Why won't they let me talk to them?!

I just bought the drink package on a weekend Carnival cruise. Time to get rowdy. Am I less likely to get the USGC and FBI to arrest me for fighting if I am Dimond status? I've blown more than my cruise fare on the casino trying to get enough comps for a free cruise. Well, I've succeeded. Now I want to get my buddy a discounted cruise.... So I'm gonna fight him and hopefully, they will give the victim (him) a discount. What do you think?

I think she was better off not doing that challenge…

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I would like to speak to John Heald about this.

I am triple diamond status and have a cruise that’s supposed to leave on Sunday from Italy, but now I’m finding out that cruise lines are shutting down for no reason. AND THEY HAVE THE NERVE to wait 20 minutes before emailing me to offer me a full refund. I’m sorry, a full refund won’t cut it! It’s their fault that there’s a pandemic, not mine. I require at least a 300% refund and free upgrades for life because I am the only one affected by this.

Personally, I allow 5 minutes maximum and I’m turning your stuff in to a crew member or tossing it over the side of the ship. Even if I have my own chair, it’s principle. Unacceptable to waste a chair for your nonsense!!!

I’m so sick of seeing all these alcoholics taking advantage of the drink package and getting DRUNK. No reason you should be having more than 2 drinks a day. Get your life together if you’re going to cruise!!!!!!

A Facebook group I’m in (serious cruisers only so don’t even ask to join) said our cruise went WAY down in price. Obviously I called the cruise line and demanded the lower rate and they only gave me OBC??? Seriously?!? I’m a black belted diamond opal member and this is how they treat me? Any advice???

I booked an interior guarantee cabin and this is my first time traveling on this line. What are my chances of getting upgraded to a suite?

I booked airfare into FLL on Southwest because Delta into MIA was $50 more. I'm flying in day of cruise and our flight lands at 2:30. Cruise departs from Port of Miami. What's the fastest and cheapest way to get to the port?

I mean, not buying it saves me enough to pay for another cruise anyway. And besides, I’m only 60 obese and have a bad heart what could go wrong?

I mean, I'm going to a couple of foreign countries, but I'm leaving from and returning to AMERICA. Why would I go to the hassle of getting a passport?