r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • Aug 01 '26
Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?
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u/WetboiWhiskey Aug 01 '26
Because green is science
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u/EyeSuspicious777 Aug 01 '26
History and English are correct. They just swapped math and science.
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u/Leviathan_Dev Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26
Math: Blue
Science: Green
History: Orange or Yellow
English: RedI will die violently on this 2cm-tall hill
/s for sarcasm but i will not budge on this
Edit: thank you for the award!
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u/Varilz Aug 01 '26
I am a soldier in your army and will die with you on that hill
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u/youngliam Aug 01 '26
Same, blue feels more cold and calculated like math, red more passionate and up for interpretation like language.
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u/mootmutemoat Aug 01 '26
Math is green, because you count the money.
Blue is science, because water is key to so many sciences.
Yellow is History, because old pages are yellow.
Red is english, because I hate english with a burning passion.
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u/Dickie_downer Aug 01 '26
See I vote that history is red, cause history is bloody
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u/Available-Mall-7095 Aug 01 '26
History is yellow because that’s what it is in Trivial Pursuit.
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u/Short-Sound-4190 Aug 01 '26
GASP
TIL this is why I think English should be Purple if it's an option, also that the 2026 edition of Trivial Persuit just released this month after there hasn't been one since 2016!
I might buy one and have a retro board game night...AI is going to destroy trivia games.
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u/Classic_Reply_703 Aug 01 '26
Correct, and you can tell that Trivial Pursuit has the correct color scheme because science is green there.
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u/Available-Mall-7095 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26
Exactly. I don’t know where that guy got green is math because of money. Nobody thinks math is green, not even Staples.
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u/RookieGreen Aug 01 '26
Math is yellow because piss
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u/akatherder Aug 01 '26
So my math is red because piss
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u/VerySwearyFairy Aug 01 '26
You might want to consult a doctor if your piss is red on a consistent basis.
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u/MatchaBerryMage Aug 01 '26
Seconded on this. Math was always yellow - like most of the things I dislike in life :( piss included.
Science is red for fire.
I have no other strong opinions on this matter.
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u/Cosmic_Ricochet Aug 01 '26
I sorta half-agree with this one; math was never yellow for me bc yellow is my favorite color and I wasn’t about to make my least favorite subject yellow, but I do think that math is indeed piss
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u/CrownofMischief Aug 01 '26
For me I say history is yellow because I associate it with things like wheat for widespread agriculture, sandstone for ancient pyramids and other structures, yellow parchment for old texts, and gold coins for old commerce
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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 Aug 01 '26
Science is green because chlorophyll makes things green and thats science
Blue is math because math is cold and calculating
Yellow is history because all we see of historical photos is yellowed pictures therefore everything in history was yellow
Red is english because...uh...its...about words...and words are violent...
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u/SuboptimalSupport Aug 01 '26
You don't even need to color English, the teachers will be sure to mark so much it'll be red anyway.
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u/Froggyhop102 Aug 01 '26
Green is science since science is green
Blue is more mechanical and rigid which gives the vibe of math
Yellow is the color of old stuff which is history
And red is English because it just is
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u/ImaDieTodayLOL Aug 01 '26
I think blue is math because blue feels like one of them smart-intelligent colors.
Green is science because biology and plants, as well as whenever I think of chemicals and shit in a vial, it's always green.
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u/youngliam Aug 01 '26
Exactly and red is english because language. love and passion go hand in hand.
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u/Rymanbc Aug 01 '26
Only because you are correct. Make green science and yellow history, and we're all set.
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u/Material-Wonder1690 Aug 01 '26
Math - Blue
English - Red
Science - Green
History - Yellow
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u/Jimmyftw94 Aug 01 '26
Math would be blue if it was dark blue, but since it is light blue it belongs to English. Math would need to be a darker deep color like Red. Yellow is history since it is a lighter color signaling easier subject. And science is green because it is the color of nature.
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u/issanm Aug 01 '26
Agreed math and science should be switched... Unsure how to feel about English but history is yellow
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u/ElayneGriffithAuthor Aug 01 '26
I love how we all seem to at least agree history is yellow 😂 Math was red for me because I hate math. Blue and green were my favorite colors so science was green and English was blue.
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u/Songhunter Aug 01 '26
Science is blue, c'mon now.
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u/Rynagogo Aug 01 '26
Science blue, Math red. The other two didn’t matter because I was terrible at them.
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u/Pdoinkadoinkadoink Aug 01 '26
Green is not a creative colour.
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u/Cold-Ease-1625 Aug 01 '26
Let's get creative!
