Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

[u/Hunan_Palace]

[u/NwgrdrXI]

Everyone is saying gay sex and all that, but honestly... is ye really asking if it is possible to spend 20 years without sex? Is thst really so preposterous? I think a lot of people in reddit could and have done it?

[u/Careful_Ad_9077 → u/NwgrdrXI]

They also had a merry time at circe's island

[u/101TARD → u/Careful_Ad_9077]

EURYLOCHUS: But this was a hell of a twist ,Cause we are weak to a power like this

ODYSSEUS: What was it?

EURYLOCHUS: A woman

[u/YellowTonkaTrunk → u/101TARD]

What

[u/101TARD → u/YellowTonkaTrunk]

She had us with just 2 words

[u/CuddlesForLuck → u/101TARD]

"Come inside."

[u/101TARD → u/CuddlesForLuck]

Damn

[u/InformationTrick8714 → u/101TARD]

I had to explain to my wife how that line would be so effective. She’s a little vanilla lol

[u/EmiliaTrown → u/InformationTrick8714]

Please explain🧐

[u/InformationTrick8714 → u/EmiliaTrown]

I’m not sure if this is a serious question or a setup but I’ll answer anyways.
When having sex if a woman asks you to “come inside” it’s considered very hot to many

Also these men haven’t seen many women in along time so it could just be the sound of a woman’s voice but I like my take better

[u/EmiliaTrown → u/InformationTrick8714]

Ooooh now i get it. And that was actually a serious question because i didnt put that together in my head at all😂

[u/Ayrko → u/101TARD]

Welcome to the best part of your lives

[u/Babbit55 → u/Ayrko]

Go ahead and rest wherever you like

[u/darkunknowperson → u/Babbit55]

I got you, don't worry Circe's got you noow!

[u/ChrisWrld_25 → u/darkunknowperson]

Only I stay outside, but the rest went in!

[u/Lolkimbo → u/CuddlesForLuck]

DON'T TEMPT ME, FRODO! I DARE NOT TAKE IT!

[u/matthewmurdocksbutt → u/CuddlesForLuck]

Holy shit, how did it take me reading this to truly understand the joke.

[u/staebles → u/CuddlesForLuck]

[u/Music_withRocks_In → u/Careful_Ad_9077]

Yea, in the book they had quite a bit of sex.  Odysseus more than anyone.