r/MadeMeSmile May 20 '26

ANIMALS Forever grateful

By @abbyandersonmusic

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u/kevnmartin May 20 '26

Maybe she is pregnant and wants her baby to be born near these kind humans?

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u/DoctorCIS May 20 '26

Yeah, some deer populations have started adapting to human presence by taking advantage of predators not wanting to approach and have been leaving their kids right next to houses.

Basically the 90s kid equivalent of being left in the K B Toys while mom went and did her mall shopping.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail May 20 '26

This is how domestication starts.

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise May 20 '26 edited May 21 '26

I read an article about how raccoons are the housecats of the future on account of them domesticating themselves.

Edit: thanks for the award! I love how many people are coming out of the woodwork to talk about their self-domesticated raccoon friends lmao

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u/purdueAces May 20 '26

My cousin had a family of trash pandas in his garage rafters. Unfortunately mama got hit by a car. All the babies went their own way, except the runt, who didn't seem to know what to do, so he took it in. The thing was so freaking fun and playful and cute. ... RIGHT UNTIL HE HIT PUBERTY. Then it turned in to this vicious fucking devil, and he had to be released. Was like a switch flipped in it's mind. They are a long way from domestication.

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u/nono3722 May 20 '26

hrmm sounds like human children.....

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise May 20 '26

Puberty is a bitch, man.

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u/Rhamni May 20 '26

It's not a phase! I hate you!

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u/MizStazya May 20 '26

My 12yo, crashing out over something miniscule: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS MINIMIZE MY LEGITIMATE EMOTIONS BY SAYING IT'S HORMONES‽‽‽

My 12yo 30 minutes later: You were right, Mom, it was hormones.

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u/ShinyBrain May 20 '26

Also me, 40 years old, the days before my period every month.

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u/WeeBo2804 May 21 '26

Due to contraception my cycle is all over the place. At least once a month I’ll start a period and it’s like a lightbulb moment when I’m like ‘that’s why I was crashing out about utter nonsense last night’. It’s like I know I’m being totally unreasonable in the moment, but it really feels like a hill I’d die on type thing.

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u/SometimesGlad1389 May 20 '26

Hahaha my teenage age daughter when she was overreacting and all I asked is do we have enough pads/tampons? WHY DO YOU BLAME MY PERIOD EVERYTIME I'M UPSET?!?! one day later.... mom I could definitely use a restock on supplies and chocolate.

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u/GudeGaya May 21 '26

😂😂😂

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u/LionessOfAzzalle May 20 '26

I was gonna say… by these standards, I haven’t domesticated my own children yet. 🤷‍♀️

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u/_Solani_ May 21 '26

You can't tell me what to do you're not my real mom!

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u/Ill_Description_3311 May 20 '26

From the point of view of a human's lifespan, yeah, they're a long way from domestication. In evolutionary time frames, I'm not so sure anymore.

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u/CorporateNonperson May 20 '26

Took about forty generations of selected breeding to "domesticate" the silver/gray/Arctic Fox based on that Russian study. So you could probably forcibly domesticate raccoons within 50-100 years depending on breeding cycles.

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u/Christeenabean May 20 '26

Yeah, but that also depends on how far into that process they are.

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u/red__dragon May 21 '26

We're talking about this experiment right?

AFAIK, it's been on life support since the second lead scientist passed away, and has some support from an American-educated scientist who is still publishing results. Can't quite tell whether the original experiment/lineage is still ongoing, the wiki article mentions some sterilized animals being moved to the US and some potential scams in adoptions.

Would be cool if this worked out as a model for other animals, dunno if Russian (or even American) science funding will see it through.

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u/KillerSavant202 May 20 '26

I used to live in TX and had an adult one that would come up and eat out of my hand and let me pet it. It would even come into my house if I left the door open looking for me to feed it.

I never tried picking it up or anything because it’s still a wild animal. The guy that lived there before me got it used to him and fed it so I knew about it before it started showing up.