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u/Captain-Codfish Aug 01 '26
Hang on now. We all agreed, to never be creative again.
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u/Cold-Ease-1625 Aug 01 '26
I never agreed to that.
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u/Captain-Codfish Aug 01 '26
We all agreed.
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u/Cold-Ease-1625 Aug 01 '26
Woah there, friend, you might need to slow down.
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u/icekraze Aug 01 '26
What is really fun is when you are a biomed major in college and now the colors mean totally different things. Green is biology, blue is chemistry, red is physics, purple is anatomy/physiology. I always avoided yellow because I color coordinated my pen color and yellow pens are unreadable. Therefore math/stats was red if i didn’t have physics that semester or black if I had physics. History was either black or white with black pen.
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u/V-Man776 Aug 01 '26
The joke is that for some reason people get really up in arms about what color of binder or notebook others use for each school subject. This is because people see certain colors as being more fitting for certain subjects than others. It seems as though the Staples social media manager has strong feelings on this topic, saying that OOP chose the wrong color to represent math, even though it really doesn't matter since abstract concepts like school subjects don't really have an objective way to color code them.
With that said, OOP is right. Math is green because I like math and also like green, so clearly they should be paired together.
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u/SatsumaOranges Aug 01 '26
The nuance here is that for some reason a lot of people agree on certain subjects without knowing it. For example, here is a (very small sample size) survey where nearly everyone agreed that science is green.
https://machronicle.com/the-great-rainbow-debate-what-color-are-the-subjects/It was a topic of discussion on social media a few months back, I believe.
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u/papa-hare Aug 01 '26
Is science like biology? That's def green. But chemistry and physics? Idk. (Is science really a subject in school here?! Like non differentiated?)
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u/SatsumaOranges Aug 01 '26
Depends where you live and what grade, I guess. Where I grew up we had a generic science until grade 7, where it split.
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u/Noughmad Aug 01 '26
Same here, but then again we didn't have differentiated history up to that grade as well. We start with one subject of "nature and society", then separate "nature" and "society", then finally separate biology (and later chemistry and physics), history and geography.
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u/m4xr3b0 Aug 01 '26
Usually this sort of color coding is used for younger kids. So yes they just have "science" as a class. Then as they get older most people continue using the same color coding they're used to even when it's no longer enforced.
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u/trustthepudding Aug 01 '26
Green is the stereotypical color of chemicals and radioactivity in popular media so I feel like it all tracks to science.
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u/Epaminodas_ Aug 01 '26
Staples social media manager has strong feelings on this topic
Maybe, but this is marketing. Other people apparently have strong feelings about these colors. If you want to make something go viral on social media then creating outrage can be very effective.
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u/BurntBridgesMusic Aug 01 '26
Math is red
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u/Mutual_mission Aug 01 '26
Math is red because you count with apples and apples are red. checkmate.
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u/201thStabwound Aug 01 '26
Math HAS to be red! It’s the hardest subject to me, so red makes the most sense 😂
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u/in-your-own-words Aug 01 '26
Blue is science and medical.
Red is engineering and operations.
Gold is command.
Green is Kirk's wraparound tunic.
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u/mother_of_all_dogs Aug 01 '26
Why did I have to scroll so far to find this comment? Seems logical to me, but then I am partial to blue…
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u/eneas87 Aug 01 '26
noo math is blue for me
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u/sweatybumfart Aug 01 '26
Yeah, math is blue, English is red, history is yellow, science is green
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u/MagnumMyth Aug 01 '26
This has been the color scheme in every school I've taught at.
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u/Franklin_Payne Aug 01 '26
This is objectively the correct way
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u/Suspicious_State_318 Aug 01 '26
Nah English is yellow because old pages and history is red because of blood and war
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u/Borror0 Aug 01 '26
I'm open to this line of reasoning.
For as long as math is blue.
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u/shirts_on_backwards Aug 01 '26
English is definitely red. The others sound wrong, but I can't pinpoint why. I feel like math was the black cover but that's not pictured.
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u/Cultural-Window-2504 Aug 01 '26
Yep math definately calm blue.
English should be some irritating shade of purple.
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u/NotMyMainLoLzy Aug 01 '26
Math is red and it shouldn’t be that hard.
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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner Aug 01 '26
Math was blue for me
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u/TimidSeaTurtle Aug 01 '26
Agreed. Math feels cold and indifferent and factual, so blue. Red is too bold and opinionated to be math for me.
