Conspiracy Change

[u/PublicPiccolo8023]

Got this change recently, thoughts?

[u/TheTrollys]

Maybe a a bit of mental health issues

[u/ialsohaveadobro → u/TheTrollys]

A smidge.

[u/ObviousToe1636 → u/ialsohaveadobro]

Just a touch.

[u/Elistariel → u/ObviousToe1636]

A dab of delulu

[u/SandvichIsSpy]

I'm gonna start calling the Lincoln Memorial "The Shriner Shed" from now on.

[u/PublicPiccolo8023 → u/SandvichIsSpy]

I’m gonna second this actually

[u/turquoise_amethyst → u/SandvichIsSpy]

sounds kinda fun

[u/generation_quiet]

Bad form to write all your online passwords on legal tender.

[u/TheCrankyBunny → u/generation_quiet]

Was gonna say, somebody is using cash as a password manager and is having a bad day

[u/FriendToPredators → u/generation_quiet]

Yeah, that's a wallet password, lol.

[u/haydencoffing]

schitzo bitcoin wallet recovery phrase

[u/moistiest_dangles → u/haydencoffing]

Why do schizophrenia affected people always have such good handwriting?

[u/ALIEN_GUARDIAN → u/moistiest_dangles]

Because they write a lot

[u/moistiest_dangles → u/ALIEN_GUARDIAN]

Ohhhhh

[u/SaltMarshGoblin]

NOTE: I just got threatened by Reddit for promulgating hate speech by typing out some of what was written on this. Not worth it!

[u/Bumble072 → u/SaltMarshGoblin]

Reddit will ban you for sneezing in a way that is deemed offensive to nature cultures. Welcome to 2026, I dont blame Reddit for being so strict because anything can trigger stuff here.

[u/Mr_Raditch]

As a socialist faggot-lovin' computer janitor, I approve

[u/Swolenballs]

Great penmanship.

[u/shittypersonality]

We have a guy in town who leaves cryptic and incomprehensible messages like this on the side of the road all the time. I wonder if this is his cousin or something.

[u/Cashie22 → u/shittypersonality]

It’s called schizophrenia 🤦‍♀️

[u/Ohiolongboard → u/Cashie22]

They never said it wasn’t.

[u/ialsohaveadobro]

Um, no. That's not the kind of janitors we are, Berkowitz

[u/DenialNode]

Hey Pal. Say what you want about the Clintons, but you leave janitors out of this!

[u/TheWholeEffinJoe]

I didn’t see there were 2 pics. I flipped my phone 🤣

[u/ObviousToe1636 → u/TheWholeEffinJoe]

I did too!!

[u/PublicPiccolo8023 → u/TheWholeEffinJoe]

whoops.. guess I could have said that haha

[u/KurtTheCuntBoi → u/TheWholeEffinJoe]

Lmao so did I 🤣

[u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG]

Sometimes I wish I felt this passionate about literally anything

[u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg]

Don't be a computer janitor!

[u/djpeekz]

r/Sovereigncitizen

[u/KurtTheCuntBoi]

Well, apparently whoever had it before, was a homophobic a-hole

[u/Mindless_Log2009]

Maybe teaching shamblers to communicate was a mistake.

https://giphy.com/gifs/B1buHZMFToqm1XxJXb

[u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes]

There are plenty of questions to be asked, but "dumbem"?

[u/PublicPiccolo8023 → u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes]

And it’s not capitalized like the others are to separate, could be a Teacher Dumbem? Like a name?

[u/milesofedgeworth]

ComputerJanitors? Oh no

[u/Wabadanana]

Sung in the Key of "We didn't start the fire" by Billy Joel

[u/SeaF04mGr33n]

What could a computer janitor possibly be??

[u/bath-lady]

Maybe take this to a bank so they can get it out of circulation?

[u/PM_Skunk]

I kinda wish the one ending in "...CompiterJanitors!" fit as a Reddit screen name.

[u/sweetpea122]

Id put this on a scratcher so damn fast.

[u/catkayak]

Wow I feel like you used to find drawn on bills a lot more often 20 years ago? Anybody else recall a time where it felt a little more common? Now it’s like seeing an extant species!

[u/cerberus00]

How'd they guess my password?

[u/Strict_Foundation_31]

Gotta find an outlet for all that adderall energy.

[u/KittensFirstAKM]

Ah yes, the kind of flyer no one will throw away.

[u/BettyCrunker]

it’s like a website has has a bunch of hidden text at the bottom for SEO purposes

[u/Moonliner72]

COMPUTER JANITORS!!

[u/Plane_Afternoon7847]

Wait, I thought Everyone Loved Hillary, non?