I would keep dry cat food outside for it and eventually a possum showed up and started the same thing so for a while there I had a partially domesticated raccoon and possum that would let me pet them and eat from my hand.

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u/discusseded May 21 '26

I know it's wrong to feed wild animals, but this is so cool. I'd do the same thing, especially with possums. Love those little fellas.

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u/KillerSavant202 May 21 '26

They’re very cool. I actually stopped feeding them about 3 months before I moved out because I had no idea if the next tenant would be cool with them or try to harm or trap them or something so they eventually moved on. It was a cool experience and for the first time as a dude I got to feel like a Disney princess.

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u/Mysterious_Status_11 May 20 '26

My daughter and her friend found a kitten and baby raccoon living in a boarded-up Crack house. We took the kitten, the friend kept the baby raccoon. He too was sweet and playful until he wasn't and they had to release him.

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn May 20 '26

Maybe he got into the crack again.

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u/s00pafly May 20 '26

There's probably a reason why we're cutting pets balls off instead of just giving them vasectomies.

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u/DropkickSmurfys May 20 '26

Had a few friends raise raccoons and they all had the same story. Knew a girl who rehabbed otters and she said the most heartbreaking thing was that they were loving and sweet until sexual maturity made them vicious. Just nature, I guess.

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u/joey_lee_trib May 20 '26

Has no one read the book rascal by Sterling North ? for pete's sake , pick it up

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u/HospitalOld1092 May 21 '26

Idk if I am saying "lets domesticate and spay and neuter all raccoons!" but I do wonder if the puberty could be bypassed and if they would have a sort of puppy-brain or if not hmmm those cute little fingers are a double edged sword

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u/Affectionate-Goat218 May 20 '26

Oh great. Just what I need. A curious housecat with an opposing thumb 😂

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise May 20 '26

The cookies were never safe

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u/Few-Emergency-3791 May 20 '26

Turns out animals like being given food without having to expend any energy to get it.

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise May 20 '26

In my experience, the fastest way to befriend ANY mammal is to regularly offer them food that they like.

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u/GhostGirl32 May 20 '26

This also works for Corvids.

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise May 21 '26

Absolutely! I had a room mate once that used to have one of those crow whistles and she would go into the back yard and squawk it a few times before dumping out a bunch of unsalted whole shell peanuts into a pile on a patch of dirt where a bush used to be. 

We were getting all kinds of strange shiny trinkets on our back porch for the two years we lived there.

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u/Few-Emergency-3791 May 20 '26

Like berries in a basket?

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn May 20 '26

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. We're just big trash pandas.

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u/WillieDoggg May 20 '26

The real reason we keep getting fatter and fatter.

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u/CatDayAfternoon May 20 '26

I’ve heard the same thing about foxes. That they want to be domesticated. Of course, I have no proof or research or links to back that up. Just something I read in a book.

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u/issi_tohbi May 20 '26

If they didn’t smell like pungent shit I’d love to have one 🥹

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn May 20 '26

People do have Them as pets. I believe they breed them in Russia for pets.

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u/Triquetrums May 20 '26

Problem with foxes is that they piss everywhere, including their food and water to mark it... That's one of the biggest issues when you try to keep one indoors. Nobody wants fox piss everywhere.

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise May 21 '26

They can also be more physically destructive than an understimulated Husky.

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u/CatDayAfternoon May 21 '26

I did not know that! Thank you. That’s information I’ll store away for a future Reddit comment.

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u/gotsnowart May 20 '26

we had two domesticate themselves at our old house. they'd come to the door for dog food every night

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u/dkurage May 21 '26

Apparently city raccoons are getting cuter because the cute ones get fed, and are thus more likely to survive to reproduce.

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise May 21 '26

Reminds me of how cats developed the ability to make noises like human offspring so we would feed them more.

Now they are just full on babies.

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u/PozhanPop May 20 '26

They have cuter expressions now.