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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner Aug 01 '26
Actually frfr this was it for me:
Red- English. Idk it just felt red
Orange- science (it’s my favorite color and math was my favorite color but it just felt right to have science)
Yellow- Spanish… idk why tbh
Green- social studies
Blue- math
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u/Defiant-Accountant79 Aug 01 '26
This exactly!! I'm married to a math is red guy 😖
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u/DrDavidson Aug 01 '26
History is red. From all the blood
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u/Shrimp_kisses Aug 01 '26
This is a good argument for history being red, but math is red for danger lol
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u/TheEnlightenedPanda Aug 01 '26
What danger?
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u/Expert-Ad3874 Aug 01 '26
Exponential danger
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u/EscapeyGameMan Aug 01 '26
Danger!
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u/ChiknNWaffles Aug 01 '26
No that's danger factorial.
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u/Im-BackAgain-Babes2 Aug 01 '26
I thought it was the... 👀😏 The danger zone!!!!!
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u/Shrimp_kisses Aug 01 '26
Metaphorical danger. Distress, red alert, danger, poison. Red is the most extreme color. You use be a math wiz lol
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u/goliathfasa Aug 01 '26
I feel like if for a single generation of new American kids, all adults agreed to just pretend math is easy or at least a “normal” subject no harder than anything else, we’d catch up to the rest of the world in terms of math skills.
There’s no genetic reason that only Americans find math impossibly difficult. It just seems to be this self-fulfilling prophecy where everyone grew up thinking math is hard, because their older siblings and parents tell them it’s hard.
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u/NNKarma Aug 01 '26
What made the US fall behind is not only forcing a method without studying if it actually helps people learn but also forcing it to be the only way to solve problems.
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u/NationH1117 Aug 01 '26
Math is red for the color you are seeing when you run the problem for the 50th time and it still doesn’t match the answer in the back of the book
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u/safarifriendliness Aug 01 '26
I appreciate you trying to bring logic into this but I just feel a very red vibe from math
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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 Aug 01 '26
History is green.
Because the blood makes the green grass grow.
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u/Yubat Aug 01 '26
You must be a Marine. They used to scream
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u/enlightnight Aug 01 '26
Math is, ironically, the most emotional subject in school. Red for rage. "What do you mean there's letters now!!??".
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u/Shrimp_kisses Aug 01 '26
I agree with red for math. It was all downhill when I didn't remember my multiplication tables, now I have ptsd.
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u/EscapeSeventySeven Aug 01 '26
Man this whole thread is depressing
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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 Aug 01 '26
I didn’t have recess for a year because of multiplication tables.
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u/Worth_Ad830 Aug 01 '26
I faked being sick every day in third grade to avoid being called up during math and having to multiply in front of others. Found out in adulthood I have dyscalculia.
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u/Sepplord Aug 01 '26
I never understood why they didn’t use letter from the get go.
I also never understood why letters confuse so many though
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u/InformalProtection74 Aug 01 '26
No, they're just variables. Which are just numbers you don't know yet. They can be independent or dependent. They could also be constants, though, which are numbers that you do know and are always the same. And other times they represent sets, matrices, indexes, or vectors. Sometimes they might just be functions. Occasionally they'll be imaginary.
It's really not that difficult or confusing. Don't overthink it.
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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy Aug 01 '26
You'd hate it even more if you knew what'd you have to do if someone didn't figure out the letters.
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u/evolutionsroge Aug 01 '26
Brian here, there is no true correlation. As people grow from adolescence they have a tendency to make connections, even if they’re not always true. For example, the sky is blue. Except when it’s orange or yellow from a sun setting. Or black at night. In the same way, people make correlations with colors and the subjects they learned in school. Sometimes subconsciously, sometimes as a quick hand to quickly finding their notebook. I always put math in my red notebook, so math is red for me, not green. When I go to grab my book, I know which one has math in it because of the color. It’s just how human brains work. We make connections between things, even if they’re not meaningful. The answer is different for everyone, and that’s the joke. If you want more info go talk to a brain doctor. Brian out.
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u/eddie_fitzgerald Aug 01 '26
Since most people are just riffing ... the joke is that which colors correspond to which subjects is completely arbitrary, but also the kind of thing which most people will form some sort of association with for themselves, hence the irony of Staples treating it as something objective and which they feel strongly about (it's not objective, but most people can identify with the vibe that Staples is putting out).
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u/JollyGreenGiant_8 Aug 01 '26
Hot take, math is blue, English is yellow, science is green, and history is red
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u/JoeCacioppo Aug 01 '26
Ice cold, below freezing, next coming of the ice age take. This is the correct answer
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u/ThiccNiqq Aug 01 '26
If you do enough math (like grad school level) you’ll realize that math is actually green.
