r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 27d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/NwgrdrXI 27d ago

Everyone is saying gay sex and all that, but honestly... is ye really asking if it is possible to spend 20 years without sex? Is thst really so preposterous? I think a lot of people in reddit could and have done it?

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u/brownies_delight 27d ago

I’m 30 and I’ve never had sex. Totally possible

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u/OwnJunket6495 27d ago

Yer a wizard, Harry!

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u/brownies_delight 27d ago edited 27d ago

Sadly I have to wait 10 more years technically but I can’t wait
🧙‍♂️

Edit:found out the original age according to the meme is 30. I’m a wizard, let’s goo

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u/Felixkeeg 27d ago

They had to move it up to 40 because the Arcane Wizard Society claimed that there were too many new wizards coming in.

Talk about pulling up the ladder behind you.

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u/OwnJunket6495 27d ago

Oh shit I forgot it was 40 lmao… carry on 🫡

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u/fgzhtsp 27d ago

Wan't it 30 in Japan?

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u/OwnJunket6495 27d ago

I think this is an anime reference but I haven’t seen it so I’ll go with, yes.

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u/PyrZern 27d ago

40 is being a sage.

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u/SumYumGhai 26d ago

40 is Sage. 30 is Wizard.

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u/Solid-Severe 27d ago

wait what, what was 40?

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u/SumYumGhai 26d ago

40 is Sage. 30 is Wizard.

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u/GreenRey 27d ago

Might as well go for the Pope status at that point.

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u/matchatwix 27d ago

It's 40 now? And here i thought I'm gonna be a wizard soon

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u/SexyShave 27d ago

In Japan it's 30 years old.

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u/violet_wings 27d ago

As an asexual forty something who has no desire whatsoever to have sex with anyone, I really feel like I kind of cheated my way into wizarddom. I mean, sure, I can throw fireballs and turn water into Mountain Dew, but I didn't really have to suffer for it the way other wizards did.

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u/SamTasticElastic 27d ago

Yer a wanker, Harry!

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u/Backdoor_Spreader 27d ago

No he's a redditor

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u/lbutler1234 27d ago

You bastard!

Your virginity streak has usurped mine!

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u/whalatix 27d ago

So... what wizard subclass have you picked?

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u/brownies_delight 27d ago

Healing/support. Always my playstyle

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u/Particular_Title42 27d ago

It's a great way to make friends.

But evidently not a good way to get laid.

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u/ThisIsMyComment2 26d ago

Objectively best class, you'll outlive everyone else. Being healthy is also pretty much a prerequisite to any other goal.

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u/SkepsisJD 26d ago

Every time I think about this, I always laugh because Tim Tebow was purposefully celibate until his 30s. Dude had a Miss Universe trying to bang him, and he said nah. That is some legendary level of wizard.

Bu its all good, he married another Miss Universe lmao

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u/virtualEnthusiasm827 27d ago

my first time was at 28 in massage parlor

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u/Total_Network6312 27d ago

sure but these would be uber masculine mean used to doing regular daily poundings.

I think it's probably easier to continue going without something you've never had, compared to suddenly going without something you've had in spades your entire life

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u/Automatic-Rest5512 27d ago

don't brandish your brownies

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u/Clynelish1 27d ago

Of course it's possible. It takes two to tango. If you can't find someone to enjoy it with, you're going solo. Sorry about your luck.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

i'm 35 or 36, one of those. also never had sex. Once i reach 40 i get a movie.

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u/tothehopeless1 26d ago

I didn’t know there anre others who make that same joke. I turn 40 in October. 🤣

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u/What_a_fat_one 27d ago

Would you like to?

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u/pojolvn 27d ago

2 years left to reach your milestone. I'd like to hear your story honestly.

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u/Total_Network6312 27d ago

sure but these would be uber masculine mean used to doing regular daily poundings.

I think it's probably easier to continue going without something you've never had, compared to suddenly going without something you've had in spades your entire life

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy 27d ago

First 18 years don't count. You start counting at 18, so you can't say it's possible till you're 38.

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u/Weaselot_III 26d ago

Same...same

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u/Secure_Lead_7246 26d ago

21 and no sex man.

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u/master_of_entropy 25d ago

Who is the sex man?

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u/Queasy_Albatross8272 27d ago

I weep for you

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u/S7zy 27d ago

Why?

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u/Jordan823 26d ago

Because you weren't getting any when you were 12, like a real man /s