Fwiends, we stawting da pawty! We gonna stawt wif me and Fwiends Tali, Maya, and Bubbles singing “9 to 5”. Keep weading and I teww woo da stowy of why I picked dis song! (From DTW- this is actual AJ lore from years before we became part of the sub. This is the story she would always tell. Why she became her own pastry chef boss!)
(I have the pic of the girls singing first, but the number 2 pic is the background for everyone to use! And the third pic is some microphones so you can sticker one or however many you need in front of your pet. Feel free to write text on the screen too, for lyrics. If you want. If not, just make sure your fren lets us all know what they are singing! )
Dis my story!
Some of woo don’t know my stowy but I’m hewe to teww wa’.
I didn’t awways own my own bakewy and pastwy shop.
No siw, once upon a time, I was a bakew fow a biscuit factowy.
Dat boss man, he say dat Applejack suwe can bake da biscuits.
But did he appweciate me? No ma’am, he did not.
Awl he did was give me mowe wowk. Awl houws of da day and night dat man was cawling me to make mowe biscuits. I would be comftabew fweeping on da Tinky Wady and he would cawl me and teww me he needed MOWE biscuits.
I devewop a speciaw “speed kneading” technique, one paw in fwont of da ovvew, fast fast fast. I was exhausted!
But did dat boss man say “tank woo, Applejack”? Nevew. Just, I need mowe fwom woo, AJ.
So, woo know what I did? One day I towd dat boss man, I quit!! I quit! I was inspiwed by gweat wadies wike Miss Dowwy who don’t take dat kind of nonsense!
And den I stawt my own biscuit business. I seww custom fwavows of biscuits and I seww dem to da hoomans who go cwazy and spend a wot of money to have my biscuits! It opewate in da bwack and have high pwofit mawgins!
I make so much money I open up my own kitchen and den my own Pawtissewie! And wif awl da money I make fwom da biscuits dat I make fow mysewf and not da bossman- I have enough money to give away awl da tweats to da fwiends!
I cawled up some of my gwirlfwiends- Bubbles and Tali and Maya -to sing dis song about what dose bad boss mans twy to do, but we don’t need none of dat! Sing it wif us, fwiends! Evewybody…”wowking 9 to 5 🎵…”
