomach feel a certain kind of way, just felt like sharing this real quick lol
in 6th grade, i was in my seat doing ELA group work with some of my classmates while the teacher was giving us a lesson. all of sudden, i felt the urge to fart and i decided to release the beast and it turned out to be silent but DEADLY. after a few seconds, my classmates started to make disgusted looks wondering where that horrible smell was coming from. the teacher also smelt it and stopped talking in the middle of his lesson, walking over to our table. he said "what is this smell over here?" and asked who the farting vigilante was. my group looked at each other and one of my partners turned to me and said, "did you fart?" i was trying so hard not to laugh and i immediately said no. i guess she believed me and turnt back around to look at the rest of the group. the teacher was STILL questioning about the repulsive smell since it lingered for a while but nobody else said a word and sooner enough, he walked back to the front of the class and continued on with the lesson like nothing ever happened. it felt so relieving to know that they never caught the culprit! ðŸ˜ðŸ’¨