r/Damnthatsinteresting 25d ago

Video A peruvian long haired guinea pig.

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u/grungegoth 25d ago

I unknowingly ate guinea pig at a hotel buffet in Quito

tastes like ... small birds, or chicken

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u/CitizenHuman 25d ago

My dad also unknowingly ate it like 40 years ago. He was told it was rabbit.

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u/slackfrop 25d ago

Yeah, cuy. Very common in Peru. I declined trying it.

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u/Flylatino24 25d ago

I’m Peruvian and I’ll decline to eat it. Heck no

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u/rguerraf 25d ago

They lived their full lives and the farmer takes care of the children with top quality feed.

They are harvested with more care than all the animals we eat every day.

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u/shane-parks 25d ago

This is absolutely not true. I am in the Sacred Valley and there is a cuy farm in front of my house.

They live in their own feces, it smells terrible. The owners feed them the cheapest food possible. They are slaughtered after a few months as soon as they can have babies and get to 700g+. They could live a lot longer.

Why lie about this?

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u/Skratt79 25d ago

You are generalizing, I have seen them breed in Ecuador and they only feed them fresh cut grasses and fresh fruits. But like any animal there are different farming conditions from one place to another.

The same conditions you saw for those cuy I have seen for cows here in a California Dairy farm.

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u/shane-parks 25d ago

I am not passing judgements on eating meat. People may choose for themselves. However you accuse me of generalizing when in fact you made a blanket statement that is frankly patently absurd. I've lived in Peru for more than a decade and traveled all over Ecuador, Peru, Chile, Bolivia, and Columbia.

Sure they are fed grass, because it's cheap. But generally fruit isn't given to cuy unless it's fruit humans wont buy or eat. Again because it's cheap. I've seen more than a hundred Cuy farms as an environmental activist, not only one. This is universally true. Cuy are harvested young, fed efficiently for profit, and kept in enclosures to ensure they are easy to catch and keep predators away, again for profit. Nothing about that is any better or worse than chicken or cattle factory farming.

Your comment made it sound as if Cuy farming is some noble and humane form of farming when in fact it is the same as any other farming business built for maximum profit and economic efficency.

The answer to my question "why lie?" Is because you saw and likely ate cuy once and want to justify your actions. Your actions need no justification, do what you want. But don't pretend that your exoerience is somehow superior to factory farmed beef, because it isn't.

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u/Icy_Proof_9529 25d ago

Why?

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u/seattle_lib 25d ago

It's good but too many bones

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u/giraffeheadturtlebox 25d ago

And the hair gets in your teeth.

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u/Sad-Fishing8789 25d ago

I don't know why would someone decline to try it. They seem to taste like some sort of chicken. Pretty good actually.

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u/Wasatcher 25d ago

My sister and I had pet rabbits growing up but we ate all the offspring. My dad told her it was chicken in the rabbit stew for years until she came home from school early one day while we were halfway through butchering them 😭. After the secret was out we had whole rabbit and she ate something else lol

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u/KancroVantas 25d ago

Oh that first sentence cracked me up! Is so messed up! Addams family vibes.

“Oh we had pets! We just ate all their children”

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u/toetappy 25d ago

My wife used to keep hens. She loved them so much. They had personalities, she named them and bred her favorites.

But yeah, we ate them. And their little eggs, too

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u/highfiveselfoh 25d ago

I really don’t like eating meat much less exploring types I’m not used to…I’d be so sad to unknowingly eat guinea pig.

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u/Hilton5star 25d ago

Well, it is what they were bred for.

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u/stillsympin 25d ago

Yeah it's the same as keep rabbits for meat. Very common in that area, especially the further you get from touristy stuff.

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u/Ha1lStorm 25d ago

My dad tricked me into eating calf fries / Rocky Mountain oysters as a kid. I thought they were delicious until he told me what they were.

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u/EternalModding4773 25d ago

You'd be surprised at how many things you'd find delicious until you are told what it actually is.

I ate cat once. Semi-knowingly. Part of me knew it was but it was a once in a lifetime experience to I did not object. The worst part is that it doesn't taste quite like any other meat and its not bad.

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u/Ha1lStorm 25d ago

I don’t doubt it but I really need to hear more about this “once in a lifetime experience”. I mean, I hope you don’t eat cat multiple times but what kind of “alluring opportunity” was it?

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u/EternalModding4773 25d ago

I didn't eat multiple times but I had went to a shop in China. It wasn't explicitly cat meat but I wanted to take pictures of the meal for my friends back home and the staff would not let me. They even threatened to take my phone if I didn't try to stop taking pics lol.