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u/EternalNewCarSmell Aug 01 '26
Because math is red. This is the way, and the way is eternal.
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u/tennille_24 Aug 01 '26
I’m realizing I’m in the minority with feeling that math is yellow 😬
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u/prowl_great_cain Aug 01 '26
Yellow’s the color of brightness and intellect. I got you
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u/Aworthyopponent Aug 01 '26
I was agreeing but more because I don’t like yellow or math so to me Math is Yellow.
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u/ralthea Aug 01 '26
This was also how I assigned colors. My favorite subjects got my favorite colors.
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u/BlueLotusDoodle Aug 01 '26
THANK YOU! EVERYONE I KNEW WAS ALWAYS WEIRDED OUT WHEN I SAID MATH WAS YELLOW!
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u/Dear-Nebula9395 Aug 01 '26
I'm feeling pretty neurodivergent having picked yellow for math.
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u/ageekyninja Aug 01 '26
Math is yellow because yellow is ugly and I don’t like it
Science is red because science is cool
History is green because it’s calming like listening to a story
English is blue because blue is the color of every school and office ever and English is work
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u/ProgrammerSpiritual2 Aug 01 '26
We think similarly but reached different outcomes! Science is blue because I like science and I like blue. Math is red because it feels aggressive for some reason. History is yellow because I hate yellow and history is boring. English is green because that’s what’s left.
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u/pm_social_cues Aug 01 '26
I’m in the minority in that there is no relation in my mind between colors and subjects. When was I supposed to get that?
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u/Kyujee Aug 01 '26
English is red, Math is blue, History is green, and Science is yellow.
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u/BananaSprinkles Aug 01 '26
Oh my God I almost upvoted this...in what world is history green?!?
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u/flatsound22 Aug 01 '26
English- Yellow
Math- Red
Science-Green
History-Blue
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u/IntermediateCrust Aug 01 '26
YESSS!!
I will say though, the likely reason I have these associations is because my school had colors assigned to each subject. The required materials for every subject needed to be color-coded, especially notebooks and binders.
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u/SoleSurvivorZeke2 Aug 01 '26
Math is red green is science. Did you learn nothing in school?
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u/Light_Yagami72 Aug 01 '26
We did not use coloured notebooks for different subjects. I am from Asia
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u/XeroEnergy270 Aug 01 '26
They are being facetious. It's entirely up to the student as to what notebooks are used. It's just a weird thing that people collectively have preferences.
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u/foxbones Aug 01 '26
No they are spitting facts. Math is red and Science is green. I believe there was a Supreme Court case in the 70s about it.
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u/GOU_FallingOutside Aug 01 '26
I’m starting to feel like I’m the only one who took all their notes on loose leaf paper which they promptly mixed up and/or lost.
Also, I probably should have noticed I had ADHD much earlier than I did.
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u/Cocoatrice Aug 01 '26
After reading a comments, it's mix of USdefaultism and stupid bias. Because nowhere in the whole world people care for colors for their notebooks. If anything, the notebooks have graphics that shows the subject. But of course there are neutral notebooks, too.
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u/Jelousubmarine Aug 01 '26
Yep, in Finland every fucking thing was dark blue because school notebooks are free of charge for elementary school and middle school and you got a stack every autumn.
In high school you got to show some flare if you so chose, or just keep buying the ones schools handed out.
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u/LookimtryingOK Aug 01 '26
Colorblind guy checking in: y’all might be a lil autistic with all the color coding preferences.
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u/TheGoodKindOfMermaid Aug 01 '26
Original Trivial Pursuit Colors -
Blue - Geography Yellow - History Brown - Art Pink - Entertainment Green - Science Orange - Sports and Liesure
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u/One-Faithlessness282 Aug 01 '26
Weirdly enough, I always used green for math
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u/lewd_robot Aug 01 '26
Yep. Math is green for me because of graphing paper, green chalkboards, and the little green screens on old calculators.
Science is blue. History is red. English is whatever is left over, but preferably white.
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u/cloudman901 Aug 01 '26
Ive always done it math:red History:green Science:blue English:yellow/orange or purple
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u/FFZombie65 Aug 01 '26
Trading all these comments… did no one else just buy a pile of one color?
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u/ApatheticAndWaggish Aug 01 '26
Oh damn! Five Star notebooks, are those still around? Why do I feel like I need one.
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u/qualityvote2 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26
u/Light_Yagami72, your post does belong here!