r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 9d ago

u/shehan_dmg, your post does belong here!

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u/Spiritual_Donkey_525 9d ago

Serious shit

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u/m3R000 9d ago

The question is how did she know he took his shirt off unless she was there in the bathroom with him

I'm married for over a year and engaged for way longer and I've never seen him on the toilet and don't plan to

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u/Full-Ad-2725 9d ago

Meh, we respect each other’s moments but when your partner is sick, when your kid is potty training and can’t wait etc you’re bound to end up seeing a lot

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u/m3R000 9d ago

To be honest I didn't think that far ahead about certain situations and of course I'll have no problem with that

My reply came from the fact that I'm so nervous I can't even go to the bathroom if I know he's just right outside the door so I need my space and I give him his

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u/bluemuppetman 9d ago

Been with my wife for over 20 years now. While we don’t run to join each other in the bathroom, when she got injured and needed care for almost 10 months (shower, toilet, getting dressed etc) you step up and all that nervous energy disappears.

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u/ryanvango 9d ago

Every time I saw people getting like catheters or whatever on tv, like on house or whatever, I'd always think how that would be so monumentally uncomfortable to have someone handling my peener, especially manipulating the opening. I've probably thought about it 100s of times in my life.

A month ago I needed it done. I did not care one bit. The thought crossed my mind, but I wasn't uncomfortable at all. And the rest of my hospital stay, any time they had to adjust it or whatever, I was just like "yeah, do whatever. I do not care anymore." They even forgot to close my door a couple times when there was an 80% chance I was gonna show my undercarriage to the hall. Didn't care. sponge bath? go for it.

It was unusual enough that I recognized it as unusual, but not uncomfortable. You just see it as a thing that needs to be done.

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u/Alzucard 9d ago

As someone who handles katheters daily. We also dont really care. Nobody has to be ashamed.

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u/Dehouston 9d ago

Good on you.

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u/MjolnirTheThunderer 9d ago

When my wife had the worst food poisoning of her life from a tainted lobster soup, we ended up at the emergency room because she was shitting and vomiting uncontrollably and it took them an entire night to get her stabilized.

I had the privilege of helping her in the bathroom repeatedly throughout the night, getting the diaper off so she could use the toilet and stay there for moral support, and then get a fresh diaper back on her. The one time, as we were leaving the bathroom she immediately shit the fresh diaper and we had to start all over. 😅

I had also tasted her soup during dinner, so I had a mild case of delayed onset food poisoning that kicked in later that morning. We both spent the entire next day sleeping after that terrible night.

The best part is that this all happened during a romantic getaway weekend at a bed and breakfast in another city. We only ended up using the bed part, not the breakfast 😂

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u/thenumbersthenumbers 9d ago

I disrobe on my walk toward… like Clark Kent loosening his tie on the way to the phone booth

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u/LongHorsa 9d ago

Married for 11 years, together 16. When you only have one bathroom, sometimes necessity dictates that you're both in there at the same time. The unspoken rule is that you avert your gaze or pull the shower curtain across when it's time to wipe.

You still have time to see and experience all kinds of things you didn't plan to.

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u/Muzzledpet 9d ago

All depends on the people involved. It's just me and my SO in our apartment, and neither of us care and have whiny cats, so the bathroom door typically is always just open.

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u/Random_user_of_doom 9d ago

Mine comes out and puts then t shirt back on. No need to witness the act...

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u/MattiasCrowe 9d ago

I dont understand this. Its just pooping. Your partner has to do this daily. Ive never had a partner where I was concerned about seeing them/ been seen using the toilet. Is it going to change your love to see your partner do something that you also do? If you think its gross that's fine, but I dont think its taboo

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u/Tini- 9d ago

Some bathrooms have a separate toilet area with its one door. He probably took it off before he walked in there.

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u/humtaro 9d ago

Or he took it off before walking into a normal bathroom? Sounds like an at-home situation

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u/Metals4J 9d ago

I had to scroll way too far to find this.

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u/venus_asmr 9d ago

Because if your really shitting for your life, your gonna sweat a lot doing. Makes sense to take your top off to avoid. And it can be more comfortable 

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u/IdleHandsBusyMinds 9d ago

For real. It's serious business when the sweat starts pouring out and you're getting nauseous.

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u/OutsidePainter3548 9d ago

Bro are y'all okay?