Zha Jiang Mian noodles was the dish. I believe. I knew something was fishy because of the whole secrecy thing and as soon as I took a bite I knew the "pork" was not in fact pork because it did not taste like pork at all. My stomach also did not agree with my decisions afterwards.

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u/Ha1lStorm 25d ago

Ahh I see. That’s wild! Thanks for sharing!

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u/Ok-Acanthaceae826 25d ago

I thought I read that carnivore meat as a whole doesn't taste good but I guess it's subjective..

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u/L_Cranston_Shadow 25d ago

The main one that can be problematic supposedly is human. The reports of how it tastes changes from person to person and if you get your food from the circus it may taste a little funny.

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u/EleosSkywalker 25d ago

and also, prion! No thank you!

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u/L_Cranston_Shadow 25d ago

Oh yeah, and that too

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u/Fr00stee 25d ago

there's probably a few exceptions

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u/AspiringChildProdigy 25d ago

It was a corn-fed cat. ;)

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u/AbeRego 25d ago

I mean, that means they were delicious lol. You just didn't want to know that they were delicious. I'm sure that, if properly prepared, I'd be pretty tasty, but I don't think most people would want to find out.

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u/Ha1lStorm 25d ago

Yeah they were delicious, I just didn’t want to eat anymore after finding out. They were properly prepared/and cooked, served at a popular family owned restaurant/steakhouse in a small farming/ranching town.

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u/LoneWolf_McQuade 25d ago

I guess it’s basically a rabbit with short ears

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u/VascoJSC 25d ago

They were originally domesticated for meat. They eat grass (which humans cannot) and turn the indigestable fibers of tough mountain grasses into protein, they also grow quickly and reproduce quickly. Makes sense the Andean cultures would domesticate them.

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u/TheStarsMist 25d ago

One thing many don't think of about this cultural staple of many South American countries is that they also do not have access to large grazing pastures. It is easier to raise the small mammals vs the flat acerage needs of big mammals. I haven't had cuy yet either.

Though when you look at this based on topography being far more varied it makes sense why they raise them for meat.

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u/TheGrundleGrabber 25d ago

I’m not vegan and probably never will be, but your comment made me think: if we invented a machine that could create food out of inedible substances, we’d consider it an incredible scientific breakthrough.

This is essentially how we use many livestock animals: as biological machines that convert grass and otherwise unusable plant matter into food. I don’t know that I feel great about that. I’d never thought of it in those terms before reading your comment. I know that’s not what you were getting at, but this shit lowkey fucked me up.

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u/Throwitaway252501 25d ago

Many animals have the same issue and it's why they eat meat. It's natural for us to eat meat, and there's nothing morally wrong with that Biology. The issue is, we know how to raise and butcher meat ethically, but we don't because that costs more money than capitalism is willing to part with. People should try to eat less meat and choose more sustainable meats where they can, not because eating meat itself is wrong, but the production of meat under capitalism is unethical. 

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u/TheGrundleGrabber 25d ago

Great comment. I think reducing consumption is ideal because it seems quite possible that even under a more ethical economic system, it may be infeasible to ethically produce the required amount of meat.

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u/Throwitaway252501 25d ago

Well, I'd say another part of the issue is the culture of consumerism that runs alongside everything else. Richer countries overall tend to be more wasteful and more demanding of product they don't need. I'm not saying it's not ok to have nice things, but when I watch one of my coworkers get 5 or 6 Amazon packages almost every day, well. Clearly we have to take a little responsibility for our culture. I think it's possible to eventually get to ethical consumption, but we're gonna have to make stuff that lasts and be happy with WAY less "stuff" over all. 

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u/TheGrundleGrabber 25d ago

I know what you mean, friend. This insatiable demand for more has contributed to all manor of unethical conditions. From the slave wages and brutal conditions required to provide affordable products, to the offshoring of pollution, and undermining of developing institutions, we have really done a number on billions of people.

Beyond that, I think we’re doing a number on ourselves. Not to endlessly opine the ills of western civilization, but this shit feels so hollow. Every major cultural event is a superficial cash grab, memes that are literally just marketing campaigns (seriously a new viral water bottle every year????), worst of all, a near complete lack of community and ever worsening social cohesion. The last part isn’t entirely attributable to the prevailing economic conditions, but certainly *the death of the third place* is largely attributable to our consumer culture and the MBA psychos who exploit it.

