r/GTA6unmoderated • u/Inevitable-Fix-3311 • 19h ago

Where did Lucia put her cell phone? šŸ¤”

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u/KrankMyHog 19h ago

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u/SickboyJason 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt

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u/liminalromance 17h ago

What the fuck would we do without Sam Jackson

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u/spriz2 13h ago

Feels illegal to say this

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u/TroyBoutsa 17h ago

Continue on as normal i suppose

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u/liminalromance 17h ago

That is indeed usually what happens when other people die. The way beloved actors have been dropping lately, I'm hoping this particular mf gets past 100.

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u/TroyBoutsa 12h ago

Yeah other people like family and friends dropping is meh...but beloved actors, how will we ever go on

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u/Ok_Story_7924 17h ago

Lol is this really in the game?

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u/Mouse_Manipulator 17h ago

Yes bro pokemon is Japanese remember

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u/Difficult_Crow8060 17h ago

I actually remember this as a kid.

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u/iamsheph 16h ago

Japanā€™s been around for at least 100 years, so that checks out.

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u/Flight_Harbinger 16h ago

I'll never be convinced that this isn't a man sticking his dick in badminton shuttlecock.

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u/WhatWouldJordyDo 18h ago

Ping pong show?

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u/Full_Baked 17h ago

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u/No-Obligation1709 17h ago

I didnā€™t miss one!

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u/PhotoModeHobby 15h ago

Marty Suprise or someting, idk?

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u/Jmwalker1997 17h ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ noooo not that movie šŸ’€

https://giphy.com/gifs/kRmg8zeReOYXm

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u/Dangerous-League-812 16h ago

I found a clip once of a girl on a pool table. Let's just say she wasn't the one shooting the ball.

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u/CondomsSuckBalls 10h ago

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u/Abundanceofyolk 8h ago

Dat Ash goes waaaay back.

ā€œGirl lemme take a pikachu and squirtle all over those jigglypuffs.ā€

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u/Organic-Value-6217 16h ago

This was victorias secret all along

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 7h ago

You have reached the final level. You have unlocked Victoria's Secret

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u/ApparentlyRythium 17h ago

Upvoted because ball knowledge but fuck man I wanted to post this

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u/JuLayLeeBee 16h ago

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/AceRawat 16h ago

6 of em??

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u/NetInevitable601 19h ago

Boofed it

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u/Less-Tax5637 18h ago

God I wish I was a smartphone

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u/Nihilism-is-fun 18h ago

Instead you're just a dumbhuman.

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u/Verzwei 13h ago

Been watching Resident Alien. Definitely read this comment in Harry's stilted delivery.

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u/Channel57 7h ago

Omg me too! That show is sooo good!

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u/CaveManta 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/S5n7Wkhhw5A2IrfKER

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u/Dimension121 18h ago

Is this a reference to Spiderman brand new day /s

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 19h ago

Dude how do they come back when they get ā€œwastedā€ ?

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u/aiolive 19h ago

There is a theory rooted in quantum mechanics suggesting that any physical measurement branches into separate universes, and the game is simply giving you a perspective into these alternatives worlds.

A phone which disappears, however, is an inexcusable immersion breaking lazy programming. /s

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u/Rockstar-Games_ 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4EmytS6dQtA5c6HoCv

/s

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u/Sneaky_Island 18h ago

Why is that a gif?

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u/CumMonsterYoda 17h ago

everything can be a gif, what type of question is that. why were charlie kirk gifs a thing?

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u/Visible-Literature14 16h ago

Some subs oddly limit comments to either photos or videos, which is why we see that pretty often

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u/Intrepid4444444 13h ago

Itā€™s moving when youā€™re not looking. Quantum mechanix!!!

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u/Interesting-Path7809 18h ago edited 18h ago

So quantum physics explaining resurrection is believable, but a dress having a pocket is where you draw the line?

Edit: Iā€™m dumb, i did not notice the /s on the comment. Iā€™m sorry, it even happens to the best of us sometimes.

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u/Outsidi 18h ago

Real sly trying to put yourself in with the best of them I see

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u/QuantumWonderland 18h ago

Manā€¦if you needed the /s to understand it was a jokeā€¦

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPw8dFh6Zctqpws

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u/Zed-juuls 18h ago

Bro itā€™s called respawning for a reason not quantum leaping different possibilities bro thinks heā€™s doctor strange

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u/aiolive 17h ago

Arthur C Clarke famously said "Magic is just science that zed-juuls don't understand yet"

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u/Sol_Searcher_ 18h ago

I think they should make it where you wake up at your safe house and pass it off as a bad dream.

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u/RetardedEinstein23 16h ago

Good idea honestly

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u/Ok_Jacket_253 16h ago

Quantum immortality

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u/fatherdoodle 17h ago

My little fun theory has always been that they are near death and there were really good doctors at the hospital. And when they are arrested, a really good lawyer gets hired for the money that is removed from your balance.