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u/scarrita 9d ago

These dudes need more fiber

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u/ReturnOfBane 9d ago

Trust me, you end up the same way on the crapper with extra fiber, but you have to flush halfway unless you want a turd spanking your cheek.

Don't get the munchies and eat an entire box of Fibre 1 within a day.

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u/TopMemory528 9d ago

fiber means bigger. hell nah. more water than fiber should be good i assume its up to your daily movement.

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u/Julix0 9d ago

Both water and fiber.
Fiber needs water to do it‘s job. Together they keep things moving smoothly and prevent constipation (You just need to make sure that you increase your fiber intake slowly)

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 9d ago

This person has regular bowel movements.

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u/MaximumSubtlety 8d ago

I am bewildered by this thread.

Pooping has never been a ... struggle?

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u/abracadammmbra 8d ago

My wife has been on a fiber kick. She got taco shells with extra fiber for me (she doesnt eat tacoshells). Neither of us bothered to see exactly how much fiber was in each shell. It was 17grams. 61% of your daily fiber needs. Per shell. I had 4. I didnt shit for 2 days. But when I did shit, it was the best shit I had ever had in my life. I was on a camping trip and we were just sitting in the woods. I was surrounded by beautiful scenery, birds chirping, low thunder rolling in the distance, a very very light rain, and a shit that easily took 30 minutes with minimal fighting. I dont think ill ever achieve that level of peace again.

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u/cheapdrinks 9d ago

Lmao what? Fiber makes your shit softer and easier to pass not bigger. Who the hell told you that fiber makes your shits bigger? 😂

I drink a lot of protein powder and before taking metamucil I was always shitting these horrific solid as a rock turds that took endless straining to get out despite drinking liters of water every day. Started taking metamucil (a fiber supplement) and after that I now get these nice perfect soft turds that barely need any wiping and squeeze out super easy.

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u/Other_Mike 9d ago

This happens after every camping trip. Doesn't matter how much fiber I eat or what. My body just locks things down in unfamiliar territory, then I have a backlog (heh) to clear when I get home.

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u/mistwire 9d ago

You GET NAUSEOUS taking a shit???? How? Why? Are you ill?

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u/No_Ladder_9818 9d ago

I have IBS and have occasional episodes of "shitting for my life," but after my most recent session, my daughter informed the rest of the family, "Mom was up in the middle of the night fighting demons." Whatever you call it, the sweating is intense.

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 9d ago

I have severe IBS but no sweating is usually involved. It all comes out way too easily, in fact.

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u/Sipas 9d ago

And it's cold sweat. I get constipated once in every decade but my life flashes before my eyes every time.

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u/Galencourt-Lover 9d ago

As a non native English speaker, "shitting for your life" is not an expression I ever thought I’d see

That’s wild 💀

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u/Personal-Try7163 9d ago

Am i the only person who gets compeltely naked?

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u/sovetsky-soiuz 9d ago

yooo i’m completely naked rn shitting

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u/Lorvintherealone 9d ago

I also shit compeltly naked, i'd hate it if my top got in the way.

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u/crokycrok 9d ago

Same. And I do not want any hindrance on my legs...

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u/jaxonya 9d ago

Nurse checking in.. Some of yall seriously need to switch up your diets. You should not be struggling like this

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u/chefianf 9d ago

Chef here with experience in healthcare, I can help with this

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u/space-hemax-c2c 9d ago

Plumber here

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 9d ago

Yo what’s a surefire toilet? Last time I bought one, they sold me on being able to flush 12 golf balls. Apparently I need one that can flush 12 golf balls covered in a jar of peanut butter.

Maybe I just need less colon.

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u/space-hemax-c2c 9d ago

I just play a plumber on Reddit but I’d say try more semicolon.

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u/These-Nectarine9214 9d ago

I hate how hard I laughed at this

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u/Fun-Heron-7609 9d ago

Better than no colon.

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u/MotorBoatinOdin1 9d ago

Your going to want to get yourself an American standard Vormax toilet thats gonna be your top tier power for residential - above that were talking commercial flushing

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u/Winter_Aspect_8675 9d ago

You ever looked a man in the eye's, a constipated man, desperate for relief, while you snaked him?

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u/edebt 9d ago

There's a few ways to interpret this sentence, all of them hilarious and gross.