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u/Advanced_Pause_6417 May 20 '26

Little Eedie of Grey Gardens approves

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u/jdcardwell80 May 20 '26

We have a pair of raccoons living in an old camper and an opossum family under the porch. We see them every evening/early morning snacking on dry cat food my wife puts out for the outdoor cats. The cats don't even give them side-eye or pay any mind to them anymore.

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u/E_Verdant May 21 '26

[Racoon Self-Tamed]

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u/mr_lockwork May 20 '26

I mean rabies shots are a thing for pets already.

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u/gingerfawx May 20 '26

In my neighborhood the city puts out food laced with rabies meds, mostly for foxes, and there are a few weeks a year where they tell you to leave your dogs on leash so they don't eat it up instead. Supposedly that keeps the local fox population safe.

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u/mr_lockwork May 20 '26

That's fair

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u/Honest-Try5702 May 20 '26

Ah, correction. They are personally immune, but they are capable of being carriers which I find far more scary.

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u/private_developer May 20 '26

And while they’re not totally immune to rabies, they rarely carry it. As a marsupial, possums have a lower body temperature than most other mammals, so their bodies don’t provide a suitable environment for the virus.

https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/opossums.htm

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u/Hurray0987 May 20 '26

Dolphins do this too! I was at this big marina in Destin, FL when I saw a baby dolphin swimming along with the boats. I was told that the mom's leave their baby's in the marina where it's safe while they go out hunting.

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u/Scottvrakis May 20 '26

The Druids of the future are our only hope in slaying the wealthdragon overlords.

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u/stempoweredu May 20 '26

You say that, but it does make me wonder. 60+ years ago, most folks would have killed the deer without a second's thought, butchered it. That puts meat on a lot of plates, if not your own, then selling it and making money. Refrigeration, urbanization, disease awareness, and a multitude of factors have altered the majority of North America such that these animals won't get killed in Urban and Suburban areas except by vehicles. So in some ways, those become 'safe havens' from predators.

I recall a mountain town I visited once had to semi-regularly hire sharpshooters to spook animal populations into vacating the area, because they create an inherent safety risk congregating in such large numbers near people.

I'm not saying it's a good idea, but played out over a few hundred / thousand years, whose to say what animals could join dogs/cats/horses/et al on the pedestal.

Tangentially, it makes me think a lot about 'Client Species' in Mass Effect. Species like the Drell and Volus, who either due to disease or biology have made them functionally or electively dependent on others. Dogs, Cats, and Horses are essentially our client species at this point, just not sentient.

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u/Pleasemakeitdarker May 20 '26

I was domesticated in a kb toys too

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u/SeaToTheBass May 21 '26

In my town the deer use crosswalks half the time.

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u/lady_forsythe May 20 '26

This happens with my mom pretty frequently. Her house has been designated as the babysitter and does will just drop their babies off on the front porch like it’s daycare. It’s been happening for several years now.

One of the babies

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u/USAF_Retired2017 May 21 '26

I had to comment the awwww on it. How sweet!

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u/KevRev972 May 20 '26

Some years ago I saw a post about a deer using the crosswalk regularly because they saw humans doing it. A lot of people chalked it up to coincidence, but I'm not so sure.

Less than a week ago, in broad daylight, I watched a mom and her fawn use the crosswalk at a roundabout. They learn.

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u/lynnupnorth May 20 '26

There's a hilarious radio clip from a decade ago of a woman calling up furious that deer weren't using the animal crossing at the signs along the highways, but were crossing at any point. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/KevRev972 May 20 '26

I remember that clip!

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u/mizinamo May 20 '26

Reminds me of the video clips of Japanese deer that will bow when you offer them something to eat, because they learned that behaviour gets them food.

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u/Sabin2k May 20 '26

I live in a mountain town and we have TONS of mule town deer. They absolutely use the crosswalks alot of the time. They will also absolutely fuck you up if you approach them with their babies around. Had to chase one off with a rake while it was stomping my dog a few years ago.

