r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • Aug 01 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/Available-Mall-7095 Aug 01 '26

History is yellow because that’s what it is in Trivial Pursuit.

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u/RookieGreen Aug 01 '26

Math is yellow because piss

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u/akatherder Aug 01 '26

So my math is red because piss

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u/VerySwearyFairy Aug 01 '26

You might want to consult a doctor if your piss is red on a consistent basis.

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u/akatherder Aug 01 '26

Why does the doctor want to see red piss

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u/AerondightWielder Aug 01 '26

To... get to the other side? 🤷‍♂️

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u/draglide Aug 01 '26

No, they want to "see" (as in date) you if your pass is red. Doctors are kinky.

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u/read_at_own_risk Aug 01 '26

It'll give him something to talk about when he's golfing with his doctor buddies.

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u/Professional-Mix-562 Aug 01 '26

My last job we had this new guy start and he walked up to the urinal next to me. I look over “hey… is… is red pee bad?” His eyes become alarmed “yes! Yes it is!” “Wait never mind I was worried for a bit, it just turned black I’m ok…. Is it supposed to smoke when it hits the urinal?”

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u/snacksandsoda Aug 01 '26

I’m no doctor, but I could be

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u/itsonlyrockinroll Aug 01 '26

Cause he took a hypocritical oaf and baby wants a porch(e)
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u/SirNobody1919 Aug 01 '26

Because that is one of the easiest signs for bladder cancer.. otherwise a UTI or maybe kidney stones or am enlarged prostate

But BC.. seriously..f cancer (2 batches in my 20s and 30s) both started with my piss coming out red (hematuria).. then the joy of scopes..then TUBRTs.. then chemo all goin through the natural port to your bladder..again.. f cancer

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u/themowlsbekillin Aug 01 '26

Tastes better

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u/Sarrintha Aug 01 '26

The same reason he wants to see a broken arm, money money money!

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u/Impossible_Ad_7367 Aug 01 '26

It would make the doctor see green!

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u/pussyjuicerecycler Aug 02 '26

‘cause it’s metal

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u/sparkleygummiez 29d ago

Cuz he freaky

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u/-M3THUS3L4H Aug 01 '26

I' really scared right now. I thought I peed blod but it was White???

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u/Grannys-Giant-Gash Aug 01 '26

I peed plod when my sis and I were at bible camp together. I xcited to be a uncle

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u/t_for_top Aug 01 '26

This ketamine isn't going to do itself

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u/bicurious-lets-69 Aug 01 '26

As a CNA I can confirm that red piss is normal

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u/BlueClovr Aug 01 '26

So once in a blue moon is fine?

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u/Subsummerfun Aug 02 '26

Could just need to cut back on the beets

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u/Weary-Sympathy-6347 29d ago

Or stop eating so many beets.