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u/squirleydan 9d ago

Sometimes you just need a good plunging.

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u/baabaablacksheep1111 9d ago

A ball valve and some pvc cement would fix it in a jiffy.

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u/Background_Note6281 9d ago

Receptionist here.

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u/Scrug 9d ago

It has nothing to do with the poo itself, it's like an uncomfortable feeling wearing clothes while doing it. It doesn't bother me as much as it used to when I was younger, but if it's not winter then socks have to come off before hand.

I think it has something to do with senses being heightened while in a vulnerable position, and the sensation of clothes touching everywhere is just too much.

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u/HallucinatedLottoNos 9d ago

This, plus being fat, I overheat very easily.

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u/Acausticacoustic 8d ago

"..... I overheat very easily."

Overheating while taking a dump is a whole another level of human exertion I never knew existed. The more I know....

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 9d ago

Picturing someone doing it in a public bathroom is really funny though- just seeing someone's entire outfit draped over the top of the stall lmao

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u/Snaffle27 9d ago

Exactly. This is one if many reasons that shitting in public restrooms is only for desperate situations. I'm sure there are some crazy bastards that still fully strip down in public restrooms though.

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u/SNES-lover1 9d ago

It’s not about the diet. It’s about having larger or longer clothes and not wanting the constriction of pulled down pants, well that’s what I guess. For me it’s just an irrational thing to do.

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u/Laxativus 9d ago

It's not about that. Even if it's fast and easy it just feels right not to have any clothes on with the possible exception of socks.

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u/crokycrok 9d ago

User's name checks out. (And yes, I confirm)

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u/Spiff2Faded 9d ago

Mines bc of the suboxone i take. Still take softeners that dont do much

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u/CarmichaelD 9d ago

The phrase we use is “all squish, no push”. Narcotics (buprenorphine is an opioid agonist) slow movement in the digestive track. You need a stimulant laxative like dulcolax or miralax.

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u/Sethlans 9d ago

The way Americans talk about drugs by their brand name blows my mind.

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u/JHMfield 9d ago

That's marketing for you. Americans often use a brand same so much it becomes the default way to call it. Like Tylenol. Many Americans don't even know they could get the exact same medication way cheaper if they just bought the generic version.

Using the Tylenol example, it's just common paracetamol, and generic versions are like half or even one third of the price as the brand version.

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u/Zealotus77 9d ago

Except paracetamol is acetaminophen over here. Even generic drug names are sometimes different.

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 9d ago

Ya man, miralax turns your insides into a slip-n-slide.
Source: recent colonoscopy prep.

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u/tikaani95 9d ago

Get you a bottle of magnesium citrate at Walmart it’s 1 dollar and it’ll fix your problem

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u/pdxblazer 9d ago

is just comfy

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u/stratdog25 9d ago

What’s medically wrong with pooping naked??

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u/DragonBadgerBearMole 9d ago

It’s the one place you can manspread unabashedly anymore, can’t have pants ruining that.

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u/United_Pain 9d ago

I also also shit compeltletlty naked

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u/Amtrox 9d ago

I find it so unhygienic if people leave their clothes on while shitting. It’s gross.

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u/Subpars0up 9d ago

Do you pull your pants down to fart as well?

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u/Bobbyg2287 9d ago

This made me LOL, lol

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u/acryliq 9d ago

How does that work in public bathrooms?

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u/Otherwise_Demand4620 9d ago

The trick is to just leave the house naked, that way the world is your public bathroom.

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u/DismalSoil9554 9d ago

feral noises intensify

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u/sadsackspinach 9d ago

fecal noises intensify

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u/Tyrone3105 9d ago

Just never use a public bathroom to shit… unless it’s extremely extremely dire.

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u/Windrider904 9d ago

Man, life without IBS must be amazing. I wouldn’t know.

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u/Self-Comprehensive 9d ago

I make sure I'm empty before I leave the house and take immodium if I'm feeling even a little bit "shitty". Helps a lot with avoiding the public restrooms. I also carry a pill or two in my pocket just in case. Might not keep me out of the public restrooms but I won't be going twice

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 9d ago

Yeah been a looong time since i shit in public. I got it down to a morning routine pretty good these days

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u/Pengunguy21 9d ago

Don't lose them

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u/Spectos 9d ago

Outside of the home only the shirt comes off. It acts as a fart funnel.

