r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/Personal-Try7163 9d ago

Am i the only person who gets compeltely naked?

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u/IllustriousWall1564 9d ago

My son does - and I just wonder if this will continue for the rest of his life. I have brought it up with him that he doesn’t have to do that, but he states that it’s the most comfortable so 🤷‍♀️

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u/KafalayUcayGidey 9d ago

Your son knows the way.

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 9d ago

Sorry but you conform to society. He's a free thinker.

Squatting and pooping is the most natural form for humans and reduces a bunch of issues like hemmroids. They did studies for this at Stanford and Harvard. Unfortunately, culture is a stronger factor than science. People simply dont question things.

Your son goes naked because its way easier and more comfortable knowing you do not have to deal with stuff like your pants, your shirt, anything else that might touch the toilet cover or seat.

Your son will probably do well in life since they can see what society tells them to do, then try things themselves and figure out what works better.

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u/No_Extension4005 9d ago

For me it's because the bathroom is cramped and gets warm in every season but winter.

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u/HighOnGoofballs 9d ago

I went to college with a dude who had to get buck ass naked to poop. When we lived in the frat house he’d hang his shirt and pants on the little hook in the stall lol. Even had to do it at the Pizza Hut buffet all hung over one day

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u/SNES-lover1 9d ago

He is fully aware he doesn’t have to, he might also be fully aware that is fucking weird but that’s not going to stop him. Doesn’t stop me, and I can’t be bothered to get out of the habit.

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u/SkriVanTek 9d ago

my daughter too. from the first time she ever did it on the grown up toilet seat until now. absolutely never with any cloths. jewelry can stay on. only one time in winter when it was really cold she tried keeping socks on.

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u/omgitsjagen 9d ago

I used to have to get naked. I did stop (unless it's a real struggle bus affair), but it did take until I was about 40. It lined up with getting bidets/washlets in every room, so maybe it's a response to not feeling clean? Idk.

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u/time2sow 9d ago

My son too. I was like dude this is not normal but it's your time so do you. 

 Now i gotta go apologize ig

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u/LundqvistNYR 9d ago

I did this until I was in my 30s. I can’t explain it but when I was a kid it was uncomfortable to shit with clothes on haha.

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u/soihavetosay 9d ago

From a very young age... my son too

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u/Jar_of_Cats 9d ago

The further the shirt is found lets you know the situation. I have a shelf on the way to the bathroom. That means it was a photo finish

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u/kr44ng 9d ago

Take it from someone in his 40s, it'll continue for the rest of his life