r/LeopardsAteMyFarm • u/thislookinfected • 1d ago

It's Sunday, Go To Church!

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u/LabradorDeceiver 1d ago

"We don't care if you lean to the left, lean to the right..."

Translation: We hate you but we'll take your money.

"The American rancher's goal is to make a living, but also to provide the most wholesome, safe protein in the world."

Translation: So we voted for the guy who dismantled the FDA. Screwworm-free beef costs extra.