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u/CodeSalamander 9d ago

You know how we always see those stories about people getting shit on the ceiling somehow in public restrooms? Yep, its the buck ass naked shitters.

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u/LessInThought 9d ago

If I'm at home, sure. If I'm outside? The chance of my pants wiping the floor while I'm taking them off is too high. I also don't want to hang my clothes on the hanger, you never know if skid marks mcgee hung his undies there before you.

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u/thinkfloyd79 9d ago

Exactly why I shit without a shirt on too. It's like the aura of shit sticks to the shirt.

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u/Flaky-Page8721 9d ago

Yes, but now isn't your body covered with poop particles? Do you then take a shower everytime you shit?

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u/United_Pain 9d ago

Absolutely not are you crazy?? I walk through the car wash, shit is gross!

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u/Vaelthune 9d ago

Lmao wtf

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u/TekThunder 9d ago

Got a little mental thing going on there dude lol

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u/Soulfly-prot 9d ago

Competitively you mean

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u/Aristarchus1981 9d ago

BattleShits

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u/AdelaideLooking4Sex 9d ago

I shit competitively naked as well, I usually leave the stall door open and stared down any fucker that looks at me

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u/Psychological_Pea14 9d ago

Right there with ya brother!

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u/AlternativeLog5494 9d ago

In naked shitting and posting on reddit as I type

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u/itsnatnot_gnat 9d ago

When it gets real bad and gurgling I'll strip naked and pray I don't die.

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u/in1gom0ntoya 9d ago

what does this have to do with any of this?

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u/SouthPerformer8949 9d ago

I appreciated a randomly placed joke, actually

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u/NuclearBroliferator 9d ago

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u/StickDangerous925 9d ago

I don't have a stole this meme photo yet. Just know, if I had one, I would have used it.

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u/AsScLoWn-BaNiT 9d ago

Here you go

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u/pshychopath_ 9d ago

Thanks bro

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u/BobbyBoopersnoot 9d ago

When it gets real bad and gurgling I'll strip naked and pray I don't die

Just slamming one's fist into the wall and apologizing to God while it happens

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u/cherryice314 9d ago

gurgling.

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u/IllustriousWall1564 9d ago

My son does - and I just wonder if this will continue for the rest of his life. I have brought it up with him that he doesn’t have to do that, but he states that it’s the most comfortable so 🤷‍♀️

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u/KafalayUcayGidey 9d ago

Your son knows the way.

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 9d ago

Sorry but you conform to society. He's a free thinker.

Squatting and pooping is the most natural form for humans and reduces a bunch of issues like hemmroids. They did studies for this at Stanford and Harvard. Unfortunately, culture is a stronger factor than science. People simply dont question things.

Your son goes naked because its way easier and more comfortable knowing you do not have to deal with stuff like your pants, your shirt, anything else that might touch the toilet cover or seat.

Your son will probably do well in life since they can see what society tells them to do, then try things themselves and figure out what works better.

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u/No_Extension4005 9d ago

For me it's because the bathroom is cramped and gets warm in every season but winter.

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u/BlakeC16 9d ago

I have absolutely no idea why taking my socks off would help, but there in that moment when it feels like life or death, you know you have to take off your socks.

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u/CP_DaBeast 9d ago

I can answer that right now from the toilet. It was to distract long enough for the hard part to be over. It worked. 

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u/xnef1025 9d ago

If there's a hard part you probably need to drink more water and eat more fiber.

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u/jastubi 9d ago

Nah this is like something you ate just doesn't agree with you and your stomachs rumbling and you're in terrible pain. Then all of a sudden it just explodes out of you, all of prayers have been answer and you tell God you're sorry and you didnt really mean it.

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u/therealkami 9d ago

People will do anything but eat more fiber.

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u/jeobleo 9d ago

Sometimes it's quite the opposite. I don't usually struggle on the hard ones. That's what she said.

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u/Hallonbat 9d ago

Socks makes you feel warmer because it's in the extremities and straining makes you warmer, thus removing socks makes you feel less warm.

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u/Pas2 9d ago

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u/Puzzleheaded-Type451 9d ago

Hey whatever you want to do in the privacy of your own home is cool with me but awhile ago, I took my kids to see Dog-Man the Musical (don't judge) and during the intermission, we went to the bathroom. There was this dude taking a piss at the urinals with his pants down around his ankles and his hairy bare ass for all to see. As you can imagine, there were a lot of kids there and I just scurried the kids along but c'mon, my guy. Time and place.

