r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • Aug 01 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/EyeSuspicious777 Aug 01 '26

History and English are correct. They just swapped math and science.

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u/mootmutemoat Aug 01 '26

Math is green, because you count the money.

Blue is science, because water is key to so many sciences.

Yellow is History, because old pages are yellow.

Red is english, because I hate english with a burning passion.

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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 Aug 01 '26

Science is green because chlorophyll makes things green and thats science

Blue is math because math is cold and calculating

Yellow is history because all we see of historical photos is yellowed pictures therefore everything in history was yellow

Red is english because...uh...its...about words...and words are violent...

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u/MyWorldIsInsideOut Aug 01 '26

Words like violence, break the silence

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u/Silly_Value_5315 Aug 01 '26

r/subsifellfor

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u/ariarchtyx Aug 01 '26

NO. WAY. IT REALZzzzz! Can't wait for first post 2 feed... And you see above how hard I fell 😭

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u/ariarchtyx Aug 01 '26

Oh my Gawd no way Followed!

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u/ariarchtyx Aug 01 '26

Noooooo. It's not REALZ.... 😢

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u/Jazzlike_Citron1155 Aug 01 '26

Stuck in my head now

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u/BlueRasuberry Aug 01 '26

No! English is Red because Read sounds like Red!

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u/fullbastard Aug 01 '26

Noooo history is red because of bloody wars and English is yellow because of pencils

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u/Hawks_12 Aug 01 '26

Because red is a homonym for read which is the past tense of read.

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u/PlankBlank Aug 01 '26

English is red because of royal guards