Frens,
dis Moobie Toosday iz a speshul one 💜
Da world recently said goodbye to da legendary Dolly Purrton, who went ober da bridge. She gabe us so many wonderful songs an stories, an brought joy to so many hoomans.
So fur today’s Moobie Toosday, Nia an Ai iz takin’ to da stage at da London Purrladium fur our own purrduction ob 9 to 5: Da Mewsical.
But fur once, yoo iz allowed to sing along in da theatre! So here iz da lyrics fur yoo:
Curtain up, frens! 🎶
9 to 5
Tumble outta bed
And Ai stumble to da kitchen
Hab myself a wet food nutrition
And yawn and stretch
And try to come to life
Jump on da floor an’
Start wif some groomin’
Birbs outside da window
Make mine paws start moobin’
Meowmy likez me near her from 9 to 5
Nappin’ 9 to 5
What a way to spend a libbin’
Barely gettin’ rest
It’s all cuddlez that are gibben
Dey just use yoor fluff
An dey neber gib yoo treatos
Iz enough to get yoo hissin’
If yoo let it
9 to 5, fur service an devoshun
Yoo would tink dat Ai
Would deserbe anodder portion
Want to hunt a wasp
But Meowmy won’t seem to let me
Ai swear sometimes dat hooman’s out to get me!
Dey let yoo dream ob da biggest Churu platter
Yoo’re just a pet but does dat eben matter?
But yoo got dreams dey’ll neber take away
Yoo’re in da same bed wif a lotta yoor frens
Waitin’ till da bestest toy comes out
An yoo pounce when it moves an den chase it right away
Nappin’ 9 to 5
What a way to spend a libbin’
Barely gettin’ rest
It’s all cuddlez that are gibben
Dey just use yoor fluff
An dey neber gib yoo treatos
Iz enough to get yoo hissin’
If yoo let it
9 to 5, yeah dey got yoo where dey want yoo
It’s da bestest life, an we all dream about it, don’t yoo?
It’s a hooman’s game an we’re da speshul part
An we spend our lives puttin’ cuddlez in deir heart
Tank yoo fur all da music, stories, laughs an lub, Dolly! Yoo made da world a brighter place 💜
– Astra da Bard