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 9d ago

He went full Butters.

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u/luigisanto 9d ago

Is that you George Costanza?

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u/Ill_Noise_2157 9d ago

Knowing you is like going into the jungle

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u/s_sam01 9d ago

Came here to find this.

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u/G0fraj 9d ago

Its SOO GOOOD to shit naked

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u/Master_Farm_445 9d ago

All you all need to eat more vegetables

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u/Winter_Beautiful_791 9d ago

I flay myself before a shit

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u/ExiledCanuck 9d ago

I do also, depends on the shit I feel coming.

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u/gutpirate 9d ago

As long as you bring your phone with u i wont judge.

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u/in1gom0ntoya 9d ago

its the only way

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u/Avilow 9d ago

Nope me to

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u/qwert2812 9d ago

I knew I'm not alone lmao.

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u/sibaltas 9d ago

Came here to say this

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u/MechanicTypical9725 9d ago

Nope, I do too

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u/AVAVT 9d ago

Shitting without getting naked is a special level of psycho mania.

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u/Tomato_Gh0st 9d ago

This is the way

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u/JackfruitRadiant7021 9d ago

Its I, Robert Loggia.

Guy has to poo badly.

Thats poo, as in P - Pay me later, That's Robert Loggia!

O - Oh my god thats Robert Loggia

O - Robert Loggia

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u/Crazy__Donkey 9d ago

H - hoooo im finally relieved.

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u/Bogdan2021 9d ago

W - wowsers, why is the toilet seat broken?? 💔

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u/User-Name-3886 9d ago

O - Robert Loggia

😂

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u/Meduza223 9d ago

I've got no idea, but I take off shirt if it's too long

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u/Redditiscomplicated 9d ago

If it takes longer, the shirt might start to smell like shit.

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u/Legitimate_Start_459 9d ago

Exactly. The shirt is just holding in shit air. Trapping it against your body. You're walking out of the bathroom with the equivalent of a partially inflated balloon full of shit air. It will offgas for a while.

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u/Creepy_Captain_3399 9d ago

We've all been there

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u/BetterKev 9d ago

Apparently not the tweeter or our OP.

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u/psychohistorian8 9d ago

people are saying they sweat when they poop??!

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u/Pluvio_ 9d ago

Food poisoning or horrible indigestion can result in feeling hot and cold and breaking out in sweats. Some peoples bodies have a more intense response than others. But trust me if you are ever in the scenario where you practically feel dizzy from being so horribly stomach sick.. you'll understand the stripping down thing.

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u/Jedi-in-EVE 9d ago

When a person is suffering from serious gastrointestinal-intestinal distress (bad food or bad choices in food), the cramping is so severe it triggers a strong vasovagal response, and sweating is a very common thing. People get dizzy, and can sometimes pass out as well.

If you’ve never experienced this in your life, then you are one of the fortunate few.

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u/Kazy17 9d ago

I guess I'm one of those fortunate ones

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u/ZiggoTheFlamerose 9d ago

Honestly it's always quite hot in my bathroom because Im living in a flat and the pipes with hot water for washing and central heating, also poor ventilation without windows. If Im coming in there right after all day this heat being there, you bet I have to take my shirt off lol

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u/bartosz_ganapati 9d ago

No, we haven't. I absolutely have no idea what it's about. 😅

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 9d ago

The issue is society doesnt talk about a TON of things. Most kids are like sheep. They grow up, accept whatever they are told, do whatever they are told, become adults who never really engage thinking skills at a cultural level. They just follow society, tradition, etc.

Meanwhile its simple. Take clothes off, shit. Put clothes back on. Think about that experience.

Most people dont even think about their shit and why its shitting this particular way and what meals are affecting it. Nobody talks about it. When its one of the best ways to gauge your HP bar.

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u/MRSRN65 9d ago

Uh, no, we haven't. What is wrong with your diet?

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u/eraser8 9d ago

Every man in this thread knows what her boyfriend is going through.

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u/Nohly 9d ago

I’m a woman and I get completely naked to take a shit. It’s not a gendered thing.