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u/M-A_X 14h ago

Lawyer theory is pretty much confirmed in Vice City, like how sometimes you can hear "Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!" line said by some lawyer when after you get respawned in Police station šŸ˜šŸ¤£šŸ˜…

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u/xXJpupXx 16h ago

Look up Quantum Immortality. After they get wasted, the universe the game shows us is one where they survived.

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u/Jazzlike-Painting443 19h ago

its because in this scene, she can wear whatever tf she wants, so the game assumes youre wearing pants with pockets

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u/IndigoBlunting 19h ago

Stop being so logical. We all clearly want the answer to be that she shoved it up her ass.

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u/Jazzlike-Painting443 19h ago

nah i gotta spell it out for nitpicking bots just in case

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u/calibrik 17h ago

Absolutely optional activity btw

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u/IndigoBlunting 19h ago

Fighting the good fight against AI one comment at a time.

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u/M-A_X 14h ago

Lucia unlike Jason have some other place where she can put it into lol

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u/Creative_Room6540 16h ago

I don't understand this. Isn't this a scripted outfit? We saw her choose this dress when they were at the apartment. Given that's the case, why wouldn't the devs have simply scripted her with a clutch? Lol.

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u/peduxe 15h ago

the devs understand that they donā€™t have to add realism to everything that exists.

letā€™s be honest, have we ever cared about this in a game?

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u/Creative_Room6540 14h ago

In another comment, I said I don't give a fuck about this. That doesn't mean we can't call a spade a spade lol. Whether it was an error or intentional, either way. I'm still a day one player and I'm still overly hyped about this game.

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u/PhotoModeHobby 15h ago

That's why they obscured the moment she put away the phone.

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u/LuciaCaminoss 18h ago

in rdr2 there are a lot of objects that magically appear. people need to chill

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u/killergazebo 18h ago

...one of the only things we know about this mission is that both their outfits are determined by a scripted cutscene.

But like, it's not a big deal that the phone disappears. My GTA Online character runs around in a bikini with forty guns in my weapon wheel and that's never been a problem.

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u/AbyssWankerArtorias 16h ago

Okay but having the game detect if lucia is wearing a dress and if she is, she puts her phone in her bra, would be hilarious

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u/___zero______ 19h ago

Up her you know whatĀ 

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u/GaoFighGar 19h ago

Her inventory

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u/honeybeebryce 18h ago

In her inventory. Duh

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u/Etheoff 19h ago

God I wish I were that cell phone

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u/Good-Discussion-9238 19h ago

Lucia canonically shoves her phone in her ass CONFIRMED

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u/Diemond71 19h ago

There are 2 obvious answers, pick one.

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u/BirdieBronze 16h ago

Her penis

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u/Top_Campaign2568 15h ago

No dude. No.

She obviously stuck it between her massive balls and is using pure will power to grip them around the phone and hold it in place.

Duh. šŸ˜’

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u/LoverOfInternets 16h ago

Unpopular opinion: obsessing over details like this is not only going to take away enjoyment of the game, but it also doesnā€™t matter.

It doesnā€™t change gameplay. It doesnā€™t change the plot. It doesnā€™t change anything other than she doesnā€™t have a pocket or purse to put her phone in in this particular moment.

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u/Kobs1992x 14h ago

I have to agree here ! Getting tired of people paying atention to every ffing tiny detail like the bottle that spawned out of the fridge when Jason grabbed itā€¦. How many times doe we want the game to be delayed folks ?! Keep complaning like infants about a near perfect project and you will have your way and the game will be delayed indefenitly.

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u/Ten_Ju 17h ago

I solved it for yall!
Itā€™s pockets under the dress! One for the phone and one for gun

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u/KommSweet 12h ago

Wtf this is genius. Or Im just stupid

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u/Ten_Ju 12h ago

This is all you need to be a bank robber :)

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u/WeGotThisBeforeGTA7 18h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p73osd7/video/stjylyk0htmh1/player

because it's HUGE BRO! in fact, rockstar stated the other day that u won't need to free up space for GTA 6 in ur ps5 because the ENTIRE GAME will be stored in Lucia's dump truck!

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u/awsomeninja199 13h ago

Like what do you guys want? Do you want a small little camera to zoom in on her actually putting the phone into her pocket? And the camera continues following the phone as it falls into the pocket like, what the fuck do you guys want seriously

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u/bross9008 19h ago

Prison wallet

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u/Alucardspapa 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/e6mVL4gs5axZS
Ask this guy where heā€™s keeping 1600 items! Itā€™s the magic of video games

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u/Shymu1 19h ago

It's a video game bruh

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u/GuavaBrief5945 18h ago

The old prison wallet

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u/TinoCartier 17h ago

At some point I think some of us forgot this was a video game

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u/Slipknotmudvayne 19h ago

She sheathed it in her booty

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u/Draws32 18h ago

Ah so the magic appearing and disappearing thing that has to happen in all these games is gonna have to still happen. It is what it is.

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u/ramenbaby3 18h ago

Itā€™s just a game bud

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u/ahhhhhh12343tyhyghh 18h ago

In-between those cheeks

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u/MysteriousTrain8448 18h ago

In assholešŸ˜‚

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u/cyphers_legacy 18h ago

Probably in that cake of hers

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u/KitchenSelection9871 18h ago

In her Tonka truck? Are you blind?