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u/TaibhseCait May 20 '26

I saw a cat do that once & was amazed. The car in front of me had stopped & I was confused as I should've been able to see the person's head but then this cat strolls across! 

Like I'm not that surprised, I remember one of cats blatantly looking both ways before crossing the road, but specifically using the pedestrian crossing was amazing!

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u/Soft-Feedback-5623 May 20 '26

The wild donkeys out here (Ca) use the sidewalks and crosswalks! And occasionally a herd will simply drift into the street, stopping traffic😆

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u/TheTemplarSaint May 21 '26

My wife is from Ukraine, and most of the stray dogs do that. Not only do they use the crosswalks, but many of them will wait at or near the crosswalk for people to show up, and cross with them.

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u/anonchicago7 May 24 '26

Where i grew up in Chicago the deer would use the crosswalk from the forest preserve on one side of my neighborhood wait for the light and go to cemetery across the street. They would get up on our deck and everything. It wasn't what you'd expect when you think chicago but a big chuck of the northwest side has forest preserve golf courses and parks and quiet neighborhoods with larger properties so animals just adapt. I ferment there being 2 mountain lion reports. I think chicago has the most public land including forest preserves and parks of any city.

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u/PickleInDaButt May 20 '26

Only took generations of fucking roadkill to get that one.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

We have a deer family that hides out in our driveway occasionally. We have a longer driveway that most, back part hidden from the road. Closed in on 3 sides from my house, our back fence gate, and our neighbor's fence. Typically my car pulled halfway up, so they have space and safety. Bunch of bushes, flowers, and grass long the side of the house that my husband says has been nommed on.

First time I noticed them there, I walked out with a trash bag to throw away and they just stood there. Didn't make it to the trash can cause I didn't want to fully spook them. Husband was confused why I was bringing the trash bag back inside.

Mama has left her baby there a few times. I watch over the baby, but don't interact. Cats keep an eye on it (unsure of baby's gender) from the window, so it has 3 babysitters. Mama always comes back.

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u/thedrunkspacepilot May 20 '26

It's like realizing the Fey have specific rules about killing YOU, but everything that wants to kill and eat you are fair game, so you decide to raise your family next to them and try your luck.

Every once and a while they might end up stealing one of your children, but sometimes they come back and describe incomprehensible objects and scenery.

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u/Realistic_Piano_8559 May 20 '26

My second cat did this. He was a stray that lived in my basement. I have an old house so I keep cat traps for cats the end up down there.

Anyway. I saw him and a bigger older cat down there so I stated leaving food to prep them for the trap and TNR. The second time I went down there the small one was out in the open. I left him the food and tried to leave. He meowed and followed me until I stayed. He would not let me touch him.

The third time I went down there he again would not let me leave and I could pet him. I saw the big cat run off. I was eventually able to just pick him up and put him in a carrier for his TNR appointment.

After that I let him loose but found he had come up from my basement and found his way in my house. So I just decided to keep him.

My sister thinks he chose us for love. But I’m pretty sure the bigger cat was bullying him out of the food I was leaving so he got me to stay so he could eat because the big mean kitty was scared of me. Then he decided to just move in because the big mean kitty also never came upstairs because that’s where the scary humans are.

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u/MagneticFlea May 20 '26

I worked at a boarding school and the local deer had figured out it was a safe place. The exams were held at a small annex away from the classrooms. Mother deer seemed to think it was a daycare - one day we had three fawn left outside the building during an AP exam.

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u/EscapeWhole4893 May 20 '26

I’ve had two fawns dropped off in my backyard this week and this makes so much sense. Plus we have a dog the deer aren’t afraid of — they know the babies won’t get attacked near us. Adaptation is fascinating.

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u/curiousiah May 20 '26

I feel like a kid without a parent at KB Toys is a prime predator target.

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u/Set_to_Infinity May 20 '26

A sheltered little corner of our front yard, out of sight and in the shade of some trees near a small creek, has been a daycare for a couple of generations of fauns, and there was a new baby born last week which I'm really hoping will soon be dropped off at our house while Mom is off foraging!