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u/jeremyfactsman 8d ago

The women who do it routinely tend to know to get tested for gastrointestinal disorders though

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u/Bunowa 9d ago

He doesn't get naked for the fun of it. He gets completely naked because his stomach really hurts and he his shitting hard. When you're in such a situation, it is much more comfortable to take your shirt of or get completely naked because you get hot and you feel restrained.

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u/Mironder 9d ago

Maybe he thought getting the shit out would take so much effort he'd start to sweat?

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u/StuckInTheNorth 9d ago

I don't wish this type of shit on anyone.

It's the kind of shit where your stomach is ripping in pain.

The pain causes you to overheat and the only thing you feel can relieve yourself is to get naked so nothing it touching your body except the toilet seat.

Been there too many times...

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u/painting_ether 9d ago

Unless it's due to medicine, please eat more fiber (or take a daily supplement, but start SLOW... you don't want to shock your body with fiber) and drink more liquids... your colon will thank you

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u/SolidStash 9d ago

I don't know about everyone else, but shits like that are typically because I've made a terrible mistake by eating something, and are not like an everyday occurrence. Basically your body is throwing an immune response to how your stomach is reacting, you sweat profusely, turn white as a sheet, and are doubled over in pain on the toilet.

So it's not like "I'm not eating enough fiber", it's " I ate questionably cooked meat on top of way more fondue than lactose pills can keep up with, I'm going to go die in the bathroom for 20 minutes"

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u/ICanSeeNow17 9d ago

One time I got food poisoning from a bad burrito. It was so bad, I had to crawl to the bathroom. I sat on the toilet, naked, with cold sweats. When I would finish, I would I would just lay in front of the toilet on the cold marble as it was the only thing that would cool me down. Then I would have another round on the toilet. It happened 5 or 6 times. 

It's the only time I've literally thought about praying for death.

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u/Blitzfieber 9d ago

Its a Seinfeld reference

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u/ecco311 9d ago

I found that episode especially funny when I first watched it because I do the same. It just feels good to take off your shirt. I was discussing that with my friends one day among other toilet behaviours and found one of them does it too.

Guys.... Try taking off your shirt to shit (best is completely naked)

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u/TruskVarner 9d ago

It frees him up. No encumbrances.

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u/dplans455 9d ago

Unbuttoned or all the way off?

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u/spawndoorsupervisor 9d ago

Yeah, so many quirky people on social media just straight up steal jokes and character qualities from Seinfeld and Friends as their own. It works pretty well considering there's like two generations of internet users who likely never saw those shows.

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u/academiac 9d ago

Costanza

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u/CommunityEast4651 9d ago

The Costanza Method

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u/drudman6 9d ago

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u/casualreader77 9d ago

Scrolled waaaaay to much to find this

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u/Asume_Nuthin 9d ago

Actually often yes. Prevents the poop fumes from travelling up and getting trapped in the shirt to smell less like shit when you finish

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u/TiredPangolin27 9d ago

Farticles

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u/Jaessie_devs 9d ago

I take off the shirt and might get naked cause of the heat, the heat here is just outrageous

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u/luckfade 9d ago

I have a small fan that blows air over the top of my head in my washroom.

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u/sonkds 9d ago

Bro is George Costanza

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u/Junior_Community_913 9d ago

Man is about to go into Gear 2.

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u/Solbuster 9d ago

If it's a serious dump you might get hot and sweaty so taking off a shirt helps to cool off, prevent dirtying it and also gives less restricted feeling

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u/Jaded-Trouble3669 9d ago

Some people do this, I used to work with a guy who would leave parties to go home and take a shit because he would get completely naked to do it and then immediately take a shower after.

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u/Icy-Molasse1 9d ago

It is that serious. It requires a range of movement that clothes can't bear.

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u/Throwaway229487 9d ago

clothes can't bear

bear shits in the woods

dude is dropping a log

It's all connected 

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u/Tankette55 9d ago

It's called constipation. When you struggle to get it out, you sweat a ton, therefore, it makes sense to remove your shirt.

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u/Far-History-8154 9d ago

This happened to me exactly once. It felt like my life was being sucked out when shitting and I dunno if it was instinct from the brain trying to give comfort or what. I wanted comfort and to do any action towards said comfort so having nothing on hand the shirt was the only action I could do.

Funnily enough it did become somewhat bearable after removing the shirt.

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u/Meyesme3 9d ago

Costanza?