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u/Sysyphus_Rolls 2h ago

This makes the game unplayable. Cancelling my pre order.

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u/FadedNimbus 18h ago

I'll be honest, this and the whole beer appearing out of nowhere when Jason goes to the fridge kind of sucks but at the same time it's just a game and not that deep lol I'll forgive a few things

All in all the game looks amazing and I'm sure it'll be just as great to play it

Rockstar never fails so I'll forgive them but some people be nitpicking fr lol y'all gotta chill

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u/Fooboo104 18h ago

Prison Pocket

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u/Strilan-tv 18h ago

You know whereā€¦ šŸ˜

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u/Boring_Medicine_1989 18h ago

Keisterā€™d it

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u/RepresentativeOwl659 18h ago

The same place she stores the the million bullets and explosives

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u/Southerneagle110 18h ago

literally unplayable at this point............

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u/Illustrious_Koala419 18h ago

ITS A VIDEO GAME !!! WHO CARES !!!!!!!!!šŸ¤¦

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u/Sean_HEDP-24 17h ago

So much for realism...

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u/SuperLegoKit 17h ago

This game is gonn be nuts and I don't give a shit šŸ˜‹where that phone went

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u/WolfsoldierX 16h ago

In the same pocket that are the healing pills and stimulants, the knife, the pistol, binoculars, the mask, hat, goggles, and a lot of other stuff, still a videogame though. šŸ˜…

https://giphy.com/gifs/foxAoMHBARGm8Xp2KH

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u/Choice_Potato_6279 9h ago

Fucking unplayable, they couldā€™ve give her a purse, whatā€™s this, a Sony game? šŸ˜­

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u/Majestic_Carob_1459 9h ago

Same place the protagonist have been putting their weapons

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u/m7nabeel09 9h ago

In her ass cheeks

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u/Silent_Wing_5926 9h ago

The phone is definitely in a location Rockstar doesnā€™t want us to know about šŸ˜­

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u/LeeroyJimkins 8h ago

Burner phone she dashed it into the bush fam

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u/saint_seiya_sw 8h ago

Thanks, now GTA 6 is getting released in february

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u/NiceAmy 7h ago

in the same spot Trevor takes out RPG from in GTA V. .

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u/ImportanceFuzzy2810 7h ago

Prison pocket.

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u/Channel57 7h ago

In her prison pocket.

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u/Economy-Ad8732 6h ago

In her ass whatchu think

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u/Inevitable-Arm-7887 2h ago

In her ass crack

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u/PhantomConsular23 19h ago

The dress has pockets duh! Wait never mind if that were the case she definitely would have said that when jason said she looks good cause chicks love talking about dresses having pockets

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u/web10177 19h ago

She probably takes magician classes during one of the story missions. So she is able to make every item on her hand disappear.

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u/Duskfulgrimm 19h ago

POCKET dimensionĀ 

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u/Significant_Apple517 19h ago

They call it a 'prison wallet' - old trick she learnt on the inside

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u/forbiddenseeker 19h ago

her booty, obviouslyyyyyyy

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u/Mountain-Mulberry139 19h ago

Pulled it out of her pussy like I do

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u/sum1sumwher 19h ago

She put it in the same place that I ā€™m going to put my thumb.

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u/XxSchmidtyx 19h ago

Where everyone keeps it, in their prison wallet. Right guys?

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u/ChaoticKiwiNZ 19h ago

The same place literally every other videogame character puts stuff.

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u/Stunning_Reason_5718 19h ago

Guys can we all come together and remember that GTA6 is still a game? Flaws are allowed yk? SPECIALLY if 95% of what weve seen looks amazingly fun and genuinely stunning

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u/Tricky-Reporter8770 19h ago

Unacceptable R* /s

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u/TATER_SALAD_HOOVER 18h ago

Theyā€™ll probably have better pocket physics in RDR3.

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u/Creative_Mongoose552 18h ago

She tucked it in her g string of course

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u/Tokenutha 18h ago

In the bucia

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u/Comp0sr 18h ago

She put it where she puts the 900 other weapons in the inventory

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u/ryguythescienceguy89 18h ago

Uh obviously, in her pocket...on her...dress......(.___.) . . . Ah.

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u/MavadosXIII 18h ago

She comes with new upgrades after her prison stint

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u/Jadookin907 18h ago

Mind you your character casually has 100 weapons in his back pocket on gta V. W interaction bait

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u/chrikit1 18h ago

Unplayable

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u/Lazy-Landscape7328 18h ago

In the deep dark hole

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u/Significant-Way-9965 18h ago

Up her pussy you cuck

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u/quinisdead 18h ago

That's something A.I. would do

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u/Pm_ur_titties_plz 18h ago

Up her ass. Is that what you want to hear?! She slipped it up her ass.

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u/gridgorgon 18h ago

Up her ass, duh. Whats the problem?

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u/screamtracker 18h ago

High heel strap duh šŸ‘ Ā