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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • Aug 01 '26
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2.3k u/mootmutemoat Aug 01 '26 Math is green, because you count the money. Blue is science, because water is key to so many sciences. Yellow is History, because old pages are yellow. Red is english, because I hate english with a burning passion. 243 u/Superman246o1 Aug 01 '26 GREEN: Science BLUE: Math YELLOW: History RED: English 26 u/Froggyhop102 Aug 01 '26 Green is science since science is green Blue is more mechanical and rigid which gives the vibe of math Yellow is the color of old stuff which is history And red is English because it just is 20 u/WeapwnX Aug 01 '26 Red is English because it is read 1 u/ariarchtyx Aug 01 '26 This yassss! 3 u/hiimsubclavian Aug 01 '26 We don't call the English redcoats for nothing! 2 u/trainradio Aug 01 '26 I agree, but replace Black for Red. I never liked red. 1 u/lurker_in_the_deep17 Aug 01 '26 You think blue the color of water is mechanical and rigid. What are we doing here if we’re not going to take this seriously 1 u/MrManGuy42 29d ago blue collar 1 u/ariarchtyx Aug 01 '26 No, because it's read! 1 u/Queasy-Celery-7982 29d ago Yes! This is how I operate in my classroom. Depends. lol!
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Math is green, because you count the money.
Blue is science, because water is key to so many sciences.
Yellow is History, because old pages are yellow.
Red is english, because I hate english with a burning passion.
243 u/Superman246o1 Aug 01 '26 GREEN: Science BLUE: Math YELLOW: History RED: English 26 u/Froggyhop102 Aug 01 '26 Green is science since science is green Blue is more mechanical and rigid which gives the vibe of math Yellow is the color of old stuff which is history And red is English because it just is 20 u/WeapwnX Aug 01 '26 Red is English because it is read 1 u/ariarchtyx Aug 01 '26 This yassss! 3 u/hiimsubclavian Aug 01 '26 We don't call the English redcoats for nothing! 2 u/trainradio Aug 01 '26 I agree, but replace Black for Red. I never liked red. 1 u/lurker_in_the_deep17 Aug 01 '26 You think blue the color of water is mechanical and rigid. What are we doing here if we’re not going to take this seriously 1 u/MrManGuy42 29d ago blue collar 1 u/ariarchtyx Aug 01 '26 No, because it's read! 1 u/Queasy-Celery-7982 29d ago Yes! This is how I operate in my classroom. Depends. lol!
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GREEN: Science
BLUE: Math
YELLOW: History
RED: English
26 u/Froggyhop102 Aug 01 '26 Green is science since science is green Blue is more mechanical and rigid which gives the vibe of math Yellow is the color of old stuff which is history And red is English because it just is 20 u/WeapwnX Aug 01 '26 Red is English because it is read 1 u/ariarchtyx Aug 01 '26 This yassss! 3 u/hiimsubclavian Aug 01 '26 We don't call the English redcoats for nothing! 2 u/trainradio Aug 01 '26 I agree, but replace Black for Red. I never liked red. 1 u/lurker_in_the_deep17 Aug 01 '26 You think blue the color of water is mechanical and rigid. What are we doing here if we’re not going to take this seriously 1 u/MrManGuy42 29d ago blue collar 1 u/ariarchtyx Aug 01 '26 No, because it's read! 1 u/Queasy-Celery-7982 29d ago Yes! This is how I operate in my classroom. Depends. lol!
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Green is science since science is green
Blue is more mechanical and rigid which gives the vibe of math
Yellow is the color of old stuff which is history
And red is English because it just is
20 u/WeapwnX Aug 01 '26 Red is English because it is read 1 u/ariarchtyx Aug 01 '26 This yassss! 3 u/hiimsubclavian Aug 01 '26 We don't call the English redcoats for nothing! 2 u/trainradio Aug 01 '26 I agree, but replace Black for Red. I never liked red. 1 u/lurker_in_the_deep17 Aug 01 '26 You think blue the color of water is mechanical and rigid. What are we doing here if we’re not going to take this seriously 1 u/MrManGuy42 29d ago blue collar 1 u/ariarchtyx Aug 01 '26 No, because it's read! 1 u/Queasy-Celery-7982 29d ago Yes! This is how I operate in my classroom. Depends. lol!
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Red is English because it is read
1 u/ariarchtyx Aug 01 '26 This yassss!
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This yassss!
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We don't call the English redcoats for nothing!
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I agree, but replace Black for Red. I never liked red.
You think blue the color of water is mechanical and rigid. What are we doing here if we’re not going to take this seriously
1 u/MrManGuy42 29d ago blue collar
blue collar
No, because it's read!
Yes! This is how I operate in my classroom. Depends. lol!
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