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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 27d ago
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real answer: they raped and pillaged. Sacked a city, killed people, stole shit, took women slaves
51 u/Fine-Friendship-1292 27d ago Wait a minute.. they stole shit??! 57 u/Particular_Title42 27d ago Not literal shit. Just stuff and people and animals. 14 u/Evil_Dry_frog 27d ago Maybe shit too, cow pies and be used for fuel. 3 u/Particular_Title42 27d ago True. But you wouldn't want to get them wet. 2 u/FanOfForever 27d ago Why steal cow pies when you can just steal the cows? 1 u/lastres0rt 26d ago Think the Greeks knew about the shrooms on the cow patties? 1 u/Evil_Dry_frog 26d ago No, and I think that explains a lot.
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Wait a minute.. they stole shit??!
57 u/Particular_Title42 27d ago Not literal shit. Just stuff and people and animals. 14 u/Evil_Dry_frog 27d ago Maybe shit too, cow pies and be used for fuel. 3 u/Particular_Title42 27d ago True. But you wouldn't want to get them wet. 2 u/FanOfForever 27d ago Why steal cow pies when you can just steal the cows? 1 u/lastres0rt 26d ago Think the Greeks knew about the shrooms on the cow patties? 1 u/Evil_Dry_frog 26d ago No, and I think that explains a lot.
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Not literal shit. Just stuff and people and animals.
14 u/Evil_Dry_frog 27d ago Maybe shit too, cow pies and be used for fuel. 3 u/Particular_Title42 27d ago True. But you wouldn't want to get them wet. 2 u/FanOfForever 27d ago Why steal cow pies when you can just steal the cows? 1 u/lastres0rt 26d ago Think the Greeks knew about the shrooms on the cow patties? 1 u/Evil_Dry_frog 26d ago No, and I think that explains a lot.
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Maybe shit too, cow pies and be used for fuel.
3 u/Particular_Title42 27d ago True. But you wouldn't want to get them wet. 2 u/FanOfForever 27d ago Why steal cow pies when you can just steal the cows? 1 u/lastres0rt 26d ago Think the Greeks knew about the shrooms on the cow patties? 1 u/Evil_Dry_frog 26d ago No, and I think that explains a lot.
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True. But you wouldn't want to get them wet.
2 u/FanOfForever 27d ago Why steal cow pies when you can just steal the cows?
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Why steal cow pies when you can just steal the cows?
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Think the Greeks knew about the shrooms on the cow patties?
1 u/Evil_Dry_frog 26d ago No, and I think that explains a lot.
No, and I think that explains a lot.
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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 27d ago
real answer: they raped and pillaged. Sacked a city, killed people, stole shit, took women slaves