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 25d ago

this begs the question, is there any ethical consumption under capitalism?

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u/ImSolidGold 25d ago

Theres no right in a wrong system. Sadly.

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u/jjm443 25d ago

In Europe, butchering and in many respects raising meat ethically is largely a non-optional legal obligation (although imperfect, and I'm going to stay away from the topic of halal and kosher exceptions). And where there are current issues, things have at least are progressively moving in the right direction such as increasing regulation of battery farming.

It's no surprise that ethical treatment of animals is a very low priority in undeveloped and developing countries, but that's not so much capitalism per se as poverty and being able to afford to eat protein at all. But for other countries, most notably the US, you're right that the pandering to capitalism whatever the ethics is a problem... but Europe is showing that a different path does exist, and people in countries like the US have a choice to vote for people to take them that direction if they wanted.

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u/MagicCaps69420 25d ago

We’re so removed from knowing what it’s like to harvest animals for food. I don’t mean to be graphic but for example it breaks my heart every time I put a knife through a lobster’s head to make a lobster roll. I grew up with chickens too and when we would kill them to eat was always awful. If you eat meat I think that’s something you should experience just to know what happens if you choose to consume animal products.

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u/L_Cranston_Shadow 25d ago

Soylent Green is people.... PEOPLE!!!! /s

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 25d ago

bro discovered agriculture lmao LMAO

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u/L_Cranston_Shadow 25d ago

Most people are happy to stay totally ignorant of the hypocrisy in criticizing the eating of certain types of animals. Absent specific criticisms of how the animals are raised or slaughtered of broader scientific concerns like endangered species, nobody has the right to judge what is acceptable for other cultures to eat. Vegans are the exception, since they consider all meat eating unethical.

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u/Western_Scenario 25d ago

They call it “cuy” in Perú.

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u/ceviche-hot-pockets 25d ago

I couldn’t bring myself to eat one while in Peru or Bolivia. Llama, on the other hand…is pretty damn tasty lol.

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u/w_a_w 25d ago

I knowingly ate bear heart tartar in Prague and it was amazing! Astonishingly my wife thought it was as well.

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u/MagicCaps69420 25d ago

Sad that these little guys were domesticated to be food in the Andes. Some human communities would not be here without them though.

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u/MaleficentPlate69 25d ago

How do you know how small birds taste? Have you eaten Robins?

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u/grungegoth 25d ago

yes. I have. my dad used to hunt birds.

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u/MaleficentPlate69 25d ago

Robins are protected. Isn’t eating them illegal?

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u/grungegoth 25d ago

not Robin's. I was overseas and just a child. i don't remember what kind of bird they were. near the Mediterranean

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u/CaydeTheCat 25d ago

I, too, got suckered into eating it in Quito about 30 years ago. Once they told me what it was I thought I was gonna be sick right there on the sidewalk.

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u/grungegoth 25d ago

it was the altitude...

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u/raphthepharaoh 25d ago

I dated a Peruvian girl once.. they kept these as pets. Then ate them..

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u/rockstaa 25d ago

Carrusel de Cuyes

It's popular in Ecuador, Peru, Colombia, & Bolivia

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u/Rhiis 25d ago

I had guinea pig in Ecuador some years ago. I always described it as "Guinea pig is to pork as duck is to chicken"

Like, it's got a similar texture, but is just inherently richer.

It was good, would eat again.

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u/AoKrasni 25d ago

Gordon Ramsay had an episode of a TV show where they were cooking them in Peru

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u/CoffeeWanderer 25d ago

Kinda curious how they served it that you weren't able to tell instantly. We tend to serve them with the bone still there and it's pretty obvious that it is a small mammal, because of the legs. We also eat the head, which is pretty obvious yeah, but I guess a restaurant won't serve the head in a platter.

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u/ReasonableCry5682 23d ago

So, if every weird food tastes like chicken, shouldn't we just eat chicken?

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u/grungegoth 23d ago

you've seen that but in the matrix, where the mouse guy is talking about their gruel and the taste of chicken right?

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u/mtwm 25d ago

straight to jail

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u/stereoscopic_ 25d ago

Father, I have sinned

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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 25d ago

When our guinea pig was still alive I used to tell my Peruvian friend to stop eyeballing her 😆 she would get cuy shipped from Peru.

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u/Pooch76 25d ago

Yea i tried cuy once — I was a stupid kid and thought it would be “funny”. Couldn’t finish — never again!