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u/LevoiHook May 20 '26

When me and two friends were having breakfast on a campsite near Yellowstone, a Moose an calf showed up while we were having breakfast outside. It walked up right behind our RV, so maybe ten meters away. It did not pay a lot of attention to people, but the owner of the place said it happened. Either looking for food, or searching safety as she knew people don't hurt het or the calf.

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u/themightytod May 20 '26

This literally just happened to my parents. They’d been feeding the local deer during the winter and momma left her new baby in a little hidden spot by my parents front door while she was out. Grandma and grandpa had a turn babysitting the fawn!

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u/VanSmashh May 20 '26

We once had a deer mama take up camp in our backyard when we first moved into our home and gave birth to twin fawn 🥹🥰 we had to keep our pups away from her for a few days until she was ready to move on

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u/ewplayer3 May 20 '26

That is definitely the case in our neighborhood. We have a very large deer population that roams our area. More than once, I’ve had to use care taking our dogs out because a doe had left her baby in our yard while going foraging.

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u/NiftyJet May 20 '26

When I was between dogs, a doe would leave her two fawns in the grass just outside my bedroom window every day. It was so fun to watch them grow.

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u/jenny-thatsnotmyname May 20 '26

As someone whose yard has been the baby deer daycare that mama deer drop their kids off at during the day AND someone who also worked at KB Toys when human moms dropped their kids off to go shop somewhere else, I relate to this comment very very much.

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u/WindjammerX May 20 '26

Lol what an analogy

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u/Myhtological May 20 '26

Yep I remember a baby deer just chilling near our house, while its mom foraged.

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u/broadwayallday May 20 '26

yep, fawns in my back lawn quite regularly. in the morning especially, little babies hiding in the grass and dew

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u/Waste-Product2669 May 20 '26

As heartwarming as it is, this doesn’t necessarily seem like a good thing for the natural world.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto May 20 '26

I used to steal so much from kb

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u/ArionneRadis May 20 '26

I can confirm from personal experience, having fawns left temporarily in our backyard garden.

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u/HospitalOld1092 May 21 '26

So a fawn was found next to our house this week, their head still looked gooey, maybe 80 feet from our door. I mean small, small, small dear. When found, mom was laying alertly, about 100 feet off the other side of the house, next to a fence that was put up just last week. This morning i opened the front window to find her, now looking at me. I'm surprised to see her every time, and it feels like childhood butterflies knowing she could be out there. Her little one went through trauma on Monday, and while baby is physically OK and survived the stress, I was not expecting to see mom stay do close, become more comfortable each pass thru her food paths. I'm not making this up to myself either, she's becoming more trusting of the space, and I've just never even seen her before. I'm not sure if it's even possible for her to move her baby rn or if she's white knuckling it but I thought I'd not see her again after a trauma. Thought she'd eat nearby maybe but not here. Now I'm considering bringing yums to her somehow. Dont want to stress her out though, but maybe in time I can reach out.

All this to say, I learned this week that what you're saying is true. It's hard to believe, because Bambi, but deer are adapting to human presence, for sure. A mother deer and her baby are definitely living in the space next to human (and doggo!) presence, as we type. To me it seems to be specifically.

If you care to keep going on my deer-near-human overshare: Additionally, we are next to a dog college, and a fog-light-bright parking lot that opens to a bridge leading into bunches of pooch exercise fields over yonder. There's space and light and hiding trees/brush available in abundance at all times of day. We have had a family of deer come through regularly since moving in, and I mean like 8-12 deer around the house or laying close near the house. This crew's buck bleeted at us once when first moving in, and at 3am no less, I'm assuming to let us know this would be about us moving into deer presence and not the other way around!

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u/procrastimom May 22 '26

We have several generations of mourning doves that temporarily leave their babies in our fenced in backyard. Maybe some of the parents remember being fledglings at “Dovey Daycare”.