r/Fauxmoi • u/[deleted] • 5h ago

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u/NutsForBaseballButts and they were roommates 5h ago

The Big Beautiful Day can’t come soon enough

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u/a_very_silent_way 5h ago

I keep wondering what's going to hit me first, the notification on my phone or the sudden sound of fireworks going off/car horns honking outside.

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u/ShannenB1234 4h ago

I hope it doesn't happen when I'm driving to/from work, because I want to immediately start reading all the hilarious memes.

I hope I'm still alive when it happens! I'm gonna be furious if it takes another 20 years and I die in like 10!

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u/ViciousSnatch 4h ago

I’m not in the best of health, so I have a running list of people I have to outlive. It’s good grist for keeping my mill running.

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u/FreddyPlayz 4h ago

I hope it doesn’t happen while I’m at work and can’t celebrate

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u/OttoLuck747 4h ago

Apparently, evil is a preservative.