r/ContagiousLaughter • u/farsiderules • 5d ago
Agreeing with everything
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u/AtheistTheConfessor 5d ago
Incredible laugh
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u/Over_Drawer1199 5d ago
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u/Call-Me-Mr-Speed 5d ago
He’s going to be so disappointed when he finds out the truth, but that was funny!
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u/Atheist_Republican 5d ago
Well now she's gotta follow through with it.
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u/BandicootTreeline 5d ago
Her waxing professional hopes she indeed does not follow through
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u/Atheist_Republican 5d ago
Huh? Why not? Butthole waxing is quick, easy money. Literally takes minutes for $$$.
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u/BandicootTreeline 5d ago
Maybe “following through” is a slang term where I live… it means to defecate when farting unexpectedly to put it as politely as possible.
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u/Atheist_Republican 5d ago
Yea, that is definitely not common parlance, buddy.
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u/BandicootTreeline 5d ago
Fellow Brits will know what it means, Aussies too
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u/hardstripe 5d ago edited 5d ago
Isn't this the same couple where she pranked him with drinking soy sauce with a straw at dinner? His reaction and laugh is absolutely epic.
Edit: YES! I found it. https://www.reddit.com/r/InnocentPranks/s/prioXEdU64
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u/sackie_b 5d ago
Ah I just saw them in another skit where she pranked him and he took it so well, but I am blanking on details right now lmao His laugh is contagious and oh no recognizable.
I hope their relationship outside of social media is as precious as it seems during these pranks.
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u/siriushendrix 5d ago edited 5d ago
Was it the one where she got his name tattooed on her face? I think that’s the same couple?
ETA: Here it is
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u/harpy_1121 5d ago
Lmao that was good.
“If I ever wanna cover it up I’ll just get bangs…. I almost got it on my neck”
“That almost would have been better!” 🤣
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u/manguzo 5d ago
As a person who has actually chugged a bottle of soy sauce that size on a bet... Don't do it unless you want your heart to beat a million times a minute for 5 days, near instant vomiting and diarrhea for multiple days along with hallucinations.
At least I got the $10 though.
I should note I was also maybe 14 when I did it.
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u/just_a_person_maybe 4d ago
It can also just straight up kill you. That amount of sodium is extremely toxic.
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u/DinklanThomas 5d ago
This made me crack the fuck up.
His first guess was getting your asshole waxed?!
Did you leave a lil....? Fucking DEAD 💀
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u/CallsignKook 5d ago
Well he also said “you actually went through with it?!” Which tells me they already talked about it recently lol
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u/Outrageous-Half3505 5d ago
Lmao! Yes, when he said he couldn't believe she paid 200 to get her bootyhole waxed 😆 I knew this was a discussion hahaha
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u/Sansnom01 5d ago
What's is he saying ? A little tip?
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u/TheGiediPrime 5d ago
A lil toot!
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u/DinklanThomas 5d ago
I thought he was asking if like when ladies get theyre hoohah waxed, they might leave a little, like a strip or patch so theyre not completely bare.
I thought he was asking if she did the same for her brown eye. I still wish to believe this is true.
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u/AshlynR0se 5d ago
"I gotta go take some Advil" had me dead y'all 🤣🤣🤣
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u/iWentRogue 5d ago
Good to know, it’s not just me. Sometimes laughing too hard makes me a bit lightheaded and gives me a bit of a headache.
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u/herefromyoutube 5d ago
“Babe be for real did you leave a little [?]
What?
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u/HamptonsBorderCollie 5d ago
Tip. But his accent made it Teeeeayp.
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u/hurkledurklelurker 5d ago
Toot — he said right before that “imagine if you farted! Be honest, did ya leave a little toot?”
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u/HamptonsBorderCollie 5d ago
I like yours better. I swear I heard tip, but let's go with toot. Final answer.
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u/mca1169 5d ago
that guys laugh is legendary. I can only imagine how hard she laughed after showing him the video later.
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u/Dx-Human_NOS 5d ago
When he answered the phone: 27 year old
When he started laughing: 85 year old
Edit: OMG when he hung up: 45 YEAR OLD
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u/KangarooDowntown4640 5d ago edited 5d ago
awww hahaha 😂 your smile is contagious too. You guys sound really fun
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u/Malawigold2342 5d ago
Her smile def made me smile right off the bat before anything was even said lol
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u/Chewcocca 5d ago
>tfw people start talking to a reddit repost like it's gonna start talking back
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u/TheDukeofArgyll 5d ago
It’s always sweet when you can tell how much love people have for each other just in the way they talk.
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u/GakuGiyuu 5d ago
Is this the same couple where she pretended to tattoo his name on her forehead?
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u/Butterbracket 5d ago
Option 1: She's pregnant.
Option 2: Waxed her bumhole.
Quite the mental journey.....
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u/icbint 5d ago
Is he 12 years old lmao
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u/umyninja 5d ago
Nah it’s just fake
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u/hayz00s 5d ago
You got downvoted, but taking 2 seconds to look at their page tells you it’s true lol. “#marriedlife #couple #goals #funny #viral”, etc.
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u/GoodGame2EZ 5d ago
How does that prove anything other than they want clicks. You can market real reactions.
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u/Desperate-Mistake955 5d ago
I’m just imagining “are you pregnant?” Yes. “Are you keeping it?” Yes. “You know I said I didn’t want it” yes.
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u/mehowski10 5d ago
What's he playing?
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u/tortilini-houdini 5d ago
Droid tycoon, pretty sure it’s a Fortnite game. Could be mistaken.
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u/ouralarmclock 5d ago
Whelp, I’m officially out of it because I don’t understand how a game has games.
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u/Mr_Roblcopter 5d ago
Gmod.
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u/ouralarmclock 5d ago
No I understand there are game creation games, but I wasn’t aware that Fortnite had sub games within it
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u/secretly_opossum 5d ago
Could just be a play mode?
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u/tortilini-houdini 5d ago
Yes they have different islands is what they call it. One of them being droid tycoon. Basically just build a droid empire, seems pretty popular with 20k playing rn.
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u/Jumpy_Importance2368 4d ago
I was waiting for the “I can’t wait til you get home” 🤣. This shit was hilarious
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u/mwerichards 5d ago
I would have been with it until that first bit of guess and then it skips. Feels setup but to each their own.
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u/AC1colossus 5d ago
If I did this, my GF would become exasperated immediately and declare "I'm not guessing, just tell me wtf you're calling about"
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u/Sea-Independence7026 2d ago
God being immature is the best! Why do women try and get us to grow up!!!??
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u/moxipudy 2d ago
Are they in ig or TikTok? Can someone share their handle? Wonder if they post often. Fun videos
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u/TotalCoconut 5d ago
I'm sitting here, waiting to be amused, still sitting here, waiting here to be amused.
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u/Eskimodo_Dragon 5d ago
Go back to whatever repressed, likely conservative, religious hole you crawled out of and let us have our fun. In the end we'll all burn in hell like we're supposed to do... you know, for all those sins.
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u/TotalCoconut 5d ago
Not american, atheist, gay aro ace, sad to see this generalization.
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u/PowerSamurai 5d ago
God you sound miserable. No need to try to spread that shit around, keep it to yourself.
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